Thread: Just LMAO @ Brakecels
06-14-2018, 11:22 AM
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Stick shift Jeep crew. Just lmao at having to use use right leg to constantly switch pedals to adjust speed while left leg just rots away. GL on your body symmetry goals of Q2 2018, brakecels.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
coincidentally, most my close calls in the road are with female drivers.you know what we call people that cant drive a car? (manual)
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Imagine being so stupid that you can't execute a left turn. This happened yesterday...I'm the blue car, she's the white car, and she almost hits me because she took the turn too wide and drifted to my lane.

Maybe it's because you can tell when a guy is gonna do something stupid because he starts driving aggressively. Alot of women just randomly forget traffic rules, like old people.
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[QUOTE=Phoenix9369 post_id=1553820881]Why we hating on WRXs tho[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Rajc post_id=1553820451]you know what we call people that cant drive a car? (manual)
woman[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ATT82121 post_id=1553820951]Stick shift Jeep crew. Just lmao at having to use use right leg to constantly switch pedals to adjust speed while left leg just rots away. GL on your body symmetry goals of Q2 2018, brakecels.[/QUOTE]high test crew detected
[QUOTE=CaliSuperSport post_id=1553821061]coincidentally, most my close calls in the road are with female drivers.
Imagine being so stupid that you can't execute a left turn. This happened yesterday...I'm the blue car, she's the white car, and she almost hits me because she took the turn too wide and drifted to my lane.
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Maybe it's because you can tell when a guy is gonna do something stupid because he starts driving aggressively. Alot of women just randomly forget traffic rules, like old people.[/QUOTE]lmfao dude. had a reversed, but similar experience. imagine me in the white car, and a lady in the blue car. both turning left...lady tries to take off a bit faster than me once it's green and pulls U turn in front of me, effectively cutting me off LMAO
just LMAO good thing I didn't have an auto or my car would have rolled into her soon as I moved my foot for the accelerator. Luckily, manual owner so don't have to leave my foot on the brake on flat ground to stay safe
woman[/QUOTE][QUOTE=ATT82121 post_id=1553820951]Stick shift Jeep crew. Just lmao at having to use use right leg to constantly switch pedals to adjust speed while left leg just rots away. GL on your body symmetry goals of Q2 2018, brakecels.[/QUOTE]high test crew detected
[QUOTE=CaliSuperSport post_id=1553821061]coincidentally, most my close calls in the road are with female drivers.
Imagine being so stupid that you can't execute a left turn. This happened yesterday...I'm the blue car, she's the white car, and she almost hits me because she took the turn too wide and drifted to my lane.
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Maybe it's because you can tell when a guy is gonna do something stupid because he starts driving aggressively. Alot of women just randomly forget traffic rules, like old people.[/QUOTE]lmfao dude. had a reversed, but similar experience. imagine me in the white car, and a lady in the blue car. both turning left...lady tries to take off a bit faster than me once it's green and pulls U turn in front of me, effectively cutting me off LMAO
just LMAO good thing I didn't have an auto or my car would have rolled into her soon as I moved my foot for the accelerator. Luckily, manual owner so don't have to leave my foot on the brake on flat ground to stay safe
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Originally Posted By Griggz⏩
LOL @ not getting a handy or blowie while you're laying back and letting you car drive youThe new Benzs' are self driving, basically. I put my seat in full recline and go to bed while my car drives for me in the stop and go.
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Originally Posted By gluon⏩
lmao @ brakinglmao at engine braking
wear out brake pads
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wear out drive-train
i dunno that's a tough one
LMAO
wear out brake pads
or
wear out drive-train
i dunno that's a tough one
LMAO
save fuel and brake pad life
or
suffer brake fade and render them useless on a downhill when you really need them
i dunno that's a tough one
LMAO
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
God damn want a retard. Literally like a drunk driver ffs.high test crew detected
lmfao dude. had a reversed, but similar experience. imagine me in the white car, and a lady in the blue car. both turning left...lady tries to take off a bit faster than me once it's green and pulls U turn in front of me, effectively cutting me off LMAO
just LMAO good thing I didn't have an auto or my car would have rolled into her soon as I moved my foot for the accelerator. Luckily, manual owner so don't have to leave my foot on the brake on flat ground to stay safe
lmfao dude. had a reversed, but similar experience. imagine me in the white car, and a lady in the blue car. both turning left...lady tries to take off a bit faster than me once it's green and pulls U turn in front of me, effectively cutting me off LMAO
just LMAO good thing I didn't have an auto or my car would have rolled into her soon as I moved my foot for the accelerator. Luckily, manual owner so don't have to leave my foot on the brake on flat ground to stay safe
There's definitely a case for manual driving make you more attentive. There's far more considerations you make compared to just "push the pedal and go".
btw you may not agree but drivers in LA seem so much more aware than Norcal. Too much suburbia driving up here makes people less sharp.
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Originally Posted By gluon⏩
This. But beta Dom Torreto wannabes won't understand itlmao at engine braking
wear out brake pads
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wear out drive-train
i dunno that's a tough one
LMAO
wear out brake pads
or
wear out drive-train
i dunno that's a tough one
LMAO
They'll probably try to tell you how their custom air cooled system doesn't allow for engine wear
They'll try to laugh it off on Friday night, when they all meet at the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. But the rest of us will be laughing at them..
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06-14-2018, 11:37 AM
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06-14-2018, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By waias15⏩
fixedThis. But beta Dom Torreto wannabes won't understand it
They'll probably try to tell you how their custom air cooled system doesn't allow for engine wear
They'll try to laugh it off on Friday night, when they all meet at the Walmart parking lot. But the rest of us will be laughing at them..
They'll probably try to tell you how their custom air cooled system doesn't allow for engine wear
They'll try to laugh it off on Friday night, when they all meet at the Walmart parking lot. But the rest of us will be laughing at them..
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@ OP
lmfao @ you being stuck in traffic, most likely a wagecel!
lmfao @ you driving stick in traffic
you probably like to play with other men's sticks and imagine yourself doing so while driving stick
lol @ you being cucked by your own vehicle, you played yaself
lmfao @ you being stuck in traffic, most likely a wagecel!
lmfao @ you driving stick in traffic
you probably like to play with other men's sticks and imagine yourself doing so while driving stick
lol @ you being cucked by your own vehicle, you played yaself
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
must have missed the part where I'm Backroad Commute Crew. Don't even see the freeway unless it's the weekend.@ OP
lmfao @ you being stuck in traffic, most likely a wagecel!
lmfao @ you driving stick in traffic
you probably like to play with other men's sticks and imagine yourself doing so while driving stick
lol @ you being cucked by your own vehicle, you played yaself
lmfao @ you being stuck in traffic, most likely a wagecel!
lmfao @ you driving stick in traffic
you probably like to play with other men's sticks and imagine yourself doing so while driving stick
lol @ you being cucked by your own vehicle, you played yaself
lmao @ being so cucked by your vehicle it gives you highway hypnosis
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
I have 84K on my Jeep GC, still on the original pads, and no where close to needing replacement.this aint about efficiency, it's about brakes bub
Out of curiosity, how many are you gettingnot'riding the brakes' like I apparently do?
Also, trading in for an Audi Q5 or Volvo XC60 in a couple weeks, and they don't even offer them in manual. Guess you know something they don't huh?
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Originally Posted By waias15⏩
Most of the people that own a WRX especially one that's not super old are probably over 20.THIS
but OP is a fast and furious fan boy who thinks actually drives a wrx lmaooo
Imagine being > 20yo and willingly driving a wrx
Not only that, word on the street is he put in an aftermarket horn. I repeat. AFTERMARKET. HORN. you really can't make this stuff up
Hes also a fan of flat brim trucker hats, monster decals, and dual coil vape rigs
but OP is a fast and furious fan boy who thinks actually drives a wrx lmaooo
Imagine being > 20yo and willingly driving a wrx
Not only that, word on the street is he put in an aftermarket horn. I repeat. AFTERMARKET. HORN. you really can't make this stuff up
Hes also a fan of flat brim trucker hats, monster decals, and dual coil vape rigs
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LMAO @[i]sniveling[/i]brakecels ITT throughly rustled by alpha stick drivers.
brb not causing traffic by braking unnecessarily like most brakecels do
brb constant flow of traffic via stick
brb more alert when driving
brb foot hand coordination
brb not causing traffic by braking unnecessarily like most brakecels do
brb constant flow of traffic via stick
brb more alert when driving
brb foot hand coordination
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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
My wife has the Audi Q5. Can confirm its a beautifully built vehicleI have 84K on my Jeep GC, still on the original pads, and no where close to needing replacement.
Out of curiosity, how many are you gettingnot'riding the brakes' like I apparently do?
Also, trading in for an Audi Q5 or Volvo XC60 in a couple weeks, and they don't even offer them in manual. Guess you know something they don't huh?
Out of curiosity, how many are you gettingnot'riding the brakes' like I apparently do?
Also, trading in for an Audi Q5 or Volvo XC60 in a couple weeks, and they don't even offer them in manual. Guess you know something they don't huh?
A wrxcuck like op wouldn't be able to handle the German engineering though
Originally Posted By FFailed⏩
Wouldn't go around admitting this, bub LMAOMost of the people that own a WRX especially one that's not super old are probably over 20.
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Originally Posted By Jayl12345⏩
currently at 25k on my WRX, haven't had a replacement yet. I'll check in in 75k miles when I need my first replacement.I have 84K on my Jeep GC, still on the original pads, and no where close to needing replacement.
Out of curiosity, how many are you gettingnot'riding the brakes' like I apparently do?
Also, trading in for an Audi Q5 or Volvo XC60 in a couple weeks, and they don't even offer them in manual. Guess you know something they don't huh?
Out of curiosity, how many are you gettingnot'riding the brakes' like I apparently do?
Also, trading in for an Audi Q5 or Volvo XC60 in a couple weeks, and they don't even offer them in manual. Guess you know something they don't huh?
Audi still has manual offerings, not sure what your point is. Enjoy your mom-mobile buddy.
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Most of the people that own a WRX especially one that's not super old are probably over 20.
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Originally Posted By recedingjaw⏩
high test crew detected. alphas everywhereLMAO @[i]sniveling[/i]brakecels ITT throughly rustled by alpha stick drivers.
brb not causing traffic by braking unnecessarily like most brakecels do
brb constant flow of traffic via stick
brb more alert when driving
brb foot hand coordination
brb not causing traffic by braking unnecessarily like most brakecels do
brb constant flow of traffic via stick
brb more alert when driving
brb foot hand coordination
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06-14-2018, 12:12 PM
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I think with a 4 or 5 speed manual, at least for the ones I have owned, I'd rather drive an auto. But the car I have now with 6-speed manual is far easier to drive in traffic than all the autos I have owned (2 out of think 16 cars). The gearing works out great. For stop & go, I just stay in first and sometimes shift to second. For mostly flowing but slow traffic, I stay at 2nd or 3rd and never have to switch back and fourth from brake to gas when speed varies. Honestly, this is actually easier than using an auto, especially one with decent power since you'll probably surge forward when you gas it.
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried.You're lucky that 100 shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on your intake.
Originally Posted By Casca⏩
just lmao @ high HP coping auto drivers. worst ride of them allI think with a 4 or 5 speed manual, at least for the ones I have owned, I'd rather drive an auto. But the car I have now with 6-speed manual is far easier to drive in traffic than all the autos I have owned (2 out of think 16 cars). The gearing works out great. For stop & go, I just stay in first and sometimes shift to second. For mostly flowing but slow traffic, I stay at 2nd or 3rd and never have to switch back and fourth from brake to gas when speed varies. Honestly, this is actually easier than using an auto, especially one with decent power since you'll probably surge forward when you gas it.
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Another benefit here in the US anyway, seems a lot of thieves and car jackers don't know how to drive a manual.
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Based on the photo, it looks like you're the only ******* that forgot to turn his lights on.
Your schtick sucks and it screams insecurity.
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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
auto-drivers on insurance watchAnother benefit here in the US anyway, seems a lot of thieves and car jackers don't know how to drive a manual.
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Originally Posted By waias15⏩
You honestly think the majority of people buying new WRX/STI's are under 20? Can't tell if srs.My wife has the Audi Q5. Can confirm its a beautifully built vehicle
A wrxcuck like op wouldn't be able to handle the German engineering though
Wouldn't go around admitting this, bub LMAO
A wrxcuck like op wouldn't be able to handle the German engineering though
Wouldn't go around admitting this, bub LMAO
Had a GTI and A4 in the past. Can confirm that sweet German engineering, they are the goat at burning oil.
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Originally Posted By Zackad⏩
WRX is the anti-mom mobile, since its drivers will never have the chance to procreateAudi still has manual offerings, not sure what your point is. Enjoy your mom-mobile buddy.
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They're either <20 and had their parents buy it for themYou honestly think the majority of people buying new WRX/STI's are under 20? Can't tell if srs.
Had a GTI and A4 in the past. Can confirm that sweet German engineering, they are the goat at burning oil.
Had a GTI and A4 in the past. Can confirm that sweet German engineering, they are the goat at burning oil.
or their brain development is <20
Or both (looking at you, op)
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Originally Posted By FFailed⏩
lmao he forgets I owned a VW before this car. wasn't a bad car...but it'd throw lights nonstop, whether necessary or notYou honestly think the majority of people buying new WRX/STI's are under 20? Can't tell if srs.
Had a GTI and A4 in the past. Can confirm that sweet German engineering, they are the goat at burning oil.
Had a GTI and A4 in the past. Can confirm that sweet German engineering, they are the goat at burning oil.
Originally Posted By waias15⏩
No kids crew, can't shake me bubWRX is the anti-mom mobile, since its drivers will never have the chance to procreate
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Lmao autocels and brakecels get legit laughed at around here. One of the most beta guys I know owns an automatic and his girl ended up fukin a chad that drives stick. Turns out she didn’t wanna date a Yoshi ******* that drives a go kart
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