the prison system is the biggest money making scam in the world. they get $50,000 for every inmate they get, they need prison sentences to survive. jail wasn't made for low level, non violent crimes... it was made for rapists and murderers back in the day but has evolved into what we see today. It changed with the narcotics laws coming into force in the 2nd half of the previous century which means 80% of the prisoners now are non violent, narcotics related. MJ was made illegal because people were being told 'black men will get high and rape your women' (srs). They wanted to suppress and criminalise the black community and it's worked, guess who makes up the demographics of prisons?

Not gonna post details but suffice it to say I did a LOT of stupid sh*t in my younger days, usually involving vehicles and/or intoxicating substances. I should have died or been locked up on felony charges on far too many occasions. Still do stupid sh*t from time to time but my stupid sh*t now is usually contained to my own home, lol.

probably the biggest dumb thing dudes do IMO, that and fukkin raw. I'd be dead set on not busting inside until the girl starts saying how much she wanted it then it was game over. still do, ayyeee

Got roughed up and robbed by 3 gang members while selling drugs on probation with a shot gun to the back of the head.

Next day my partner and I rounded up some goons and robbed another fairly big time drug dealer who dealt through instagram to recoup the loss.

Im out of the game now.

Nutted in multiple sloots in my 20s. My goodness I'm still shocked I don't have any kids with multiple females and 0 STDs.

I am extremely lucky.

drinking until you pass out. WTF
being fat as fook. WTF
eating junk food. WTF
never work out. WTF
drive like retard 50% of the time. WTF

fuk being young and stupid

Oh yes I did this one once too. Man I was so unhappy that time. I look back and cringe so much. I was a lost soul.

For as long as I remember I was always sensible an mature. In a lot of ways was a massive pu$$y afraid to get in trouble.
I guess I had difficulties letting go and being care free. When my friends did dumbchit i always thought of the consequences, not just after they did it but the lead up to it too.
Even though you guys might look back and shake your head least you have some memories, I feel like I missed out on that for sure.

Indecent exposure; walking to end of my driveway in broad daylight stark naked and also sat on my porch roof naked in broad daylight. I was around 20 at this time.

Destruction of property and theft; I used to work at a fast food joint and did crazy chit there; urinated on food boxes, stole chocolate in large amounts, hurled eggs around the storeroom, destroyed a VCR recorder.

Speeding; did 60 in a 30 once, real stupid and reckless.

Got in a fight in a club once, some dude and his mates were being aggressive towards us and the girls we were with so the next time they got close i went to one of them and gave him a small uppercut to get them to back off. Bouncer comes in and stops the scuffle, luckily he didn't see me hit him so they just came in and split us up. 30 minutes pass and next thing i know 4 of them have surrounded me and are walking towards me eyes wide open ready to beat the crap out of me... bearing in mind im 19 and they're fully grown men im thinking holy f*ck its about to get serious. Before i know it one guy lands a punch on me and all of the security guards come rushing in and throw us out the back door. We've just been flung out the club, im on the floor and about to gather myself to my feet when all I hear is a cry of 'GET HIMMMM!!!'. The 4 dudes haven't finished yet and are about to lay into me so I scramble to my feet and start running... im young and fit so out run them but it's pitch black and i can't see where im going.. I just keep runnin' and runnin' until i eventually get to what seems to be the end of a road. I jump over a railing and i think my feet are about to land on the other side of a road when next thing i know i land on my ass on a rocky bed. Im sitting on a CLIFF EDGE. I realise ive not been running down endless roads, ive been running towards the SEA. Luckily, and i mean luckily, the edge of the cliff didn't go down vertically straight away after the railing on the coastline, there was about 2 metres of horizontal cliff before it went down about 100 feet towards the rocky sea. My god i counted my lucky stars i had ended up on that part of the coastline cause any other part and i would have plunged 100ft to my death. I remember sitting in the same position as i had landed - on my ass on the rocky cliff edge - for a few minutes just eyes closed, breathing in heavily, in complete shock at what had just happened. I was so f*cking close to accidentally jumping off the edge of a cliff and my life being over. To this day i still can't believe my luck and thank the big man upstairs for looking over me.

don't want to get detectived brah

my partner in crime though lol. i'll share one of the most ****ed up things he did lol. he didn't give a single **** about anything, dude was like half psycho half really brave. he walked right into the middle of a busy intersection while cars were driving and **** and starting flipping off everyone calling them out. no one came out of the cars though they just kept honking and yelling and he was standing in the middle just yelling things like "yeah yeah yeah whatever go **** yourself nice car man yep come this way." traffic was legit held up for like 10 minutes.

one of the most craziest things i've ever seen in person. that is literally 5 minutes after we chugged an entire 2'6 of smirnoff, and shoplifted from a really popular and big store and booked it. we were only like ****ing 16. that's just one of the crazy **** we did together. well he did that by himself. i did a **** ton of crazy **** but that was like legit god mode.

did a ton of retarded things back then i don't regret it. gave up school at grade 10. ****ing school was retarded. we were like street scumbags but compared to getting bullied in highschool **** that ****. we never bullied anyone, so in a way we were better people than most of the ****heads that went to school. in fact we were anti-bully. my buddy brought a golf club to school even though he was on probation because this dude bullied me and he beat the **** out of the guy with it. well deserved. he also carried a hatchet with him, that was ****ed.

Went into a place I shouldn't have when I was a teen, luckily I was fast enough to get away from the cops chasing me.

Would not have been good if I was caught.

Amazed I don't have any baby mamas out there

A guy I knew drove us home after a party when I was 16. I remember waking up in his back seat to him driving on the freeway with his head down and eyes closed. Brings up bad feels man. Maybe it's better to always have wars. That way the youth are unleashing their ****ed up energy on their country's enemy instead of potentially ruining neighbor's lives and property.

used to start fires with my one friend in park sandboxes or trash cans.

lol dollar store wouldnt sell underage kids lighters but a 500 box of matches was fine.

Used to get absolutely chit faced and sleep on my friends lawn all night on a somewhat busy street, could’ve easily been robbed or arrested.

My friends and I also used to drive way over the limit and go to jack in the box or Taco Bell at 2am

Stealing dvds, phones and games from my old job for months

What country?

Guyana lmao



One of the kids we were with was drunk AF and started calling a giant black dude with a machete a pussy.

Still think going raw with random skanks was worse, but this thread is about things you got away with

[QUOTE=Halfway post_id=1573218141]Guyana lmao

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One of the kids we were with was drunk AF and started calling a giant black dude with a machete a pussy.

Still think going raw with random skanks was worse, but this thread is about things you got away with[img]//assets.bodybuilding.com/forum/images/smilies/frown.gif[/img][/QUOTE]Lol babynames.com or herpes?

Let's hear your story Mother Theresa.

Back when i was 15 i wanted to get rid of my virginity and luckily some sloot in class was into me. She wanted a relationship but i convinced her to fwb.

Few weeks later im raw dogging her c*ming right into that puhh. Almost went paranoid afterwards and watched her belly in class each day to see if she is pregnant LMFAO.



Fun fact: She regretted it and told her friends (whom ive all fcked years later) that i raped her.. fuken lol.

lmao @ watching her belly

These stories are PG. I would probably get banned if i talked in detail on the really illegal chit i did. I used to live the Sex, drugs, rock and roll life style....

A simple story, once was walking down main street drunk as fuk at midnight. I was looking over my shoulder for a cop and as soon as i saw a cop car coming i pulled my pants down and mooned him bare ass. Then took off running. Made it about half a block and got cut off by police cruisers. Dude was cool and laughed it off. He told me to make sure i went to the right house.

welp ok

did figure 8's on a high school football field and totally ****ed up the grass
threw rocks at a new car factory at night
egging (including hitting a pizza delivery driver right in the eye and him chasing us down in his car and calling the police)
threw oranges at cars
street raced at the waterfront in the opposite lane (wtf). cops would patrol there all the time too.

once at around age 14/15, I gorilla pressed this little mark and then threw him at my friend who caught him with a diamond cutter (or an rko out of nowhere for you kids) on the edge of the bed. he should've died that day and the two of us should've been sent to juvie.

we were given another chance


in college used to ride the subway drunk af between cars and piss and smoke bogies while the train was going from station to station. my roommate got detained lol

Friend and I hotwired a speedboat and took it for a joy ride on a lake at midnight. We ditched it in the marina where I worked. The next day at work was interesting with all of the sheriff deputies asking questions. Statute of limitations is out, come at me coppers.

Several bar fights. Got arrested for one. I elbowed a bouncer in the nose. He didnt show up to the arraingment. Charges dropped.

.....on and on.

Lol. So edgy. Ridicules for PG stories and gives a PG story...

Yeah cause im going to confess to crimes on the internet. Sounds like an awesome idea.

I got caught for driving with a .36 bac. This was hours after i quit drinking. Can admit to that cause i was prosecuted... got off with 6 months suspended license, 3 years probation and 100 hours community service. Pretty dumb huh? Still pg to other chit i did