If you’re not gonna smash and dash then it’s definitely not worth it

So you're lying to her? She wants a relationship and all you want is to smash and dash. You have one common interest and she bores you. That wouldn't work out anyway. If all you want is sex there are plenty of Tinder skanks out there who would be ok with that, but good luck on your scum bag goals of 2018 of lying to and tricking a nice girl.

Let me bang bro

Nah cuz not worth it , onto the next , unless u wanna relationship. But I wouldn't relationship that if you have nothing to talk about will become boring af real quick and you can only smash for so long id say skip it

Falling for a trap there m8

even chads need help with sloots nowadays

dis

can we reserve "dat ass" for asses that truly deserve it. I opened this thread for nothing

This is an annoying way to start my morning

OP putting the poosy on a pedestal imo.

the 3 date rule exists for a reason

First, I would hit the gym. I'd work out to become a sculpted god with the specific purpose of making you wet. I'd quit my job, tell my friends to go **** themselves, become a vegan, and then hit the gym all day every day. Maybe, I'd even move to a warmer climate, and then walk around with a portable heater and humidifier... then everything I do would be hot yoga. Driving a car - hot yoga. Sleeping - hot yoga. Eating ****ty vegan food - hot yoga. Doing hot yoga - oh you'd better believe that would be some hot yoga. Haiti would be the ideal location. My perfectly sculpted body would provide visual sustenance to the starving Haitian population, nourishing them better than food ever could. Then, after a year or so, I'd organize a sleep schedule, begin routine fasting, and commence a vigorous regimen of pelvic thrusting. The purpose, here, would be to develop the stamina required to nail you for at least a week straight. This would likely take another year (the confirmed world record for sleeplessness is 11 days so training would be difficult... ideally you would also be training during this time). Following this, several months of meditation would be required to ensure that I am mentally capable of withstanding the physical marathon I have planned. I would move to Tibet with the Dalai Llama to get some instruction (coincidentally this would require solving the "free Tibet" issue, which shouldn't take long considering the impressive pelvic thrusting ability I will have at this time - that is, I plan on butt-****ing the Chinese into submission). Upon returning I would remain abstinent for a year or so. This would ensure that my sex drive is high enough to satisfy you in ways you can't possibly imagine. After 4 and a half years I arrive in your bedroom. During this period I have become an Adonis, solved world hunger, and brought about world peace. You are amazed by how much I have done for you and you look forward to the greatest boning in history. You slowly take off your clothes and I immediately prematurely ejaculate all over you. After a year of abstinence it is like a fire hose. The stream is so strong that you are thrown from your bed and pressed up against your bedroom wall. You are knocked unconscious and I am left standing in your bedroom in a pool of my own semen. I realize that this ejaculation has made me incredibly dehydrated so I go to your kitchen for a glass of water. I then make a sandwich. You don't have any yellow mustard and I think "what the **** is this ****?". I make do anyway and I am thoroughly satisfied. After a short while I realize that you might be dead and head back to the bedroom. I open the door and the smell of roses hits me. My semen has sprung a garden. Small singing birds carry olive branches. Butterflies are fluttering around in a cool mist of perfection. A rainbow arches across your room. I push through the thick, tall roses and a baby deer emerges from the mist and eats acorns out of my hand. It leads me to you. You are awake, on your bed, surrounded by roses. My magical semen has caused you to become even hotter. I am shocked by how hot you look. You slowly take off your top and I prematurely ejaculate again! AGAIN! What the ****! I leave embarrassed.

she doesn't need to find you interesting, or even like you. she needs to be attracted to you. and this is the problem.....

guaranteed i would have got a BJ by second date (probably first date). probably sexors too, and anal by third.

you need to switch up your approach

Her resistance is either 1: smelly puss, 2: she gets pumped and dumped a lot. And by a lot I mean like a field of corn lot.

whats the rush?

This. She is an easy girl that all of a sudden found a guy she actually wants to keep around, she's acting weird/standoffish because she doesn't want to fuk it up

So...You sit around talking about yourself, and expect her to be completely into that? Do you ask her questions in order to spark conversation, and then apply the similarities in an attempt to pry her out of her comfort zone? My wife is not a big talker...I am. I asked questions which signaled genuine interest, and in turn used what she said to break her defenses down. Women like to talk...If she isn't talking, then you're probably not mentally stimulating her. If you're not mentally stimulating her, you're probably giving off some weird vibes which she's mirroring.

Just be straight up and start asking questions about her butthole

Sorry op I already reached my dietary fats for the day

didnt read all posts but just continue smashing or seeing other girls and this one wont frustrate you as much. im sure you already know this

Guys on this forum complain about sloots but don't have the patience to wait four dates before smashing? Makes me sad for our culture that relationships seem to mostly revolve around temporary self-gratification at the expense of creating things of lasting value. OP, you don't deserve this girl.

She knows there's no future with you if you don't share similar interests. Just working out won't hold you together for long. And if she's a relationship girl, she probably doesn't want to have just a one night stand

I could have sworn I already replied in here, but I can't find it.

My current GF is similar. Very sweet, but quiet and a little boring. But dammmm, when she's on all fours, she could ask me to marry her and I'd say yes. fuark.

Fight the good fight sir.

I agree with this. OP your first thread about this chick was about you trying to force things 5-6 times and getting rejected numerous times. Now you're back at it again. If you don't actually like this girl and have a genuine connection with her don't be a piece of chit and smash and dash her.

Tinder skanks are a dime a dozen to do that to. You are just wasting her time and yours.

she even has to do that basic ass pose where one leg is on the tippy toes to make some camera illusion. looks about 4'11 so the reality is that cake is small

that ass is clearly on the beach.

You will eventually run out of topics, so i would start asking OPEN ENDED questions where she has to utter 2-3 sentences and then you askanother question as a follow up. I would then become knowledgeable(internet smart) on topics that she seems to be interested in and pretend that you like those topics. She will eventually open up to you because she sees that you like her common interests. The goal is to make her think that you are all about her and her interests, good luck!

Why can't you just grab your balls and make a move, OP? Srs.

I usually next those girls after shortly after we hang out for the second time.

My suspicion is that they're normally screwing someone else on the side and are just using you as a back-up. It may or may not be true, but it's a great way to limit bullchit in your life.

OP has done this(previous thread made). First date he tried like 5 times and got shut down each time because she isn't a sloot it seems. OP's thread was questioning whether he should have tried harder despite getting turned down numerous times in one night.

She doesn't wanna take it slow.

She wants to take it slow WITH YOU.

big difference.

You really think no other guy has got in there faster than that?

Sheeeeeiiit.