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10-21-2017, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Sorry dude. That really sucks. Not all girls are like that, though. Keep your hope alive that you'll find the right one.turns out she had a bf all along boyo
they are "on and off" apparently and she wanted to cuck him with me because she's unhappy with her relationship...she also wanted to still be friends and "see where it might go" lmao
sloot gon sloot
can never trust her now lol
I will carry the torch of bitterness and misogyny for the FA incels of the misc.
fkn sloots mang
they are "on and off" apparently and she wanted to cuck him with me because she's unhappy with her relationship...she also wanted to still be friends and "see where it might go" lmao
sloot gon sloot
can never trust her now lol
I will carry the torch of bitterness and misogyny for the FA incels of the misc.
fkn sloots mang
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10-21-2017, 06:39 PM
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10-21-2017, 06:41 PM
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ITT
Dick is no longer given.
Spoiler!
Dick is no longer given.
Spoiler!
It's EARNED, sloots!
10-21-2017, 07:03 PM
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Holy chit im so in!!! We need pics, HM.
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10-21-2017, 07:13 PM
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Congrats Houston!
Perhaps one day it will be my turn.
Perhaps one day it will be my turn.
10-21-2017, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
It has taken quite a beating from my 12 inch magnum deluxe BBC dildo.your pussy aint worn out yet?
But not yet, perhaps you can help me out with that babe.
10-21-2017, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Plz do it in a Deshaun Watson Home jersey. PLZOk guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
Also, delete some mail in your inbox. I want to PM you.
10-21-2017, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Where are the pics of said sloot?Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
10-21-2017, 09:20 PM
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10-21-2017, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By atomicbbgum⏩
You don't know that. Don't get his hopes up, he's fragileYou'll get one soon, don't rush it
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10-21-2017, 09:34 PM
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Houstonmiscer,
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
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10-21-2017, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Houstonmiscer,
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
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10-21-2017, 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
You made it and left with some respect!
You're the prize now and a high value male!
10-21-2017, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
Houstonmiscer,
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
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10-21-2017, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
This man does not need complicated instructions right nowHoustonmiscer,
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
I'm back, bitches!
10-21-2017, 11:11 PM
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10-21-2017, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Wow props to lasting 30 minutes wtf?Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
My first blowie i was gone in 60 seconds.
more like 30 tbh
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
10-21-2017, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
lol Good job .Ok guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
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10-21-2017, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted By awwchit2⏩
I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.Wow props to lasting 30 minutes wtf?
If this story is legit, I'd like to congratulate HM. I know it took a lot of work.
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10-21-2017, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Girlgoneweird⏩
neck kissing is goat.Houstonmiscer,
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
When you get inside that pu**y I want you to start slow. It's all about the rocking motion..not in and out. It's not a fast food drive thru nomsayin?
First, start to kiss her gently on the lips and when she wants to make out pull away and go to her neck until you reach her breasts. Kiss like you're going to go to her nipples then stop
Eat her out THROUGH her panties then, when she is soaked through her underwear, slide them to the side with your teeth. Eat her out like her vagene is nourishment and you have been wandering in the desert for a week.
You have been in a sexual desert..make sure her pu**y knows that.
Good luck and gahh speed
last girl was kissing my neck and i almost couldnt take it.
mind blown. now i know what it feels like.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
10-21-2017, 11:17 PM
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10-21-2017, 11:18 PM
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#85
Originally Posted By -Lucifer⏩
It's not uncommon. It means he faps ALL the phuckin time and has desensitized his penor.I'm glad I'm not the only one to notice that.
If this story is legit, I'd like to congratulate HM. I know it took a lot of work.
If this story is legit, I'd like to congratulate HM. I know it took a lot of work.
10-21-2017, 11:18 PM
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#86
Wait did houstonmiscer even finish form the blow job?
does it even count if you don't blow your load in the back of her throat?
does it even count if you don't blow your load in the back of her throat?
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
10-21-2017, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
How big?#earnmydik
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Originally Posted By HoustonMiscer⏩
Lol'd at "earn my dik" Good for you HMOk guys I haven't made an official thread yet because I don't want to make one until I actually lose my virginity. Basicslly heres what happened so far:
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
-met girl on tinder
-meet up at a bar yesterday
-start drinking until she gets there
-start talking to her about many different topics
-go back inside and sit at a booth and start making out
-she wants to leave
-get in my car (while she waits for uber but she never called her uber lol) and start making out again
-she starts rubbing the outside of my pants and told me to take my dik out and starts sucking
- after about 30 minutes of her sucking me and me fingering her, she says she wants me to fuk her in the car but i have no condoms so I say she has to earn my dik (srs)
-we agree to meet at her place for drinks tonight
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
can I pass lolAs it will have to be strapon let's say we have Age17troll, FA, Tommy, malemod, femalemod or Proudmanlet sized
Which ya gonna choose?
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Which ya gonna choose?
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