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Thread: The one thing they don't tell you about having kids

post 1570614171 01-08-2019, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
We have Frozen on repeat as well. Also Ben-10, Miraculous, and Paw Patrol, when it comes to TV shows.
pftt

I wish. I have to sing baby shark dud dud dud dud on repeat
post 1570614201 01-08-2019, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By sleepypanda⏩
Fukin this. I never thought I’d hear some adult sized farts come out of a 4 month old, but this kid fukin rips them like 6 in a row and it smells like death covered in rotten beef stroganoff.
My nephew was premature so they have to give him a different kind of formula and my God it will clear a room. He farted while my wife was feeding him and I was next to her and it made my eyes water
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post 1570614331 01-08-2019, 09:26 AM
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My 22 month old boy LOVES fail army but he cannot watch it anymore. he gets all full of energy and starts diving off things and recklessly tossing himself around with a care in the world. I am not sure if he feels pain at this point.
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post 1570614561 01-08-2019, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
One thing I never expected either (among all the feels) was how loud their farts are from the get-go.
and their schits too. Dam, by the time my oldest was 5-6 he was cloggin toilets. I couldn't imagine logs that size coming out of a human. He even clogged a cruise ship toilet when he was 10. Like, how the hell do you do that? It's like a jet engine suction in those things.
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post 1570614641 01-08-2019, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Paw patrol sheets and the Tower for Christmas fam.
Yep. He got the tower last year; this year was the Sub Patroller. So. Many. Different. Toys.
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post 1570614741 01-08-2019, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Syko617⏩
pftt

I wish. I have to sing baby shark dud dud dud dud on repeat
Oh trust, we have this too. I have grown to loathe that song.
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post 1570614901 01-08-2019, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What I wake up to on days off

*Smack* "Dada!" *smack*
I wake up to an xbox controller being thrust into my hand as jr runs to turn on the TV. He runs back into bed next to me.

"Mario? Mickey Mouse?" "MICKEY MOUSE?!?!"

So I put on fukking Mickey Mouse. I really need to get him into Looney Tunes or something ffs.
Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
We have Frozen on repeat as well. Also Ben-10, Miraculous, and Paw Patrol, when it comes to TV shows.
I finally got her into some 90s cartoons. She loves Rugrats so I get to have my nostalgic fix on chit I watched as a kid. Sometimes she’ll watch Bob’s Burgers with me even though she doesn’t understand it, but she likes the cartoons. The one show she likes that I absolutely fuking hate is Team Umizumi. It teaches her a bunch of stuff, but fuuuuug that show is obnoxious.
post 1570614991 01-08-2019, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted By sleepypanda⏩
I finally got her into some 90s cartoons. She loves Rugrats so I get to have my nostalgic fix on chit I watched as a kid. Sometimes she’ll watch Bob’s Burgers with me even though she doesn’t understand it, but she likes the cartoons. The one show she likes that I absolutely fuking hate is Team Umizumi. It teaches her a bunch of stuff, but fuuuuug that show is obnoxious.
I got DS into Scooby Doo. I consider that a win.
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post 1570615171 01-08-2019, 09:36 AM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
I got DS into Scooby Doo. I consider that a win.
Dang I haven’t even thought of that. I’m gonna put her on that.
post 1570615881 01-08-2019, 09:45 AM
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Great thread, great responses. Srs.
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post 1570616211 01-08-2019, 09:48 AM
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They also don’t tell you about the absolute horror when you’re relaxing and you hear a blood curdling scream from the kid’s room and you think they’re dying when she really just saw a dust bunny that she thought was a fuking spider. I swear my chances of heart failure have increased 10000fold.
post 1570616321 01-08-2019, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By JontheAtheist⏩
Great thread, great responses. Srs.
Why thank you
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post 1570617081 01-08-2019, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By sleepypanda⏩
They also don’t tell you about the absolute horror when you’re relaxing and you hear a blood curdling scream from the kid’s room and you think they’re dying when she really just saw a dust bunny that she thought was a fuking spider. I swear my chances of heart failure have increased 10000fold.
Aware but would treat all blood curdling screams with 100% intensity.
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post 1570617151 01-08-2019, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Why thank you
You're welcome, my dude.
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post 1570617471 01-08-2019, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted By JontheAtheist⏩
Aware but would treat all blood curdling screams with 100% intensity.
Oh I do every time. My whole life revolves around keeping my family safe. Those moments where I catch her doing something she isn’t supposed to and is seconds away from a serious injury are the worst. Caught her trying to climb up the shelves in the fridge to get to some yogurt and she almost pulled a shelf full of stuff out onto her and I about lost it.
post 1570619331 01-08-2019, 10:18 AM
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Was at my 3 year olds dance recital and this song "Never Grow Up" by Taylor Swift came on. Started absolutely weeping like a little bitch lol, ZERO REGRETS.

Our second arrived last week, bawled my eyes out in the OR. HTC get at me and hold some of these feels.



EDIT: This song. Had never heard it before and it absolutely destroyed me lmao.

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father-cels are so overly-dramatic
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Fuark... So many feels reading through this thread.

Anyone else teaching their sons to lift yet? Mine always plays with his trains while I lift, and then asks if he can do a set when I'm finished. I get him to do burpees and poverty squats, lol, he thinks it's fun.
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
father-cels are so overly-dramatic
It's a side effect of fatherhood
Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
Fuark... So many feels reading through this thread.

Anyone else teaching their sons to lift yet? Mine always plays with his trains while I lift, and then asks if he can do a set when I'm finished. I get him to do burpees and poverty squats, lol, he thinks it's fun.
When he's old enough, I'm gonna try to get him into calisthenics.
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Originally Posted By sleepypanda⏩
They also don’t tell you about the absolute horror when you’re relaxing and you hear a blood curdling scream from the kid’s room and you think they’re dying when she really just saw a dust bunny that she thought was a fuking spider. I swear my chances of heart failure have increased 10000fold.
Yeah a year ago my son was 2, playing in his room with his cars when all of a sudden I hear repeatedly "I need help!" Kinda freaked out for a minute until I realized he was playing with his fire truck and helicopter toys and that he was making them talk.
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I can confirm when my son who's 1 first called me dada my throat started to burn and my eyes started to water.
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you guys are straight up emo lol
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Originally Posted By KingSWRV⏩
you guys are straight up emo lol
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Originally Posted By BredRoller⏩
Fuark... So many feels reading through this thread.

Anyone else teaching their sons to lift yet? Mine always plays with his trains while I lift, and then asks if he can do a set when I'm finished. I get him to do burpees and poverty squats, lol, he thinks it's fun.
My wife and I do yoga together on my rest days and we bought my daughter a kids yoga mat with unicorns and chit all over it. She loves it. Gonna get her going on tee-ball and jiujitsu when she turns 3. Make her run laps around the backyard while fielding ground balls.
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ok. very interesting.
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Originally Posted By BetaAsPhuck⏩
Would you say you have shallow affect?

(I'm not saying you have anti-social personality disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.)
I don't think so, I have feelings, I just don't really understand the tears. But I don't want to derail the thread.

So along the lines of then starting school as someone mentioned earlier, you just wait until their first graduation lol.
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My little man is seven and it's so fking awesome. Best thing to ever happen to me, I know the feels opie.
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You can be on your crybaby jawn all you want.


What will NOT be happening is me encouraging any viewing of this new folly posing as cartoons or childhood entertainment. We're watching Muppet Show and Bravestarr and Thundercats and pre-Elmo Sesame Street and Fraggle Rock and aaaaaallllll the Popeyes where Bluto smacks the crap outta Olive Oyl and she gives him a dose right back. Nunna this namby-pamby Bubble Guppies sh*t.


The hell is wrong with you people. Get off every single one of my lawns.
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