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Thread: text this to a girl for guaranteed sex (early halloween edition 2017)

post 1520248521 09-22-2017, 04:23 PM
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^^^^^ lmfao @ "the good stuff". in 4 resalts
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post 1520254621 09-22-2017, 05:42 PM
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post 1520255061 09-22-2017, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Hahahaha, I bet she loves it really.
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post 1520256011 09-22-2017, 06:02 PM
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^^ That gal is gonna get an apple and a popcorn ball in her bag
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post 1520265791 09-22-2017, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By TheBrentmeister⏩
Hahahaha, I bet she loves it really.
She sent some dumb gif in response, which is the new alternative for one word/emoji responses for sloots
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post 1520305021 09-23-2017, 11:54 AM
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Reps to the cheekiest response on this one. Not sure if she's playing dumb or is a certified autist

RIP Zyzz and Greg Plitt

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post 1520306821 09-23-2017, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Reps to the cheekiest response on this one. Not sure if she's playing dumb or is a certified autist

That bish has donkey brains
DYEL?
post 1520306891 09-23-2017, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
Reps to the cheekiest response on this one. Not sure if she's playing dumb or is a certified autist

a sausage party
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post 1520311281 09-23-2017, 01:05 PM
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Here's a decent opener:

"If I got a dollar for every time time I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you"
post 1520311701 09-23-2017, 01:09 PM
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Openers.

Such cringe.
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post 1520312411 09-23-2017, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By TrickHenry⏩
a sausage party
Originally Posted By Armani2G0⏩
Here's a decent opener:

"If I got a dollar for every time time I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you"
lmao
Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Openers.

Such cringe.
female misc ----->
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post 1520312591 09-23-2017, 01:21 PM
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i remember these threads way back

msic is too full of FAs to do this now lmao
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post 1520312971 09-23-2017, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Arkileon⏩
i remember these threads way back

msic is too full of FAs to do this now lmao
This is what I'm starting to fear.

Come on misc, where are all of you cheeky kunts at?
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post 1520340291 09-23-2017, 07:47 PM
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LOL


*Downloads tinder*
post 1520341331 09-23-2017, 07:59 PM
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*Gets myself up to 50 posts so I can post images*
post 1520346341 09-23-2017, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By YOEL95⏩
*Gets myself up to 50 posts so I can post images*
In4 pics. A word of caution to you brahs who you use this line: check their bio to make sure that they aren't living their life for the lord (dunno why these kunts aren't on christianmingle instead)


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post 1520347081 09-23-2017, 09:26 PM
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who is this? new phone
post 1520347631 09-23-2017, 09:36 PM
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why is that uptight girl on tinder, people are weird.
post 1520347841 09-23-2017, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
In4 pics. A word of caution to you brahs who you use this line: check their bio to make sure that they aren't living their life for the lord (dunno why these kunts aren't on christianmingle instead)
Damn prudes with no sense of humor..absolutely pissening
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post 1520348191 09-23-2017, 09:46 PM
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[QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1520346341]In4 pics. A word of caution to you brahs who you use this line: check their bio to make sure that they aren't living their life for the lord (dunno why these kunts aren't on christianmingle instead)


[img]https://image.ibb.co/mOE9UQ/IMG_2287.jpg[/g][/QUOTE]just lmao
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post 1520349151 09-23-2017, 10:02 PM
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[QUOTE=cojones539 post_id=1520346341]In4 pics. A word of caution to you brahs who you use this line: check their bio to make sure that they aren't living their life for the lord (dunno why these kunts aren't on christianmingle instead)


[img]https://image.ibb.co/mOE9UQ/IMG_2287.jpg[img][/QUOTE]hahahahaha
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post 1520353701 09-23-2017, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson⏩
why is that uptight girl on tinder, people are weird.
beats me brah. Makes me wanna go troll christian-mingle now
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post 1520354571 09-23-2017, 11:59 PM
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This thread brought the lulz. Just lol at bible thumpers who can't take jokes
post 1520355221 09-24-2017, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
beats me brah. Makes me wanna go troll christian-mingle now
You might be surprised to know that some religious girls are secretly sloots
post 1520377961 09-24-2017, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
In4 pics. A word of caution to you brahs who you use this line: check their bio to make sure that they aren't living their life for the lord (dunno why these kunts aren't on christianmingle instead)


/img]
Lol smh!

Will come through with pics later
post 1520380181 09-24-2017, 10:14 AM
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too spooky for you mother fukker
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post 1520467291 09-25-2017, 06:30 AM
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hmmmm notbad.jpg





what do misc
post 1520476641 09-25-2017, 08:46 AM
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[QUOTE=nn586 post_id=1520467291]hmmmm notbad.jpg

[img]https://i.imgur.com/bc96Jqc.png

I put a lot of love in the icing

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DwkVxKo.png

I'll feed you tube steak smothered in underwear all night

what do misc[/QUOTE][img]https://i.imgur.com/bc96Jqc.png[/img]

I put a lot of love in the icing

[img]https://i.imgur.com/DwkVxKo.png[/img]

I'll feed you tube steak smothered in underwear all night
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post 1520478871 09-25-2017, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By velvetmudhole⏩
I'll feed you tube steak smothered in underwear all night
lol wat
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Originally Posted By nn586⏩
lol wat
she wants to be fed well
I fap to your avi
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