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I invented and patented a device for independently performing weighted push-ups (srs)
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Originally Posted By BigB2019⏩
A moment of silence for cojone's calves everyone.
Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
lmao came to say this after seeing video. Maybe build an apparatus for dem legs.My calves skipped puberty, it's not my fault
I train them 3x per week though, they just refuse to grow

I train them 3x per week though, they just refuse to grow
But mirin the concept and creativity. srs Good luck with it brah. I think there are people who would use that.
If one was to drink OJ though, why even do weighted push-ups?
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Just get this
https://www.lifelinefitness.com/power-pushup-plus.html
24 Resistance Levels; up to 80LBs peak resistance
Quickly and accurately adjust strap length to change resistance
Fully adjustable numbered progressive resistance strap fits comfortably


https://www.lifelinefitness.com/power-pushup-plus.html
24 Resistance Levels; up to 80LBs peak resistance
Quickly and accurately adjust strap length to change resistance
Fully adjustable numbered progressive resistance strap fits comfortably


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I like the idea and it solves a problem, but it's just extra clutter and you need loads of equipment. No point in going heavy (less than 10) on strict push ups anyway so a regular backpack will do.
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
Heh, was going to post bands.Just get this
https://www.lifelinefitness.com/power-pushup-plus.html
24 Resistance Levels; up to 80LBs peak resistance
Quickly and accurately adjust strap length to change resistance
Fully adjustable numbered progressive resistance strap fits comfortably


https://www.lifelinefitness.com/power-pushup-plus.html
24 Resistance Levels; up to 80LBs peak resistance
Quickly and accurately adjust strap length to change resistance
Fully adjustable numbered progressive resistance strap fits comfortably


Way to get creative with it OP but fuk, that seems like an awkward hassle for something with plenty of substitutes.
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Originally Posted By TrickHenry⏩
I like the idea and it solves a problem, but it's just extra clutter and you need loads of equipment. No point in going heavy (less than 10) on strict push ups anyway so a regular backpack will do.
Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
Only up to 80 lbs though..Just get this
https://www.lifelinefitness.com/power-pushup-plus.html
24 Resistance Levels; up to 80LBs peak resistance
Quickly and accurately adjust strap length to change resistance
Fully adjustable numbered progressive resistance strap fits comfortably


https://www.lifelinefitness.com/power-pushup-plus.html
24 Resistance Levels; up to 80LBs peak resistance
Quickly and accurately adjust strap length to change resistance
Fully adjustable numbered progressive resistance strap fits comfortably


Imagine a bench press that would only allow you to go up to 205 lbs.
What are you going to do once you need to keep progressing? You’d be screwed and forced to abandon the exercise
A regular backpack will rip after about 100-120 lbs max. Plus, the effort to get it on and into position makes it almost impossible.
Advanced trainees should ideally train at 80-90% of their 1RM in order to keep progressing
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looks great but i agree that having the barbell takes a lot from it.
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04-04-2019, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted By whtcoupe⏩
It’s definitely niche but there are still a lot of people out there that would be interested in something like this. 25 people is a pretty big underestimationIts ok OP. But don't spend too much time on this. Your going to sell like 25 of these. SRS its too niche
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04-04-2019, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By umadbroski⏩
But at the end of the day it’s just a vanity issue.. that’s the only downside at all to the barbell. It provides so many benefits and it’s needed for the device to work. Are guys really this worried about what other people would think when you’re using the device?looks great but i agree that having the barbell takes a lot from it.
If it’s that self conscious to people, just don’t do them in the presence of an HBB. Unless you’re jacked because she’ll likely be mirin regardless.
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I’m going to make a vid of me or a friend picking up women with the device on, barbell attached and everything, to prove that there is no vanity issues.
Who’s in for this to happen?
Who’s in for this to happen?
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
in.I’m going to make a vid of me or a friend picking up women with the device on, barbell attached and everything, to prove that there is no vanity issues.
Who’s in for this to happen?
Who’s in for this to happen?
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i actually love this. i have a pretty minimal gym setup in my spare room. i squat out of just squat stands and i bench off of a wooden bench i built myself.
1) its annoying to readjust the squat stands. you have to fully strip and remove the bar
2) the bench isnt used for anything else, so it is in the way a lot and i dont have a ton of space.
should pitch this to homegym/minimalist types.
1) its annoying to readjust the squat stands. you have to fully strip and remove the bar
2) the bench isnt used for anything else, so it is in the way a lot and i dont have a ton of space.
should pitch this to homegym/minimalist types.
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Who was wrist health?
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Originally Posted By iwant2beswole⏩
this. I only do push ups using the neutral grip handles or on my knuckles since tearing my TFCC three years ago.Who was wrist health?
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Originally Posted By AltarOfPlagues⏩
Thanks for the feedback. Yeah, they would be a good niche as well as the hardcore powerlifting/ garage type gym crowds. Those are the two target markets that I plan on reaching out to.i actually love this. i have a pretty minimal gym setup in my spare room. i squat out of just squat stands and i bench off of a wooden bench i built myself.
1) its annoying to readjust the squat stands. you have to fully strip and remove the bar
2) the bench isnt used for anything else, so it is in the way a lot and i dont have a ton of space.
should pitch this to homegym/minimalist types.
1) its annoying to readjust the squat stands. you have to fully strip and remove the bar
2) the bench isnt used for anything else, so it is in the way a lot and i dont have a ton of space.
should pitch this to homegym/minimalist types.
Originally Posted By Bohdizzle⏩
How so?You lost all credibility by saying the bench is overrated and pushups are underrated.
Originally Posted By iwant2beswole⏩
If wrist health is a concern, just use dumbbells or push-up handles. They will also allow you to perform the movement from a deficit which will make it even more effectiveWho was wrist health?
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The design flaw is the ****ing barbell attached to your backpack. It looks stupid as fuk and not very practical. You should weld hooks to the backpack and use those to remove the backpack.
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Originally Posted By Burgerbuger⏩
Read the thread. All of that chit has been addressedThe design flaw is the ****ing barbell attached to your backpack. It looks stupid as fuk and not very practical. You should weld hooks to the backpack and use those to remove the backpack.
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
But it's not. Imagine doing this in a commercial gym with a giant barbell stuck to your back, then getting up just to re-rack the barbell with a bunch of plates also protruding from your back. It seems like a hazard, especially if the area you're doing it in has people around you.But at the end of the day it’s just a vanity issue.. that’s the only downside at all to the barbell. It provides so many benefits and it’s needed for the device to work. Are guys really this worried about what other people would think when you’re using the device?
If it’s that self conscious to people, just don’t do them in the presence of an HBB. Unless you’re jacked because she’ll likely be mirin regardless.
If it’s that self conscious to people, just don’t do them in the presence of an HBB. Unless you’re jacked because she’ll likely be mirin regardless.
Unless you're doing this is a cage, the practicality of having a barbell stuck to your back is not great. I love the idea, it just needs some streamlining.
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Maybe shorten the barbell, make a quick release, and add some safeties that make contact with the ground if you lay flat to deload you and allow you to push quick release?
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Why not just put a plate on your back like I do with planks?
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OP, are you aware of the Atlas Trainer?
https://outdoorsmans.com/collections/weight-carrier
I will say this, if the price is right and it meets my training requirements, I will buy it.
To give you an idea for my type of training:
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Walking lunges
Speed walking uphill, downhill
Stairs
Rucking in general is very good training too.
Also, curious about using clamps instead rather than loading pins so the weight stays in one place and doesn't bounce around.
https://outdoorsmans.com/collections/weight-carrier
I will say this, if the price is right and it meets my training requirements, I will buy it.
To give you an idea for my type of training:
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Speed walking uphill, downhill
Stairs
Originally Posted By colbski⏩
When the weight is on your back as opposed to all around you, it makes it a bit more difficult. It's easy to stand upright with a weighted vest but with all the weight on your back, it's much harder to maintain an upright posture. For guys like forest firefighters, hunters and campers, it'll simulate reality better than a vest. Most vests top out at around 45-50 lbs too, but in that video I posted, the pack is 60 lbs, though I'd like to get up to training with 90 lbs.why not just get a super heavy weight vest.....???? am i missing something here?
Rucking in general is very good training too.
Also, curious about using clamps instead rather than loading pins so the weight stays in one place and doesn't bounce around.
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Originally Posted By irollurmom⏩
Im glad you like the idea, but you’re looking at the barbell aspect the wrong way. Tell me what will even replace the barbell? There is no way around it. Plus, every single powerlifting exercise requires a barbell. It’s not an issue to use a barbell for this exercise either.But it's not. Imagine doing this in a commercial gym with a giant barbell stuck to your back, then getting up just to re-rack the barbell with a bunch of plates also protruding from your back. It seems like a hazard, especially if the area you're doing it in has people around you.
Unless you're doing this is a cage, the practicality of having a barbell stuck to your back is not great. I love the idea, it just needs some streamlining.
Unless you're doing this is a cage, the practicality of having a barbell stuck to your back is not great. I love the idea, it just needs some streamlining.
The barbell is no more of a hazard than when using a barbell for squats or deadlifts. It requires basically the exact same amount of space. You guys are just holding the vanity of this device above the actual problem that it solves... that makes zero sense.
If you want to progress on push-ups and get results, you will basically have no choice but to use a device like this unless you have access to a pitshark machine.
Originally Posted By soaponarope1⏩
These are good ideas, but the problem is that once you start adding in all of these features, it takes away the universal usablility/simplification of it, and also the effectiveness. Think of it like a smith machine vs bench press - sure, the smith machine is safer, but the bench press will provide much better results.Maybe shorten the barbell, make a quick release, and add some safeties that make contact with the ground if you lay flat to deload you and allow you to push quick release?
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Originally Posted By QuadraQuint⏩
That’s awesome, I’ve never seen that before. Would love it if I had this set-up at my gym as well, but that’s the problem. This is unfortunately not universally available and the atlas trainer itself is not usable for push-ups from what I can tell (doesn’t look like the back surface is flat) and on top of that it wouldn’t be independently loadable/usable for heavy weights, nor is it very affordable. $300 is very steep. With the device I created, you can walk into just about any gym and it will be usable, the entire device only weighs 10 lbs so it’s very transportable. It can also be producible at a much lower cost than that.OP, are you aware of the Atlas Trainer?
https://outdoorsmans.com/collections/weight-carrier
I will say this, if the price is right and it meets my training requirements, I will buy it.
To give you an idea for my type of training:
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Walking lunges
Speed walking uphill, downhill
Stairs
When the weight is on your back as opposed to all around you, it makes it a bit more difficult. It's easy to stand upright with a weighted vest but with all the weight on your back, it's much harder to maintain an upright posture. For guys like forest firefighters, hunters and campers, it'll simulate reality better than a vest. Most vests top out at around 45-50 lbs too, but in that video I posted, the pack is 60 lbs, though I'd like to get up to training with 90 lbs.
Rucking in general is very good training too.
Also, curious about using clamps instead rather than loading pins so the weight stays in one place and doesn't bounce around.
https://outdoorsmans.com/collections/weight-carrier
I will say this, if the price is right and it meets my training requirements, I will buy it.
To give you an idea for my type of training:
+
Walking lunges
Speed walking uphill, downhill
Stairs
When the weight is on your back as opposed to all around you, it makes it a bit more difficult. It's easy to stand upright with a weighted vest but with all the weight on your back, it's much harder to maintain an upright posture. For guys like forest firefighters, hunters and campers, it'll simulate reality better than a vest. Most vests top out at around 45-50 lbs too, but in that video I posted, the pack is 60 lbs, though I'd like to get up to training with 90 lbs.
Rucking in general is very good training too.
Also, curious about using clamps instead rather than loading pins so the weight stays in one place and doesn't bounce around.
And yes, I have a very strong clamp for it that holds the weight in place because I wanted this device to be multifunctional for weighted chin-ups, pull-ups, and other closed chained exercises as well.
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Originally Posted By cojones539⏩
If the squat is the king of all exercises, then the pull-up should be acknowledged with the same royalty. Simply stated, the pull-up is the squat for the upper body.So a little background on weighted push-ups:
- The bench press is overrated. Push-ups are underrated. The bench press is regarded as a Holy Grail exercise, yet it's not uniquely effective and responsible for more shoulder injuries than probably any other exercise. Push-ups are infinitely more shoulder friendly due to the ability of the shoulder blades to move freely instead of being pinned against the bench.
- The bench press is overrated. Push-ups are underrated. The bench press is regarded as a Holy Grail exercise, yet it's not uniquely effective and responsible for more shoulder injuries than probably any other exercise. Push-ups are infinitely more shoulder friendly due to the ability of the shoulder blades to move freely instead of being pinned against the bench.
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Pull-ups are indeed awesome, but those are for the back. Thread is for push-ups/chest development maneIf the squat is the king of all exercises, then the pull-up should be acknowledged with the same royalty. Simply stated, the pull-up is the squat for the upper body.
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https://marylandpowerlifting.com/200...7/the-pull-up/
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