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Thread: I like stalking dudes when they're pooping in public restrooms

post 1514587441 08-04-2017, 11:04 PM
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Have you seen how repugnant public restrooms are? And you want my sweet booty to touch that? Fork that.

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post 1514613951 08-05-2017, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted By 94SupraTT⏩
This thread is fukking hilarious.

I always go no wipe crew when using public restrooms since they don't use Scotts Tissue. My bunghole deserves only the best.
Tfw they only have sandpaper cause they're too cheap for multiply.
post 1514614511 08-05-2017, 11:55 AM
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True story

I had a bad experience in preschool where I was taking a chit and the lady thought everyone was out and turned the light out. Pitch fukking black. I don't even know how long I was stuck in the bathroom, crawling around and trying to feel for the door, repeatedly banging my head on things.

After that, I never took a chit in school again. Kindergarten through 12th grade, not even once.

Until the last day of my senior year. Sloot in drafting class made the seniors brownies. She was a junior and I didn't even think about it.

We had a jr/sr war where the classes would prank each other. I ate a couple of brownies before lunch, and 45 minutes later it felt like the creature from Alien was ripping my insides.

Bitch ex-laxed the fuk out of the brownies as a goodbye gift.

I chit in school that day. I chit long and hard.
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post 1514614621 08-05-2017, 11:56 AM
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I remember some guy came into the toilets as I was washing my hands and he went into a stall. It suddenly went really silent so I decided to walk on the spot and then open/close the door to make it sound like I left. Sure enough the guy suddenly opens his bowels. I then set some toilet paper on fire and threw it over his stall before running out whilst laughing hysterically.

Some people are just weird.
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post 1514614841 08-05-2017, 12:00 PM
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I dgaf, only weird in one of those dead silent bathrooms where you can hear if someone tears a piece of toilet paper from the other end
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post 1514615001 08-05-2017, 12:02 PM
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I only get shy for when im pissing really hard at the urinal, and a fart slips through. Awkward.


The weird thing is i let farts rip with no remorse at work otherwise
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post 1514615071 08-05-2017, 12:03 PM
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post 1514615201 08-05-2017, 12:05 PM
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seen this with door open
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post 1514615261 08-05-2017, 12:06 PM
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We have about a ten stall bathroom in our office. The thing is it is DEAD silent. No exhaust fan. Faucet has low water pressure etc. Kinda weird for me since I wipe about 10X and the people on the other stalls are just listening to me rip heaps of wipe off the roller.
post 1514659291 08-05-2017, 08:40 PM
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Lol
post 1514659621 08-05-2017, 08:44 PM
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I can't piss in the urinal when there are other people around. I tend to just take a stall if available. Something about the feeling of having your back watched...it's very annoying. Chit is the worst in sporting events when you have to piss real bad and public pissing is out of question.
post 1514660271 08-05-2017, 08:51 PM
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I rarely take a chit in public unless if it's really necessary.

I mean we all get an urgent one now and again but I'm not a loose anused buttpirate like some of the people IIT. Sorry ya'll lost that there elastisity.

When you don't take so many diks to your starfish all the time, it's pretty tight and can hold your chit with little effort and cut bricks when it's time to end the deed.

Edit: but when it's time have no problem chitting and pissing. I don't care about privacy cause I have a long dik and beautiful ass
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post 1514662071 08-05-2017, 09:13 PM
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Imperative to scope out the best **** bathroom wherever you work or go to school
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post 1514662751 08-05-2017, 09:24 PM
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This reminds me of a story of back in HS. A buddy of mine was in the bathroom pissing and someone walked in to take a **** in one of the stalls. So for some unknown reason when he was done he ran full force at the wall and knocked over the stall wall onto the kid. I was actually in the hallway when this happened not knowing anything and it sounded like a gunshot. One of the teachers ran into the bathroom not knowing what to expect but when he turned the corner there he was, my buddy and the stall wall on top of someone just trying to take a ****. He got expelled and I haven't even thought about it in years until now. Hilarious.
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post 1514663351 08-05-2017, 09:31 PM
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post 1514685051 08-06-2017, 03:39 AM
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Only poop at home
post 1514685591 08-06-2017, 04:02 AM
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post 1514685981 08-06-2017, 04:14 AM
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Thread of the Year candidate, right here.


*poops in public but times his releases until someone flushes or turns on the automatic hand driers crew*
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post 1514686141 08-06-2017, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Trapstar4.4⏩
Esecially one of those farts that affect the water like a helicopter over a lake
Literally lol'd so loud I woke up my sleeping husband. He asks me whats funny. I tell him. He calls me a dumbass and rolls over.... sending reps. Lmao.
post 1514686431 08-06-2017, 04:28 AM
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Also never chit in public crew. Just can't do it. I did witness the most epic chit (or rather, the aftermath) in one of the stalls in the womens washroom at the mall. The turd was cylindrical and literally the size of one of those mini bowling balls for 5 pin bowling. I wish I was kidding. I wish I had taken a photo. I was disgusted, horrified and a bit in awe.....left the bathroom and told my husband we had to circle the mall in case we found the creator of such an epic chit, laying down in the fetal position, dead from internal and external bleeding. No such luck....but I'm telling you guys, it was completely round, it was one big ball of chit. Impressive.
post 1514686571 08-06-2017, 04:31 AM
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I will always remember the time I had the chits bad and had to go in the shopping center loos. It came splattering out very loudly and there was a group of teenage shopping mall hoodrats at the mirror doing their makeup. They were laughing and making fun of me. It was so embarrassing and I waited a good 5 minutes after they left before I came out.
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post 1514687551 08-06-2017, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Twerk4it⏩
I go right back in to see if my hunch was correct and of course I was
Who tf cares?

OP is perverse phgt
Who am I ? Who is this watching me wonder who I am? Who is this watching that me?
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post 1514688391 08-06-2017, 05:32 AM
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when i was camping (around age 13) this ******* kid kept staring at my dick whilst i was taking a piss and ive hated public bathrooms/urinals since srs
post 1514688461 08-06-2017, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted By sweetlittlelies⏩
Who tf cares?

OP is perverse phgt
OP, as in Original Pooper in this story spotted
post 1514688561 08-06-2017, 05:35 AM
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Originally Posted By datGizzmo⏩
when i was camping (around age 13) this ******* kid kept staring at my dick whilst i was taking a piss and ive hated public bathrooms/urinals since srs
That means deep down that you enjoyed it.

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I am super regular, therefore I never have to chit in the office.

I always take my daily chit between approx 0630 and 0700 on weekdays, after coffee and breakfast. Then it's shower time. Dat chit-shower-shave thang, babay.

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If I really have to go I dont give a chit. No pun intended
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Sometimes my arsehole and cock get stage fright. Like I want to go but I can't because someone is watching or listening to it.
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more like taking a chit is my meditative "me" time, and feels good as phuck. also, can't phukking stand a silent bathroom and some guy comes into the stall right next to me and I can hear him chitting like 2 feet from. the sounds of a turd escaping some other guys angus and all those weird sounds is disgusting
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I poop in public restrooms only when I have diarrhea
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