Thread: CAPTAIN MARVEL Reviews Are In
03-05-2019, 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Aristotelian⏩
shell help but it was more to sell her movieWasn't the reveal at the end of Infinity War basically telling us that she will be the key to resolving that?
Not saying you have to give money and go see it. But I'll go so I can see for myself what's happening rather than relying solely on other sources such as YouTube "reviews" to inform me.
Not saying you have to give money and go see it. But I'll go so I can see for myself what's happening rather than relying solely on other sources such as YouTube "reviews" to inform me.
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03-05-2019, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted By KingKringe⏩
Interestingly enough, on RT the rotten reviews are primarily written by women. And none of it is about SJW - they pan the movie for serious plot concerns.you bet this film will have a unbelievable amount of sjwness in it, strong will not watch.
Honestly I think the SJW push was Brie's...like I said earlier, as pre-cope for what will turn out to be a mediocre movie in the MCU.
03-05-2019, 11:03 AM
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Let me see if I understand this properly...
1. Ronan was powerful because he was a Kree. He was beholden to Thanos. The GotG defeated Ronan.
2. The entire Avengers + GotG lost to Thanos.
3. Captain Marvel is powerful because she is half Kree.
4. Captain Marvel is going to use her half-Kree powers to defeat the master of the full-Kree Thanos.
What am I missing?
1. Ronan was powerful because he was a Kree. He was beholden to Thanos. The GotG defeated Ronan.
2. The entire Avengers + GotG lost to Thanos.
3. Captain Marvel is powerful because she is half Kree.
4. Captain Marvel is going to use her half-Kree powers to defeat the master of the full-Kree Thanos.
What am I missing?
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03-05-2019, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
How about your grasp on reality? You're delusional if you think Marvel built over a decade of movies leading up to Endgame to close it with such a cheap endingWhat am I missing?
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03-05-2019, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By 128⏩
you are redundant because you repeat yourself in redundancyLet’s be honest most of you want it to be bad because you want to find a reason to hate it
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03-05-2019, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
Which enumerated item is incorrect? 4?How about your grasp on reality? You're delusional if you think Marvel built over a decade of movies leading up to Endgame to close it with such a cheap ending
Give your head a shake srs
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03-05-2019, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
But black panther was the drizzling chits, something was wonky with its cgi it just looked awfulMany reviewers are saying its not as good as Black Panther. Dont know why they compare it with that particular movie. So yeah, maybe not SJW enough.
Either way, Ill watch it later tonight.
Either way, Ill watch it later tonight.
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03-05-2019, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
Yes, that's what he's saying. She will probably have a key role in the upcoming movie, but it seems highly unlikely that they would allow her to show up at the last minute and single-handedly save the day after a decade of building up to this moment.Which enumerated item is incorrect? 4?
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03-05-2019, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
Brie fuking Larson isn't going to swoop in and magically save the day brah, there is absolutely no way Marvel would do it like that. She'll play a part, and it'll all tie into some awesome moment where the last decade of movies (and like 100 years of Marvel comic history) culminates in Thanos' defeat. Marvel won't do anything lessWhich enumerated item is incorrect? 4?
I doubt Captain Marvel's contribution will even seem all that significant. It'll probably be something that enables the defeat of Thanos by the established characters
03-05-2019, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
Pretty much. There is no reason for her to be as powerful as she is except for the real world identity politics of the authors. They shoehorned it in with some weird mind matter thought device thing and alien experimentation, but it's pretty dumb.Let me see if I understand this properly...
1. Ronan was powerful because he was a Kree. He was beholden to Thanos. The GotG defeated Ronan.
2. The entire Avengers + GotG lost to Thanos.
3. Captain Marvel is powerful because she is half Kree.
4. Captain Marvel is going to use her half-Kree powers to defeat the master of the full-Kree Thanos.
What am I missing?
1. Ronan was powerful because he was a Kree. He was beholden to Thanos. The GotG defeated Ronan.
2. The entire Avengers + GotG lost to Thanos.
3. Captain Marvel is powerful because she is half Kree.
4. Captain Marvel is going to use her half-Kree powers to defeat the master of the full-Kree Thanos.
What am I missing?
Originally Posted By Destor⏩
They totally would. It plays into the feminist narrative perfectly.Brie fuking Larson isn't going to swoop in and magically save the day brah, there is absolutely no way Marvel would play it out like that. She'll have a part in it, and it'll all tie into some awesome moment where the last decade of movies (and like 100 years of Marvel comic history) culminates in Thanos' defeat. Marvel won't do anything less
03-05-2019, 11:48 AM
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03-05-2019, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
You're confusing the "Tomatometer" with the "Average Rating". Tomatometer is based on the number of "positive" reviews, aka Fresh vs Rotten, not the /10 rating. A movie could have 99% on the Tomatometer and a 7/10 average rating.Damn son, and that'swiththe +10 social justice modifier
This movie must really be a dog
This movie must really be a dog
People only care about the Tomatometer. Captain Marvel is reviewing extremely well, but that's par for the course with Marvel movies
03-05-2019, 12:03 PM
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Originally Posted By 128⏩
Maybe, but Brie Larson's antics leading up to this are the specific reason why, not that we're meanie jerks who hate wamyns.Let’s be honest most of you want it to be bad because you want to find a reason to hate it
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
Cliffs?I trust Jeremy Jahns.
03-05-2019, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
I'm confusing nothing, the 5 rotten to 30 good ratio is terrible for a movie that "critics" are obligated to like as an act of #resistance against Drumpfs sexism.You're confusing the "Tomatometer" with the "Average Rating". Tomatometer is based on the number of "positive" reviews, aka Fresh vs Rotten, not the /10 rating. A movie could have 99% on the Tomatometer and a 7/10 average rating.
People only care about the Tomatometer. Captain Marvel is reviewing extremely well, but that's par for the course with Marvel movies
People only care about the Tomatometer. Captain Marvel is reviewing extremely well, but that's par for the course with Marvel movies
89% for something that should be scoring high 90s because stronk womyn means this movie is likely utter dogchit
03-05-2019, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
like with ghostbusters and oceans 8 which both got mixed and bad reviews?I'm confusing nothing, the 5 rotten to 30 good ratio is terrible for a movie that "critics" are obligated to like as an act of #resistance against Drumpfs sexism.
89% for something that should be scoring high 90s because stronk womyn means this movie is likely utter dogchit
89% for something that should be scoring high 90s because stronk womyn means this movie is likely utter dogchit
lets be reality, this movie is probably average
03-05-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By BigPoppaPump84⏩
- Felt flatCliffs?
- It's very apparent it's a feminist piece
- DC's Wonder Woman was better, character had many layers. CM not so much.
- Doesn't hate the movie
- Not terrible, not great, has a couple moment he liked, villain was good
- Watch this movie drunk
03-05-2019, 12:58 PM
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Paid reviews. I guess I'll have to take their word for it.
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Originally Posted By UnderwearBandit⏩
Repped- Felt flat
- It's very apparent it's a feminist piece
- DC's Wonder Woman was better, character had many layers. CM not so much.
- Doesn't hate the movie
- Not terrible, not great, has a couple moment he liked, villain was good
- Watch this movie drunk
- It's very apparent it's a feminist piece
- DC's Wonder Woman was better, character had many layers. CM not so much.
- Doesn't hate the movie
- Not terrible, not great, has a couple moment he liked, villain was good
- Watch this movie drunk
03-05-2019, 01:00 PM
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feminazi rhetoric everywhere movies trash its just trying to push bs propaganda
dont see it
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03-05-2019, 01:01 PM
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Anyone that goes to see this is a fukin cuck srs, even if it ends up being the greatest movie in the world.
We need to stand against this political agenda bullchit because it will end up fuking our children and future generations up. It's easy to be like "I'm no cuck, I'm smart enough to look past it.." but you have to factor that children and easily influenced idiots will be watching this also. If we allow this to continue, we're just fukin straight up letting them take our society's nuts, and yeah it may not impact you now, but it will eventually and it will for sure be leaving our children with a sad mess.
We need to stand against this political agenda bullchit because it will end up fuking our children and future generations up. It's easy to be like "I'm no cuck, I'm smart enough to look past it.." but you have to factor that children and easily influenced idiots will be watching this also. If we allow this to continue, we're just fukin straight up letting them take our society's nuts, and yeah it may not impact you now, but it will eventually and it will for sure be leaving our children with a sad mess.
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
pfft. Only reason I care about Carol Danvers is because Rogue steals her powers and memories. Otherwise, don't care.I agree. And I would hate it if she harms Thanos more than the rest. But like I said before, I dont mind this movie. She always existed in comics. And its mainly for the female fans. For 11 years, its mostly male heroes. Nice to have females(esp young girls/daughters) to see a female hero movie. **** Wonder Woman/DC!

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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Anyone that goes to see this is a fukin cuck srs, even if it ends up being the greatest movie in the world.
We need to stand against this political agenda bullchit because it will end up fuking our children and future generations up. It's easy to be like "I'm no cuck, I'm smart enough to look past it.." but you have to factor that children and easily influenced idiots will be watching this also. If we allow this to continue, we're just fukin straight up letting them take our society's nuts, and yeah it may not impact you now, but it will eventually and it will for sure be leaving our children with a sad mess.
We need to stand against this political agenda bullchit because it will end up fuking our children and future generations up. It's easy to be like "I'm no cuck, I'm smart enough to look past it.." but you have to factor that children and easily influenced idiots will be watching this also. If we allow this to continue, we're just fukin straight up letting them take our society's nuts, and yeah it may not impact you now, but it will eventually and it will for sure be leaving our children with a sad mess.

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Originally Posted By LinuxJon⏩
FOMO in full effect. I admit that's the only reason I want to see it. I'm not going to though. I'm already familiar with the character so don't need an origin story. I can wait for Infinity War.How many people now feel compelled to see CM because they're afraid skipping it will leave them out of the loop when they go to see EG? A LOT.
What was the downside to including that post-credit scene? Zip. Even if CM wasn't in the EG movie at all, nobody is going to complain.
What was the downside to including that post-credit scene? Zip. Even if CM wasn't in the EG movie at all, nobody is going to complain.
Tell you what though, if Xmen is ever allowed into the MCU after the Fox acquisition, and Captain Marvel #2 is released with the connection with Rogue, then I am there.
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
thisAnyone that goes to see this is a fukin cuck srs, even if it ends up being the greatest movie in the world.
We need to stand against this political agenda bullchit because it will end up fuking our children and future generations up. It's easy to be like "I'm no cuck, I'm smart enough to look past it.." but you have to factor that children and easily influenced idiots will be watching this also. If we allow this to continue, we're just fukin straight up letting them take our society's nuts, and yeah it may not impact you now, but it will eventually and it will for sure be leaving our children with a sad mess.
We need to stand against this political agenda bullchit because it will end up fuking our children and future generations up. It's easy to be like "I'm no cuck, I'm smart enough to look past it.." but you have to factor that children and easily influenced idiots will be watching this also. If we allow this to continue, we're just fukin straight up letting them take our society's nuts, and yeah it may not impact you now, but it will eventually and it will for sure be leaving our children with a sad mess.
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Wait, what am I missing here? Is CM only gonna punch white men in the movie? What are people here dreading so bad in the movie? Or is it cuz she is a female? Sometimes I wonder if Misc went full Islam.
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Originally Posted By BuckNakedinBama⏩
1. The Kree are not that much stronger than normal humans.Let me see if I understand this properly...
1. Ronan was powerful because he was a Kree. He was beholden to Thanos. The GotG defeated Ronan.
2. The entire Avengers + GotG lost to Thanos.
3. Captain Marvel is powerful because she is half Kree.
4. Captain Marvel is going to use her half-Kree powers to defeat the master of the full-Kree Thanos.
What am I missing?
1. Ronan was powerful because he was a Kree. He was beholden to Thanos. The GotG defeated Ronan.
2. The entire Avengers + GotG lost to Thanos.
3. Captain Marvel is powerful because she is half Kree.
4. Captain Marvel is going to use her half-Kree powers to defeat the master of the full-Kree Thanos.
What am I missing?
2. There are superpowered ones too.
3. Ronan is just not some Kree, but one of if not the strongest Kree.
4. Yondu, that arrow dude from the Guardians is Kree as well.
5. Thanos is a Titan not a Kree. (unless they change it)
Dunno how Miss Marvel would be stronger than Thanos, especially with the gauntlet in the movies even though the writers stated that. She however has the power to absorb energy blasts to exponentially get stronger temporarily.
The writers could introduce that ability with some teamwork and trickery to make her an integral part to take down Thanos.
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Originally Posted By ChristmasFnatic⏩
I think it’s just Brie Larson for the most part. It’s not about women in general.Wait, what am I missing here? Is CM only gonna punch white men in the movie? What are people here dreading so bad in the movie? Or is it cuz she is a female? Sometimes I wonder if Misc went full Islam.
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