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Thread: Biggest copes for not having a good body?

post 1552837321 06-01-2018, 08:47 AM
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- Not enough time to workout

Speaking for myself here, but I literally do not have enough time to lift as much as I'd like. FT PhD student, 2 year old and pregnant wife, FT job, I'm lucky to get in a 45 minute workout in the morning. There's a new rec center opening this July with better equipment and hours, so I guess I won't be able to use this excuse anymore. Also, I drink too much, which doesn't help the belly...
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post 1552837421 06-01-2018, 08:49 AM
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"I have bad [knees] [back] [shoulder] ect..."

Fuking lol.
post 1552839451 06-01-2018, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By allianc3⏩
"I have bad [knees] [back] [shoulder] ect..."

Fuking lol.
you wouldnt be "lol" if you had the problems im sure. having REAL issues is not the same as waking up one day with a pain that goes away in an hour or 2..so..might want to rethink..
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post 1552839681 06-01-2018, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By mikieson⏩
you wouldnt be "lol" if you had the problems im sure. having REAL issues is not the same as waking up one day with a pain that goes away in an hour or 2..so..might want to rethink..
True but there are so many people that have these problems due to inactivity and not taking care of themselves. So many fatty magoos will use a small problem as an excuse to stay inactive and it just gets worse.

I had a bad back but I rehabbed it in the gym and now I never have back pain.
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post 1552839981 06-01-2018, 09:22 AM
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To be fair the lifestyle required to maintain anything Sub <15% sounds lame for me at least. I lift to be strong, healthy, and be able to enjoy the lifestyle I do without being a 300lb blob.

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post 1552840161 06-01-2018, 09:25 AM
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post 1552840321 06-01-2018, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted By mikieson⏩
you wouldnt be "lol" if you had the problems im sure. having REAL issues is not the same as waking up one day with a pain that goes away in an hour or 2..so..might want to rethink..
You've made a poor assumption my friend. I've had 4 hip surgeries, including a bi-lateral surgery where I had my right hip replaced.

I've lifted with no cartilage in my hips - bone on bone, I've been in the gym 1 month post surgery while still on crutches. People with serious conditions but with ambition, myself included, find ways to keep active and fit regardless of their adversities. If you love something, you don't just throw your hands up in the air and give up when you face some obstacles. Please don't preach your BS that having "real" issues is something that cannot be overcome, it's a chitty defeatist attitude. I'm not rethinking any of what I said.
post 1552840471 06-01-2018, 09:29 AM
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Women:
"I like my curves"
"Real men like meat, dogs like bones"
"I have PCOS"
"I have a thyroid condition"
"My birth control"
"It's genetic"
"Healthy food is too expensive"

You get the idea.
post 1552840581 06-01-2018, 09:31 AM
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Some people do just have ****ty frames and have to work 3x hard to look decent. I don't even need to lift to look decent as have dem dere broad shoulders and abs. But I did sports most my teenage years.
post 1552840641 06-01-2018, 09:32 AM
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"I cant eat healthy its too expensive"
"I cant afford to go to the gym"
"I dont have time to spend all day working out"


The first one here really rustles me.
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post 1552840821 06-01-2018, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristineMN⏩
Women:
"I like my curves"
"Real men like meat, dogs like bones"
"I have PCOS"
"I have a thyroid condition"
"My birth control"
"It's genetic"

You get the idea.
you saying thicc isn't considered a goood body?
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post 1552841211 06-01-2018, 09:37 AM
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I'm on lots of medications, quite a few of these cause weight gain and makes it hard to keep a regime on meds.
post 1552841301 06-01-2018, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By miscHelix⏩
"I cant eat healthy its too expensive"
"I cant afford to go to the gym"
"I dont have time to spend all day working out"


The first one here really rustles me.
Same people that will throw 50 dollars down at Applebees after work for happy hour.
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post 1552842021 06-01-2018, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By LordBroly⏩
The "I don't have time" is probably #1. People use it for everything and it's so delusional that it's actually sad.
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post 1552842101 06-01-2018, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By rainieravesouth⏩
you saying thicc isn't considered a goood body?
Well I guess I'm talking about landwhales who think that they are thicc. Which is another cope.
post 1552842381 06-01-2018, 09:51 AM
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"i burn enough calories at work"

- tradies and service jobs
post 1552842661 06-01-2018, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By mchabs⏩
"i burn enough calories at work"

- tradies and service jobs
In their defense, a lot of them have better forearms and traps than 95% of miscers.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1552842681 06-01-2018, 09:55 AM
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I was once told why bother if you're gonna lose it when you're old, pathetic af.
post 1552842911 06-01-2018, 09:59 AM
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It's easy for you to be in shape because you cheat and use steroids like..... protein powder. Don't lie, I saw you drinking that steroids.

It's much harder for me to diet, because I get hungry when I don't eat food. You don't have hunger pains as bad as me. This stuff is especially difficult for me than mostly anyone else. They have it easy.

I eat right, but still can't lose weight even after years. (has no idea how much they eat or is guessing)

I barely eat anything. In front of other people and I tell them all the time I barely eat anything and still gain weight. I just look at food and gain weight. No, the large pizza I ate at home by myself doesn't count because no one saw me eat it.
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post 1552843531 06-01-2018, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
It's easy for you to be in shape because you cheat and use steroids.
This is a big one.

-A bench over 315 is unattainable if you are natural.
-Same goes for arms over 16 inches.
-Same goes for lifting 6 days a week.
-Same goes for being jacked over 40.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1552844761 06-01-2018, 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩
This is a big one.

-A bench over 315 is unattainable if you are natural.
-Same goes for arms over 16 inches.
-Same goes for lifting 6 days a week.
-Same goes for being jacked over 40.
I think that the first one is true. Some people will never attain a 315 bench. I don't think that I will reach it without becoming morbidly obese. We will see.
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post 1552845981 06-01-2018, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By RonaldMcflurry⏩
I think that the first one is true. Some people will never attain a 315 bench. I don't think that I will reach it without becoming morbidly obese. We will see.
Sure its hard (and likely impossible if you don't use a tried and true progression program) but I have seen too many naturals do it to buy into this.

I work out with a skinny 19 YO that just cracked 275. I have watched him from day 1 and there are no signs that he has a bike.
Eat in a deficit to lose weight.
Hit your protein and fat minimums to stay healthy and keep your gainz.
Lift heavy and do HIIT to look and feel awesome.
Use the internet to learn why you should do these things and how to do these things.
post 1552846091 06-01-2018, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By allianc3⏩
"I have bad [knees] [back] [shoulder] ect..."

Fuking lol.
this. i have chit knees but still squat, just with low weight / high reps
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Mine are hair and cancer. I really miss being 195 in the low teens. Not sure I'll ever be able to lift again. And I miss it so badly.
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
"I wanna be attractive to the high test crew on the misc"
Nah fam I’ll pass and stay fit and tiny.

For women the biggest cope against lifting is “I don’t want to get big or have huge muscles” To which I say “I lift weights do I look big?” The answe is always “Nooooo you’re tiny but I’ll get too big if I lift “. Lol I’m just like lmao at them!
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Originally Posted By lsiberian⏩
Mine are hair and cancer. I really miss being 195 in the low teens. Not sure I'll ever be able to lift again. And I miss it so badly.
Cancer is a legitimate excuse though for not at least "progressing" from where you were when you were healthy. Just getting to the gym with cancer is a plus.
Anyone who says otherwise doesn't know chit.
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post 1552849031 06-01-2018, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Nah fam I’ll pass and stay fit and tiny.

For women the biggest cope against lifting is “I don’t want to get big or have huge muscles” To which I say “I lift weights do I look big?” The answe is always “Nooooo you’re tiny but I’ll get too big if I lift “. Lol I’m just like lmao at them!
lol. You'd look good with the body of Nicole Bass or someone similar!




BTW I was working out with a personal trainer who surrounds himself with other PT's at the time I heard that line. He told me a regime IS difficult to keep on meds, but believed it can be done...but yunno, it's not easy.

inb4 "I'm on meds and I am like Mr. Olympia"
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Originally Posted By nosirrahx⏩
In their defense, a lot of them have better forearms and traps than 95% of miscers.
Some do.

Most that I know develop beer guts from all the chitty food they eat on their lunch breaks and beer after the job is over

and LOL at bartenders. Sure they move around a lot but then stuff their faces with bar food
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U wot M8????? I just googled and lmao noooooo way in hell!! Lol

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