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post 1535745641 11-26-2017, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Because you paid her for sex. Oral comes with it.
Its like ordering a #2 at Mcdonalds, then saying you got fries without even asking.
Except the #2 here is vengeful herpes.
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post 1535745651 11-26-2017, 06:36 PM
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You paid for an escort and then ate her out? What's next? You gonna father her children?
post 1535746311 11-26-2017, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted By ruskiMishka
>in the moment I thought it was a great idea to go down on her...


Das it Game over.
post 1535746551 11-26-2017, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By spadelexus
Because you paid her for sex. Oral comes with it.
Its like ordering a #2 at Mcdonalds, then saying you got fries without even asking.
It's the no protection part that was interesting, I thought in general it was latex on everything
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post 1535746741 11-26-2017, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By LannTheClever
You paid for an escort and then ate her out? What's next? You gonna father her children?
I was thinking of playing a sick game and actually befriending some of them, but that will be expensive lol
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post 1535750001 11-26-2017, 07:23 PM
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u got da aids
post 1535755021 11-26-2017, 08:25 PM
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I hope this isn't real tea lol
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post 1535755311 11-26-2017, 08:29 PM
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Lol at nerds focusing on him eating pusy. As If an escort pusy gives you cancer or sone chit. High test alphas do retarded chit when horny. Its called testosterone betas

Never bought a hooker but went down on club sloots and regretted it every time.
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post 1535756891 11-26-2017, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Podunks
Oh man, you are so alpha..... Wow, I'm very impressed... So cool.



Lol Whats gonna happen to him from eating an escorts pusy? AIDS?

I would never have eating out or even paid for an escort but come on, the bish is probably cleaner than some club sloot that has been dancing all night
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post 1535757111 11-26-2017, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone
Lol Whats gonna happen to him from eating an escorts pusy? AIDS?

I would never have eating out or even paid for an escort but come on, the bish is probably cleaner than some club sloot that has been dancing all night
mind obliterated. this explains so much about the state of sweden and norway.
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post 1535757211 11-26-2017, 08:56 PM
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i went full potato one night licked a rippers bum











told her im gonna do it again,

she said sure and proceeded to rear glute spread in my face

came out with my head held high, like tongue punching her fart hole was a feet of great pride
post 1535757571 11-26-2017, 09:02 PM
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wait....wait...wait...


Had to go back to work on A SUNDAY ??? hmmmmmm
Just trying hard to not be a fat sack-o-chit.

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post 1535757961 11-26-2017, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Baylorballs
wait....wait...wait...


Had to go back to work on A SUNDAY ??? hmmmmmm
Yea I work Sundays
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post 1535758031 11-26-2017, 09:11 PM
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Seen alot of these threads on the misc, why the fukk do you guys keep going down on escorts? Srs wtf why.................




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post 1535758121 11-26-2017, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted By W1LLW
mind obliterated. this explains so much about the state of sweden and norway.
Lol first off sweden and Norway are two completely different countries. Different laws, demographics, crime stats. We have the strictest immigration in Europe and Sweden has open borders. Yet we are the same country according to dumb miscers...

Honestly tho. What can happen from eating out an escort. I know you can’t get stds from recieving BJ’s. Thought eating pusy would be the same? Me i dont even eat pusy. BETA

Lol at miscers that eat ass too. «Its clean bro». ID rather eat an escorts pusy than fecal matter. Come the fuk at me. (Wouldnt eat any of them but If I had to choose)
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post 1535758191 11-26-2017, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone
Lol Whats gonna happen to him from eating an escorts pusy? AIDS?

I would never have eating out or even paid for an escort but come on, the bish is probably cleaner than some club sloot that has been dancing all night
This is the type of dude who faps while his wife being stuffed by Muhammed
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post 1535758341 11-26-2017, 09:14 PM
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Not different than a club sloot, but still lol regardless
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post 1535758501 11-26-2017, 09:16 PM
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I have given oral to all prostitutes I have had sex with, and ate ass of a few of them. I liked it for the most part.
Once I had some throat infection, do not know if it was because of that.
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post 1535759411 11-26-2017, 09:31 PM
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Fukin disgusting
post 1535759711 11-26-2017, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted By TommyRO
This is the type of dude who faps while his wife being stuffed by Muhammed
Based on What? I dont even eat pusy.

Lol you must have Norwegians confused with white American betas. Cucks having men of other races fuk their wives is an American phenomenon. Never once heard of it happening here. We dont even have a word for it in Norwegian.
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post 1535760431 11-26-2017, 09:46 PM
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Would you recommend it though?
post 1535760641 11-26-2017, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone
Based on What? I dont even eat pusy.

Lol you must have Norwegians confused with white American betas. Cucks having men of other races fuk their wives is an American phenomenon. Never once heard of it happening here. We dont even have a word for it in Norwegian.
That's because it's normal there


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post 1535761611 11-26-2017, 10:05 PM
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4everalone...neg me. srs


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post 1535762061 11-26-2017, 10:13 PM
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Always gag a little when I read about someone going down on a hooker. For **** sake man.
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post 1535762121 11-26-2017, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By darkninja67
don't you guys ever learn: don't eat the snatch of a chick you paid for.
Don't eat unless she's your fukin gf man. These dudes are wild. Eating out escorts lol dafuq mane
post 1535763161 11-26-2017, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone
Lol Whats gonna happen to him from eating an escorts pusy? AIDS?

I would never have eating out or even paid for an escort but come on, the bish is probably cleaner than some club sloot that has been dancing all night
Lol im not worried about "big" STDs, but herp and chlam are a real concern with anyone you sleep.

No other bruhs want to share their experience, i know yall fk hookers.

Also this chit is a great cure for being butthurt over a girl. All day no fks given.
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post 1535764401 11-26-2017, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted By ruskiMishka
>bbbj without even asking
>in the moment I thought it was a great idea to go down on her...
That's the spirit!
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post 1535774331 11-27-2017, 04:18 AM
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nothing wrong with paying for sex with a hooker, lots of men have done it

eating out a hooker's snatch, now thats fuking nasty
post 1535774601 11-27-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks
Nah brah, I'm sweet. Never wood I eva.
This.
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post 1535774651 11-27-2017, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ruskiMishka
No other bruhs want to share their experience, i know yall fk hookers.

Also this chit is a great cure for being butthurt over a girl. All day no fks given.
Two immediate points:
Originally Posted By Podunks
Nah brah, I'm sweet.Never wood I eva.
This. And, on your second point - how in your right mind could you think that paying a woman for sex helps you get over an ex? Or, as you put it, being "butthurt by a girl"?

OP I feel sorry for you. Your story and subsequent explanations sound really sad to me, almost like a cry for help. Get help, srs.
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