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Havent used my car in 2 months since I was on vacation, now it wont turn on at all!?
03-04-2018, 08:14 PM
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cleaned the terminals..now drying them and waiting for buddy to come over
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03-04-2018, 08:18 PM
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If you have a key fob, you should be able to release the key from it to open the door. If you have a push start and your key fob is dead, you can hold it to the start/stop button and you will hear a beep and the car will go into auxiliary mode, which will then allow you to start the car. This works for most Japanese cars. If none of that works, you might be able to google your make/model of car and find a way to pop the hood to swap out the battery.
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03-04-2018, 08:25 PM
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Get a fkn battery tender and charge that bish. Your hooptie would be fully charged of you listened the first time I told you.
Even a soyboy can't fuk it up.
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03-04-2018, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Majority of guys in their 20s cannot do this.be a man and put the spare on you flaming *******, then get a jump and drive it to get the tire fixed.
how are you 27 and this helpless?
how are you 27 and this helpless?
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03-04-2018, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
just learned how..easiest **** everMajority of guys in their 20s cannot do this.
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03-04-2018, 08:29 PM
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jesus almighty the amount of people trying to screw with OP astounds me
your battery died, as would any battery when left 2 months without starting. I start car's I don't drive x1 a week to let the battery charge for this reason
jump your car battery/charge your battery/buy new battery
pick one
your battery died, as would any battery when left 2 months without starting. I start car's I don't drive x1 a week to let the battery charge for this reason
jump your car battery/charge your battery/buy new battery
pick one
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03-04-2018, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
i tried to jump it earlier..didnt work..cleaned corosion an hour ago now waiting on friend to try and jump again..will keep u posted.jesus almighty the amount of people trying to screw with OP astounds me
your battery died, as would any battery when left 2 months without starting. I start car's I don't drive x1 a week to let the battery charge for this reason
jump your car battery/charge your battery/buy new battery
pick one
your battery died, as would any battery when left 2 months without starting. I start car's I don't drive x1 a week to let the battery charge for this reason
jump your car battery/charge your battery/buy new battery
pick one
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03-04-2018, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted By VegasLifter26⏩
As I said earlier, do not jump start a modern car unless it's an emergency, and do not jump start a completely dead battery unless it's an emergency. But since you're going to do it anyway, hook up the cables with the other car running and let them sit for 5 minutes or so to charge your battery before trying to start it. Just popping the cables onto a dead battery and hitting the key will never work.i tried to jump it earlier..didnt work..cleaned corosion an hour ago now waiting on friend to try and jump again..will keep u posted.
03-04-2018, 09:17 PM
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its cause u drive a nissan altima
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03-04-2018, 09:25 PM
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tried jumping it again...nothing..guess im towing it to a mechanic tomorow
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03-04-2018, 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
how do u know for sure its a new battery? the guy on the phone at auto parts said that there could be corrosion inside the pipe...also said it could be a problem with the internal computer in the car...id rather be safe and just have a professional take a look at itjust have your friend take you to get a new battery. install yourself it is super easy.
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03-04-2018, 09:51 PM
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Originally Posted By VegasLifter26⏩
people @ auto part stores are retardshow do u know for sure its a new battery? the guy on the phone at auto parts said that there could be corrosion inside the pipe...also said it could be a problem with the internal computer in the car...id rather be safe and just have a professional take a look at it
even mechanics are retards
even doctors
its probably something simple altimaboy
if theres no crank its dead battery, first step is battery pleb
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03-04-2018, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By sickkentbrah⏩
if its the dead battery then why is jump starting it not working?people @ auto part stores are retards
even mechanics are retards
even doctors
its probably something simple altimaboy
if theres no crank its dead battery, first step is battery pleb
even mechanics are retards
even doctors
its probably something simple altimaboy
if theres no crank its dead battery, first step is battery pleb
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03-04-2018, 09:59 PM
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Let me blow your mind real quick.
Cars run on something called electricity. If you’re car don’t turn on, lights won’t come on, radio, etc it ain’t getting dat der electricity.
So you need to get a new electricity box (aka battery) and hook that mofo up to your pos Altima. Then you’ll have the electricitys and you can cruise around the block and try to holla at some shawtys.
Cars run on something called electricity. If you’re car don’t turn on, lights won’t come on, radio, etc it ain’t getting dat der electricity.
So you need to get a new electricity box (aka battery) and hook that mofo up to your pos Altima. Then you’ll have the electricitys and you can cruise around the block and try to holla at some shawtys.
03-05-2018, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By VegasLifter26⏩
cause you don't know how to jump a car. How long did you let the good car run with the cables hooked up before you started trying to start your car? Car worked fine before you left and is dead the first time to try to start after 2 weeks - its a dead battery.if its the dead battery then why is jump starting it not working?
For the third time. Get a Deltran Battery Tender Plus - you can get the cheaper Jr. but it will take almost twice as long. It is idiot proof, Step 1 plug into the wall, Step 2 connect to battery terminals - if the red light is solid it will charge. Step 3 wait for light to turn solid green. This may take a couple of days, but it will safely charge your battery and bring it to 100%. Even if you jump your car, you are going to put a lot of strain on your alternator trying to fully charge a dead battery.
It won't work if you hook it up backwards and you cant even shock yourself if you tried. Better yet, its cheaper than a tow or a new battery or a trip to your mechanic - In your case its going to be all three.
03-05-2018, 09:56 AM
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Elon musk is landing 100 tonne free falling booster rockets in perfect harmony
You are wondering why you're car won't start having not used it in two months.
Just let that sink in.
You are wondering why you're car won't start having not used it in two months.
Just let that sink in.
03-05-2018, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
That really sucks. I hope you're not bragging about that.Haven’t had a vacation longer than 4 days since I was 18. Sorry OP, wish I could help.
03-05-2018, 10:02 AM
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who tf goes on a 2 month vacation
03-05-2018, 10:04 AM
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Try sticking your weiner in the tail pipe and giving it a few thrusts.
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03-05-2018, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By ChewYourFood⏩
Just lol at even trying to help this moron at this point. InB4 OP spends $1800 on a new battery.cause you don't know how to jump a car. How long did you let the good car run with the cables hooked up before you started trying to start your car? Car worked fine before you left and is dead the first time to try to start after 2 weeks - its a dead battery.
For the third time. Get a Deltran Battery Tender Plus - you can get the cheaper Jr. but it will take almost twice as long. It is idiot proof, Step 1 plug into the wall, Step 2 connect to battery terminals - if the red light is solid it will charge. Step 3 wait for light to turn solid green. This may take a couple of days, but it will safely charge your battery and bring it to 100%. Even if you jump your car, you are going to put a lot of strain on your alternator trying to fully charge a dead battery.
It won't work if you hook it up backwards and you cant even shock yourself if you tried. Better yet, its cheaper than a tow or a new battery or a trip to your mechanic - In your case its going to be all three.
For the third time. Get a Deltran Battery Tender Plus - you can get the cheaper Jr. but it will take almost twice as long. It is idiot proof, Step 1 plug into the wall, Step 2 connect to battery terminals - if the red light is solid it will charge. Step 3 wait for light to turn solid green. This may take a couple of days, but it will safely charge your battery and bring it to 100%. Even if you jump your car, you are going to put a lot of strain on your alternator trying to fully charge a dead battery.
It won't work if you hook it up backwards and you cant even shock yourself if you tried. Better yet, its cheaper than a tow or a new battery or a trip to your mechanic - In your case its going to be all three.
03-05-2018, 10:15 AM
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Are you a fuking retard OP? The battery is dead FFS.
Get your T levels checked so we can confirm how much of a soyboy you really are
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Seriously OP... your level of ignorance is going to rape you in the wallet. I just replaced an HVAC actuator (POS China Parts) on my car that only cost me $15+time. If i had taken it to a shop they'd charge $400+. The amount of information about cars on the internet is staggering ... go learn something and save yourself a chit ton of money.
Your battery is dead. Car batteries are not designed to drop beyond a certain voltage. Bad chit happens on the inside when you let it do that. Letting it go completely dead is not good. Letting it sit like that is even worse. Have your boyfriend go buy you a new battery.
Your battery is dead. Car batteries are not designed to drop beyond a certain voltage. Bad chit happens on the inside when you let it do that. Letting it go completely dead is not good. Letting it sit like that is even worse. Have your boyfriend go buy you a new battery.
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03-05-2018, 10:18 AM
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You could easily remove the battery, have the people at your favorite auto parts store put it on their charger for a while. They can then load test it which would tell you if you have one or more bad cells in the battery. If so, buy a new one. Have you ever replaced the battery in this car? If not, take your battery with you to the auto parts store and proceed to buy a new one.
03-05-2018, 10:26 AM
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take the battery out, take it to AutoZone, have them test it, then have them put it on the quick charger for a 1/2 hour (this is a free service), reinstall in vehicle and see if it starts. If it still doesn't start then you probably need a new battery. Many newer cars will consume some power when they're off. If you're going away for awhile it's better to disconnect the battery on them before you leave (or hook up to a trickle charger).
03-05-2018, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By veggie530⏩
If you read the first page, someone points out OP is screwing with us but still there is 4 pages of people raging at his fake ignorancejesus almighty the amount of people trying to screw with OP astounds me
your battery died, as would any battery when left 2 months without starting. I start car's I don't drive x1 a week to let the battery charge for this reason
jump your car battery/charge your battery/buy new battery
pick one
your battery died, as would any battery when left 2 months without starting. I start car's I don't drive x1 a week to let the battery charge for this reason
jump your car battery/charge your battery/buy new battery
pick one
03-05-2018, 10:41 AM
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Took the battery into auto zone an hour ago.. Guy said voltage was so low he couldn't get a read .. Waiting for it to charge up now and pick it up to try it
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03-05-2018, 10:45 AM
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Just get a new battery, ya potato. They're like $80.
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