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post 1573104911 02-07-2019, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By RawkRawk⏩
Michael Jordon is the best ever!

Edit: Wow I didn't think this would blow up this much!! Thanks for the gold and upvote guys!!
bahahha.
post 1573105941 02-07-2019, 12:37 PM
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I said something normie to a coworker about 30 mins ago and immediately wanted to ram my head into my computer screen

"Almost Friday.."

Yuggh
Keep the srs tag sacred crew
post 1573106241 02-07-2019, 12:40 PM
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You can't call him a retard that's offensive!
post 1573106981 02-07-2019, 12:48 PM
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have a good one
post 1573108041 02-07-2019, 12:59 PM
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"I'm doing goat yoga this weekend!!!"
"Oh cool! The boyfriend and I are going up to the mountains!!"
post 1573108161 02-07-2019, 01:00 PM
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"Did you hear what Trump did today? I can't believe that guy is President."

*internally screams in MAGA*
FA Crew
Always Pick 1 Crew

"Experience is something you get right after you need it."
post 1573108201 02-07-2019, 01:00 PM
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I don't know how to be a normie.
Currently: Marathon training (Run with Hal - Advanced I); The Work/Body Beast hybrid

Next race: Ohio 10K - September 12, 2021
post 1573108301 02-07-2019, 01:01 PM
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The original poster is a bundle of sticks
Levi Garrett or you're a slack jawed ******* crew
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post 1573108571 02-07-2019, 01:05 PM
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I'm off to have a nice meal with my lovely bf who loves me
~Alcohol as a PWO crew~
~Farts at work crew~
~Naked shoulder ride crew~
~Poops in an envelope crew~
post 1573108741 02-07-2019, 01:06 PM
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Let's see what inspirobot says this time...








I don't think this thing is what one would call a normie
See Shakebrah's sig
post 1573109531 02-07-2019, 01:17 PM
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live laugh love

i got a case of the Mondays!

feel the burn!! that's how you know you're working our well
<HTC>
post 1573109661 02-07-2019, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩
I'm off to have a nice meal with my lovely bf who loves me
Every. Single. Day.
post 1573110281 02-07-2019, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By DanielleGreen⏩
"I'm doing goat yoga this weekend!!!"
"Oh cool! The boyfriend and I are going up to the mountains!!"
me errytime i hear that:



tfw no gf to fukk in the woods while overlooking a beautiful secluded lake, our bodies coated with bug spray to ward off the deerflies.
post 1573110361 02-07-2019, 01:24 PM
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HeYYYa THEEREEE SPORRRRRTTT *rubs son's hair vigirously* TIMETO GET UP


yeah, its just another wednesday. hopefully the kia starts this morning with the snow and stuff. gonna throw a pot of coffee on..oh I forgot the wife got one of those keuregs from costco last weekend. my neighbor joe probably wants his snowblower back...my broke down after I accidently slammed it into some landscaping rocks on our suburban property


"hey son! remember, waffles or bagels?"
"BAGEEELLSSSS"
"haha ok"

damn, tripped on another toy. haha whoever thought I would love the sound of coffee in the morning and my son waking up and going to work...*puts on pants* .man..these dockers pleated khakis from JC penny keep getting tighter and tighter every year, can't seem my belt anymore with my gut starting to hang out. docto says I need to lose the core fat but just got time for the gym with the kids and wife en all.

"hey hun! we gotta go to costco again! out of the cheeze its for the kids and toothbrushes"

"Yup, I I know, Im meeting a client today at the office. might have to stay a bit late to go to a happy hour..I meanteam building event at the local sports bar (muffles under breath laughing). then I'll grow grab the stuff..along with a few of those jimmy dean egg white and avacado sandwhichesyou like. Itll be great go catch up with James, Adam, and Chris, wonder what the their boys will be doing this year...need to discuss strategies for the all our kids' upcoming kiddie baseball season over a couple of cold ones and boneless wings"

"love you hubby!, here's a salad and nutri grain bar I packed for you...remember? no more of those HUNGRY MAN frozen meals for you at the offfice...doctors orders"

I think to myself, god sure blesssed with with this great life. oh look, its my favorite shirt that my church group gave me 5 years ago "god, family, football". life sure is swell.....
-Max Squat drops from 415 to 200 after going 1 degree past 90 degree knee bend crew.
post 1573110391 02-07-2019, 01:25 PM
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Oh wait, I have one.

"Hey #bossbitches, buy my overpriced MLM swag!"
Currently: Marathon training (Run with Hal - Advanced I); The Work/Body Beast hybrid

Next race: Ohio 10K - September 12, 2021
post 1573110471 02-07-2019, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty⏩
I don't know how to be a normie.
Next time I can't find a space to park my car I'll just park it on your forehead.
post 1573110631 02-07-2019, 01:27 PM
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Did you order this weather? because I need someone to blame...

Did hear they found that girl that went missing... oh.. so tragic.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
**MFC**
**Eats what he kills crew**

A seven year old could have neutralized this account, please disregard all posts that are created by this username.
post 1573111361 02-07-2019, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Cablebob⏩
Did you order this weather? because I need someone to blame...

Did hear they found that girl that went missing... oh.. so tragic.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Spoiler!
I ****ing hate those questions that you can’t answer... when someone asks me stupid **** like that I just say “no, I did not”. Sorry I don’t know any witty ****ing answers to your witty ****ing question. Oh “are you working hard or hardly working?” So many more that drive me nuts lol. - put in spoiler so I don’t ruin thread with my side rant lol.



Did you watch the voice last night?
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post 1573112411 02-07-2019, 01:46 PM
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i cant believe the the detroit assrammers traded twinkle finkenstein for benjamin dover, we need a better offence! I'm stating this as someone who obviously knows what's best for this professional sports team, even more so than all the coaches and advisors. Don't let my 10$ an hour warehouse job fool you, kid, I'm the authority when it comes to big sports decisions and I'm anxiously awaiting the day when people finally take me seriously and begin listening to my genius.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1573112801 02-07-2019, 01:51 PM
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I feel like corny suburban normies are overrepresented in this thread, let me do a ghetto normie one:


"At the end of the day, you betta have that same energy when you see me, ya feel me?"
Nuggets of Wisdom
post 1573113561 02-07-2019, 02:01 PM
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*dies in a car accident*
Person
post 1573118191 02-07-2019, 03:04 PM
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Omg (insert famous music artist here) just died?? They were so awesome! I am such a huge fan!
post 1573118501 02-07-2019, 03:09 PM
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Hey did you guys watch Jimmy Falcon last night? He's a real hoot!


Also,

This item doesn't have a price tag, must mean it's free haha
"I'm not going to be jerked around by some chick who thinks her pussy is going to magically override my sense of self-respect. I'm not a phucking performing seal, I'm not going to do tricks to get a mouthful of fish."

-Azrairc, 2014

🍕Slice of Supreme for Tostee Crew🍕
post 1573119321 02-07-2019, 03:20 PM
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So in other words, reddit thread?
post 1573119561 02-07-2019, 03:23 PM
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just go up and say hello, works everytime
<HTC>
post 1573133521 02-07-2019, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By psychosylocibin⏩
HeYYYa THEEREEE SPORRRRRTTT *rubs son's hair vigirously* TIMETO GET UP


yeah, its just another wednesday. hopefully the kia starts this morning with the snow and stuff. gonna throw a pot of coffee on..oh I forgot the wife got one of those keuregs from costco last weekend. my neighbor joe probably wants his snowblower back...my broke down after I accidently slammed it into some landscaping rocks on our suburban property


"hey son! remember, waffles or bagels?"
"BAGEEELLSSSS"
"haha ok"

damn, tripped on another toy. haha whoever thought I would love the sound of coffee in the morning and my son waking up and going to work...*puts on pants* .man..these dockers pleated khakis from JC penny keep getting tighter and tighter every year, can't seem my belt anymore with my gut starting to hang out. docto says I need to lose the core fat but just got time for the gym with the kids and wife en all.

"hey hun! we gotta go to costco again! out of the cheeze its for the kids and toothbrushes"

"Yup, I I know, Im meeting a client today at the office. might have to stay a bit late to go to a happy hour..I meanteam building event at the local sports bar (muffles under breath laughing). then I'll grow grab the stuff..along with a few of those jimmy dean egg white and avacado sandwhichesyou like. Itll be great go catch up with James, Adam, and Chris, wonder what the their boys will be doing this year...need to discuss strategies for the all our kids' upcoming kiddie baseball season over a couple of cold ones and boneless wings"

"love you hubby!, here's a salad and nutri grain bar I packed for you...remember? no more of those HUNGRY MAN frozen meals for you at the offfice...doctors orders"

I think to myself, god sure blesssed with with this great life. oh look, its my favorite shirt that my church group gave me 5 years ago "god, family, football". life sure is swell.....
Jesus this is so spot on... Life of an average American....
post 1573133741 02-07-2019, 07:08 PM
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Brb surfing reddit for entertainment and complete life knowledge.
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post 1573133981 02-07-2019, 07:12 PM
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Living the dream
post 1573134131 02-07-2019, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me⏩
me errytime i hear that:



tfw no gf to fukk in the woods while overlooking a beautiful secluded lake, our bodies coated with bug spray to ward off the deerflies.
I hear ya. All year around especially summer sucks to be single..
Brb no one to drink with at a brewery
Brb single at a festival
Brb running a long distance race alone
Brb single at a comedy show
brb...............
post 1573134141 02-07-2019, 07:14 PM
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Its Friday! Aww thank God. Have a great weekend!
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