Log In

Your email is not your username

Register

If you were a member of the old Bodybuilding.com forums and would like to reuse your previous username, you can request it below. We use your email only for registration and do not store it. For more information, please see our Privacy Policy.

Confirm your email

A registration code was sent to your email. Enter it here.

Welcome

You have successfully setup your account.

Sign in

Quick Navigation Bottom Misc
Forum » you have the ring of invisibility. what do you do?
  1. Results 61 to 90 of 119
  2. Page 3 of 4
  3. First
  5. 1
  6. 2
  7. 3
  8. 4
  10. Last

Thread: you have the ring of invisibility. what do you do?

post 1561539861 09-17-2018, 11:04 PM
-
#61
  1. Kreuzritter
  2. Banned
  1. Kreuzritter
  2. Banned
  3. Join Date: May 2009
  4. Location: Lehigh Acres, Florida, United States
  5. Age: 41
  6. Posts: 7,684
  7. Rep Power: 0
smack some booty at the club and watch as other guy takes the blame for it.

bad luck tonight son.
post 1561541801 09-17-2018, 11:41 PM
-
#62
  1. dmoneythegoat
  2. Registered User
  1. dmoneythegoat
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Age: 35
  5. Posts: 7,027
  6. Rep Power: 23992
Find some crazy bitch that's into spirits and chit and pipe tf out of her on my ghost dick
LSU-PELICANS-SAINTS - LIGHTNING

Transformers Crew
Optimus Prime is my hero crew
Everyone should strive to be like Optimus Prime crew
Gonna become a truck driver in the hopes I buy Optimus Prime crew
post 1561542041 09-17-2018, 11:45 PM
-
#63
  1. DannStark
  2. Oblivious
  1. DannStark
  2. Oblivious
  3. Join Date: Jan 2015
  4. Location: Winterfell, Canada
  5. Posts: 2,992
  6. Rep Power: 25990
sneak onto planes/hotels and travel the world

also sneak onto NASA rockets and go to Mars
post 1561542051 09-17-2018, 11:46 PM
-
#64
  1. demadio
  2. .
  1. demadio
  2. .
  3. Join Date: Jun 2010
  4. Location: Saint Louis, Missouri, United States
  5. Age: 37
  6. Posts: 11,265
  7. Rep Power: 5892
Pretend like i'm god or some other type of powerful spirit
have an army of 11/10 sloots worshiping me allowing me to smash anytime, provide housing, cook, etc
post 1561542151 09-17-2018, 11:48 PM
-
#65
  1. janglingjack
  2. Ayy
  1. janglingjack
  2. Ayy
  3. Join Date: Sep 2014
  4. Posts: 11,854
  5. Rep Power: 76539
Prolly just chill in men's restrooms
*eggs crew*
*raiders crew*
post 1561542231 09-17-2018, 11:50 PM
-
#66
  1. VTheKing
  2. Allied Allies Alliance
  1. VTheKing
  2. Allied Allies Alliance
  3. Join Date: Jun 2009
  4. Location: British Columbia, Canada
  5. Age: 34
  6. Posts: 28,869
  7. Rep Power: 81290
gonna get into dat dere bilderberg meeting and expose the reptilians
Go Canucks Go!



Mais notre monde érodé restera le même
Et demain toi et moi serons partis
post 1561542801 09-18-2018, 12:05 AM
-
#67
  1. Puntingbrah
  2. Registered User
  1. Puntingbrah
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2016
  4. Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
  5. Age: 49
  6. Posts: 909
  7. Rep Power: 0
Use it to manipulate sporting events I've bet on
post 1561542891 09-18-2018, 12:08 AM
-
#68
  1. Coach McGuirk
  2. Big Poppa Poopie
  1. Coach McGuirk
  2. Big Poppa Poopie
  3. Join Date: Aug 2006
  4. Posts: 11,791
  5. Rep Power: 43377
Sorry to sound boring but probably just prank my friends.

As a kid I used to imagine all kinds of crazy stuff, but as an adult I wouldn’t want to do anything I considered morally wrong.

EDIT: let me just add, that if you are a grown man and need the fear of getting “caught” for something then you are probably a piece of sht.
post 1561543051 09-18-2018, 12:16 AM
-
#69
  1. wooosh3
  2. Registered User
  1. wooosh3
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2014
  4. Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
  5. Age: 31
  6. Posts: 9,038
  7. Rep Power: 30418
probably fap in public
post 1561543201 09-18-2018, 12:21 AM
-
#70
  1. Tanerian
  2. Registered User
  1. Tanerian
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2014
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 13,662
  6. Rep Power: 149473
Originally Posted By wooosh3⏩
probably fap in public
Obviously. Invisibility however begs the question. What do you do with the jizz?
*Dallas Cowboys Crew*
*Eats Pizza Crust Crew*
*Eats the Booty Crew*
*HTC Certified*
*Rawdog Crew* *Vasectomy Crew*
*From Fat to Dad Bod, still trying to improve Crew*
*Always Picks 4 Crew*

Fukin mall cop neg police of piss
post 1561543651 09-18-2018, 12:38 AM
-
#71
  1. wooosh3
  2. Registered User
  1. wooosh3
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2014
  4. Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
  5. Age: 31
  6. Posts: 9,038
  7. Rep Power: 30418
Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Obviously. Invisibility however begs the question. What do you do with the jizz?
just leave it wherever it lands for some poor janitor to clean up, im invisible i shoudnt give a fuk lmao
post 1561543751 09-18-2018, 12:40 AM
-
#72
  1. T-mac
  2. Giggidy
  1. T-mac
  2. Giggidy
  3. Join Date: Jan 2005
  4. Location: Australia
  5. Posts: 1,317
  6. Rep Power: 1590
Sit in on all the fortune 500 company board meets and invest in stocks I know are going to blow.

Dat dere insider trading.
The only things that should be small in this world are bills and panty sizes
post 1561544131 09-18-2018, 12:51 AM
-
#73
  1. BostonRockets
  2. Flâneur
  1. BostonRockets
  2. Flâneur
  3. Join Date: Aug 2012
  4. Posts: 16,681
  5. Rep Power: 31297
Get rich af and torment people I hate

Then probably stalk some chicks lmao and when I get really bored just random ppl see what they do
Death is impossible for us to fathom: it is so immense, so frightening, that we will do almost anything to avoid thinking about it. Society is organized to make death invisible, to keep it several steps removed. That distance may seem necessary for our comfort, but it comes with a terrible price: the illusion of limitless time, and a consequent lack of seriousness about daily life. We are running away from the one reality that faces us all.
post 1561544801 09-18-2018, 01:24 AM
-
#74
  1. Tanerian
  2. Registered User
  1. Tanerian
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2014
  4. Age: 42
  5. Posts: 13,662
  6. Rep Power: 149473
Originally Posted By wooosh3⏩
just leave it wherever it lands for some poor janitor to clean up, im invisible i shoudnt give a fuk lmao
See, i was thinking more like, an open cup of coffee somewhere. Or the back of someones head. On benches, car door handles.. etc.
*Dallas Cowboys Crew*
*Eats Pizza Crust Crew*
*Eats the Booty Crew*
*HTC Certified*
*Rawdog Crew* *Vasectomy Crew*
*From Fat to Dad Bod, still trying to improve Crew*
*Always Picks 4 Crew*

Fukin mall cop neg police of piss
post 1561544931 09-18-2018, 01:31 AM
-
#75
  1. tank2003
  1. tank2003
  3. Join Date: Sep 2003
  4. Location: Mississippi, United States
  5. Posts: 41,636
  6. Rep Power: 371828
Fuk with people hardcore and record it for youtube to make money and live off of. Would def spy on chicks and stuff

“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1561545381 09-18-2018, 01:50 AM
-
#76
  1. J3remy
  2. Unregistered User
  1. J3remy
  2. Unregistered User
  3. Join Date: Jan 2011
  4. Location: Thailand
  5. Age: 42
  6. Posts: 5,658
  7. Rep Power: 9059
Hire myself out for heist jobs for the thrill after i got bored robbing banks
post 1561545471 09-18-2018, 01:54 AM
-
#77
  1. farmergainsbrah
  2. Registered User
  1. farmergainsbrah
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2018
  4. Age: 56
  5. Posts: 2,656
  6. Rep Power: 30089
Watch Hillary rod ham Clinton get another girls pussy juice mustache while wearing her pants suit
post 1561546631 09-18-2018, 02:53 AM
-
#78
  1. nizmo35
  2. Registered User
  1. nizmo35
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2010
  4. Posts: 644
  5. Rep Power: 2614
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
lul first thing that came to my mind. was about to post this.
post 1561547391 09-18-2018, 03:19 AM
-
#79
  1. backinthegymbro
  2. Never accept defeat!
  1. backinthegymbro
  2. Never accept defeat!
  3. Join Date: Aug 2018
  4. Posts: 23,402
  5. Rep Power: 275845
How do people even imagine to rob a bank while invisible? Brb how to open the safe? Brb how do you carry out all the money while the money just floats in the air, seen by cameras etc.

Only thing i would do if i was invisible is go to mary mousers house, wait for her to shower and sniff her panties real deep when they're still fresh. HNNGGG
Cobra Kai never dies!
post 1561549251 09-18-2018, 04:40 AM
-
#80
  1. keels141
  2. Registered User
  1. keels141
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Mar 2008
  4. Location: Australia
  5. Age: 41
  6. Posts: 6,469
  7. Rep Power: 35966
Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Srs?

I'd spend like my first few months, just absolutely phuking with people.
Brb Haunt someones house for a week just doing all the usual "ghost" chit except progressively crazier.

Walk by a bench and just bend over and drop a protein fart smack in someones face. Grab a hot girls ass in line to see herblame the creep behind her.Knock things over randomly in public. Say things randomly to people when only they could hear.

I would absolutely become a thief though. Sorry World but I was given a gift and I'mma use it. Would steal money for my "real" life, while mostly spending my time living in rich peoples houses.

That kind of power is crazy though. Could easily corrupt =p
But he's not actually a creep bro
***Trapped on prison island crew***
post 1561549781 09-18-2018, 05:00 AM
-
#81
  1. bjjruinedmylife
  2. Registered User
  1. bjjruinedmylife
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Apr 2014
  4. Age: 46
  5. Posts: 6,637
  6. Rep Power: 11661
What would you guys do if you were in the women's changing room and the invisibility wore off lol
post 1561550111 09-18-2018, 05:16 AM
-
#82
  1. wooosh3
  2. Registered User
  1. wooosh3
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Sep 2014
  4. Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
  5. Age: 31
  6. Posts: 9,038
  7. Rep Power: 30418
Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
See, i was thinking more like, an open cup of coffee somewhere. Or the back of someones head. On benches, car door handles.. etc.
post 1561550751 09-18-2018, 05:38 AM
-
#83
  1. mujie
  2. مجاهد Str8 Ballr
  1. mujie
  2. مجاهد Str8 Ballr
  3. Join Date: Oct 2009
  4. Posts: 4,886
  5. Rep Power: 10098
Should be more challenging where, if you touch physical cash or ass,vag and titties cancels out the invisibility
I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1561551081 09-18-2018, 05:49 AM
-
#84
  1. pollywogpriest
  2. Q('_ ' Q) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
  1. pollywogpriest
  2. Q('_ ' Q) (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
  3. Join Date: Oct 2012
  4. Location: Germany
  5. Posts: 10,667
  6. Rep Power: 10358
I'd cause political accidents for people working against the interest of humanity.
** fishface crew ( ε ) **
** zuchini crew **
** movietaste nazi crew **
** 12 friends on fb crew **
** got laid more when i was unaesthetic crew **
post 1561551251 09-18-2018, 05:55 AM
-
#85
  1. Thefokusas
  2. Baltic bro
  1. Thefokusas
  2. Baltic bro
  3. Join Date: Dec 2010
  4. Location: Lithuania
  5. Age: 32
  6. Posts: 917
  7. Rep Power: 2210
theft
murder
rape
espionage






(not srs)


always wanted to jizz on yoga matts in gym, while some hot bishes do stretching/yoga on them
diamond fibras crew
~Cobra Kai Crew~
*SoClose*
post 1561551431 09-18-2018, 06:00 AM
-
#86
  1. soaponarope1
  2. 6'2" 227
  1. soaponarope1
  2. 6'2" 227
  3. Join Date: Jun 2016
  4. Location: Florida, United States
  5. Age: 40
  6. Posts: 13,552
  7. Rep Power: 63078
Originally Posted By Coach
EDIT: let me just add, that if you are a grown man and need the fear of getting “caught” for something then you are probably a piece of sht.
Lol wat? Not advocating for criminals but you realize not killing your neighbor to steal his woman and food is a relatively new state of living for a man, right? Humans have been around for 250,000 years, most spent living as any other animal. In that time we mostly got good at violence and killing.

The only reason most rules today exist is because eventually weak people who couldn't protect themselves banded together for protection. Maybe step off your morality high horse
post 1561551621 09-18-2018, 06:03 AM
-
#87
  1. Appoloin
  2. Registered LTC
  1. Appoloin
  2. Registered LTC
  3. Join Date: Jun 2014
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 1,595
  6. Rep Power: 4402
Originally Posted By VTheKing⏩
gonna get into dat dere bilderberg meeting and expose the reptilians
The hero we need.
per ardua ad astra
post 1561552641 09-18-2018, 06:21 AM
-
#88
  1. EnforcerOTF
  2. Registered User
  1. EnforcerOTF
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Nov 2007
  4. Location: United States
  5. Age: 38
  6. Posts: 12,647
  7. Rep Power: 94939
Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
I am boring and am trying to use in logical in an otherwise fun conversation
Prob put it on when im around women so I know how this guy feels
post 1561553401 09-18-2018, 06:37 AM
-
#89
  1. Tuga88
  2. Registered User
  1. Tuga88
  2. Registered User
  3. Join Date: Jul 2009
  4. Location: United Kingdom (Great Britain)
  5. Posts: 14,180
  6. Rep Power: 79584
The first question someone should ask when presented with this situation should always be - does anything I hold also become invisible? Only once you know this can you accurately decide what you would do.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1561553911 09-18-2018, 06:45 AM
-
#90
  1. esmile
  2. We're all gonna make it.
  1. esmile
  2. We're all gonna make it.
  3. Join Date: Apr 2009
  4. Age: 34
  5. Posts: 7,954
  6. Rep Power: 12321
Find out if aliens r real
ok
Quick Navigation Top Misc
Bookmarks
Digg.com
Digg
del.icio.us
del.icio.us
Stumbleupon.com
StumbleUpon
Google.com
Google
Facebook.com
Facebook
Posting Permissions
  1. You may not post new threads
  2. You may not post replies
  3. You may not post attachments
  4. You may not edit your posts