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Thread: Let's be real, most women don't know how to suck a cawk

post 1520042421 09-20-2017, 04:49 PM
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I've gotten a ton of BJs at this point in my life. most of the terrible ones happened when i was younger (high school, or just recently graduated). It's definitely an art that some girls have mastered, and others are rookies.

The girl i was dating before this last girl was bragging about how she had no gag reflex on our second or third date. when she finally did give me a bj....it was rough. way too much teeth grinding on my cock. really the only time ive ever gotten a bad bj is when the teeth are grinding. i think some chicks have smaller mouths that make it harder for them to be good at these type of things. if shes got a smaller mouth, she needs to just focus on the tip haha.
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post 1520043281 09-20-2017, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By butwhowasfeel⏩
okay no homo but i honestly sometimes think i'd give amazing head if i were gay or if i were a girl

strongest of no homos but sometimes when im brushing my tongue i gag real hard and i just imagine myself choking on a dick no homo and how hot it would be if i was sucking off a gay dude (and if i were gay at the same time)

no homo of course tho but im just saying my head game would be ridiculous if i ever did start going down that road haha NO HOMO again lol but yeah pm me if u wanna talk about this in private lol
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post 1520043421 09-20-2017, 05:02 PM
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My girlfriend was very inexperienced when we first met (see sig) and she started using teeth, also spit out the goo ON ME the first time. Gotta train her early or she gonna be doing that **** forever. Sounds like the girls youve been with never had someone train them right. Most girls Ive had suck my dikc were pros, but probably because I went to school in the hood and these girls were all hos
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post 1520043661 09-20-2017, 05:04 PM
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Since we're on the topic, I was debating with a friend the other day:

What's considered a blowjob? Start to finish dink in mouth? Or a good sucking before sex also qualifies as a bj?

Edit: this is a fitting 1300th post, good god.
They said she's gone too far this time

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post 1520044391 09-20-2017, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
Opie can you teach me how to suck cawk properly pls
I'd be glad to help and allow you to use me as a practice apparatus.
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post 1520044401 09-20-2017, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Since we're on the topic, I was debating with a friend the other day:

What's considered a blowjob? Start to finish dink in mouth? Or a good sucking before sex also qualifies as a bj?

Edit: this is a fitting 1300th post, good god.
If you have to ask...






Some might disagree, but as soon it's in the mouth....bj status confirmed.
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post 1520044441 09-20-2017, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Since we're on the topic, I was debating with a friend the other day:

What's considered a blowjob? Start to finish dink in mouth? Or a good sucking before sex also qualifies as a bj?

Edit: this is a fitting 1300th post, good god.
If the dick enters the mouth it counts as a blow job. Just like if a dick enters the pussy it counts as fuking. "Just the tip" or "not finishing" doesn't negate the fact that the dick was inside the mouth or pussy.
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post 1520044701 09-20-2017, 05:15 PM
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This is exactly why I suck my own dink

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post 1520045121 09-20-2017, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Since we're on the topic, I was debating with a friend the other day:

What's considered a blowjob? Start to finish dink in mouth? Or a good sucking before sex also qualifies as a bj?

Edit: this is a fitting 1300th post, good god.
what friend? A guy who wanted a beej?
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post 1520045521 09-20-2017, 05:23 PM
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I've probably had more good ones than bad ones. But, the ones that I've received that were bad, were REALLY bad. I had some young 18 year old chick blow me recently and she sucked so hard it literally caused me pain. Not enjoyable whatsoever. But the fun is in teaching, so I took it as an opportunity to explain what I like and she's slowly getting better. Just tell em what you like and dont like OP, unless they're completely uncoachable they'll probably end up getting you what you want.
post 1520045841 09-20-2017, 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted By TrinnieBuu⏩
Since we're on the topic, I was debating with a friend the other day:

What's considered a blowjob? Start to finish dink in mouth? Or a good sucking before sex also qualifies as a bj?

Edit: this is a fitting 1300th post, good god.
Start to finish is a bj, the other is foreplay.

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Lol @ teeth while suckin dink, also comunication with ya partner can take you a long way
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post 1520048131 09-20-2017, 05:52 PM
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Never understood why they think TEETH are an acceptable form of pleasure when giving a blowjob.
post 1520048421 09-20-2017, 05:55 PM
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the amount of ****ing girls that scar my dick with their teething... especially when ive got whiskey dick. last chick i ****ed must have been disappointed, after that terrible bj my dick gave up altogether
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post 1520048511 09-20-2017, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted By IH8RICE⏩
Never understood why they think TEETH are an acceptable form of pleasure when giving a blowjob.
A lot of women are unaware or can't open their mouth wide enough.
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post 1520053801 09-20-2017, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
A lot of women are unaware or can't open their mouth wide enough.
They make these things you insert into your mouth and it holds it open for you lol

If you don't have those just imagine you are actually at the dentist and you have a bad cavity on your last molar. The penis is the drill and the dentist is gonna fill it...but first he needs you to open really wide! Lmao

For very girthy penises you may need to do some simple cheek stretching. Grab the sides of your cheeks and pull in opposite directions for 5 minutes a day. Soon 7+" girth will be no problem. You can then graduate to coke cans for practice
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post 1520054921 09-20-2017, 07:09 PM
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The worst is when chicks only put the head in her mouth, and do WAAAAAY to much hand work. Like, I don't want a hand job. If you need to hold my cock steady that's fine, but imo there shouldn't be much hand movement, all mouth. Or chicks who mostly jerk you off while they lick it.. uggh. Just suck the ****ing thing.
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post 1520055451 09-20-2017, 07:15 PM
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If she's not that great at bj's, telling her to suck it how she likes to be fukked usually works.
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post 1520055571 09-20-2017, 07:16 PM
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op come suck my cawk, show them how its done boyo
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post 1520055951 09-20-2017, 07:20 PM
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Unless you also have a dink in your mouth op, trying communicating.
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It's all about the girl's passion and how much she enjoys it. Too many girls do it now just because it's expected and just go through the motions. Those are the women who will be single at 40 with five cats.
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meh i've had great and i've had awful

when its awful it's just an appetizer getting me ready for the entree
post 1520056831 09-20-2017, 07:31 PM
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Terrible. I'm a master at eating and licking the wet rose but these women constantly disappoint me. SMH
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Originally Posted By nogainnogain⏩
Let's be real, most miscer don't know how it feels to have his cawk sucked
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post 1520057321 09-20-2017, 07:36 PM
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My ex before my wife was the Pai Mei of bj skills. I would have foot cramps after just 10-15 minutes of her going at it from curling my toes so hard. We dated for 4 years and right up to the end I would be giddy at work all day knowing that I have a 25% chance of getting one of those bj's when I got home. I am probably wanted for vehicular homicide counts due to her road head skills. Get a few beers in her and the entire drive home was a journey of ecstasy. She'd catch me driving by our apt or taking the long way home and just giggle about it and go back to work.

My wife is at least 2 or 3 steps higher on the looks/body scale, but she will not touch a dink with her mouth. She's a chemist and the thought of the germs freak her out. Oh, she literally demands that I chow down every other night, I guess that's not gross to her.

I am truly sad some days knowing that some other dude is getting those can't walk strait after mins of road head bj's.
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we're all conditioned to assume it will feel great, either by porn or by our own imaginations, but usually it won't feel that great unless the cock sucker really knows what they are doing. slow and sensual is best. also getting a BJ from a random hookup/ one-nighter is pretty hit-or-miss.
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Originally Posted By L0rdHumongous⏩
My ex before my wife was the Pai Mei of bj skills. I would have foot cramps after just 10-15 minutes of her going at it from curling my toes so hard. We dated for 4 years and right up to the end I would be giddy at work all day knowing that I have a 25% chance of getting one of those bj's when I got home. I am probably wanted for vehicular homicide counts due to her road head skills. Get a few beers in her and the entire drive home was a journey of ecstasy. She'd catch me driving by our apt or taking the long way home and just giggle about it and go back to work.

My wife is at least 2 or 3 steps higher on the looks/body scale, but she will not touch a dink with her mouth. She's a chemist and the thought of the germs freak her out. Oh, she literally demands that I chow down every other night, I guess that's not gross to her.

I am truly sad some days knowing that some other dude is getting those can't walk strait after mins of road head bj's.
this is a very sad story.
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Originally Posted By theRealGriNC⏩
this is a very sad story.
It gave me a semi and a few tears.
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Why don't you show them how it's done then opie? I know you can








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Originally Posted By theRealGriNC⏩
this is a very sad story.
That's kinda what I was thinking. Lol he probably fantasizes about his ex wife while he's making love to his new wife
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Agreed, op. You should find a cawk to suck and show your girlfriend how it's done.
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