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post 1582588811 06-23-2019, 08:45 AM
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1. If you see an old man using the hairdryer to dry his privates, you are legally allowed to kick him in the balls.
2. All girls under age 30 must workout naked.
3. Not reracking your weights will result in a 1 week suspension from the gym.
4. You cannot use more than 1 machine at any given time. No super setting using 2-3 different machines.
5. You can only correct someone's form if the person asks for help or advice. Walking up to someone who is in the middle of a workout just to tell them that their form is bad will be considered harassment.
6. If you get caught taking pictures of other people without their permission you will be thrown out immidiately.
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post 1582589051 06-23-2019, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Headphones are banned. Zero tolerance policy.

Headphones have been the.biggest downfall of the gym since 1993.
Earbuds make it possible for me to tolerate public gyms
I get a tax deduction just by hanging out here

More reps, no texts
post 1582589061 06-23-2019, 08:54 AM
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1. Cage is for curls only.
2. Banned for life if you don't throw dumbbells around.
3. Banned for life if you actually put the weights back in order.
4. You have to interrupt your own workout at least twice per session and go up to one of the dyel PTs to discuss their thoughts on your form.
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post 1582589131 06-23-2019, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
If that's the Chav uniform, then it's fine by me.
Sure it is, u got that Capri-gear??

Btw check ur in-box
post 1582589221 06-23-2019, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
I already am Chav brah.
Yeah but don't forget you had to make the Transiton from Ch(ad) to Chav!!
post 1582589391 06-23-2019, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
15. You can only correct someone's form if the person asks for help or advice. Walking up to someone who is in the middle of a workout just to tell them that their form is bad will be considered harassment.
I keep reading about this "said Form", in what way is it meant .... eg Progress Form or on"the day type Form" with how many Press up's etc!!?
post 1582589701 06-23-2019, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
If that's the Chav uniform, then it's fine by me.
An u got it yh, then mush??
post 1582589921 06-23-2019, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
I just looked up Chav actually, I feel like I've been tricked lol.

Definition of chav
British slang, disparaging
: a young person in Britain of a type stereotypically known for engaging in aggressively loutish behavior especially when in groups and for wearing flashy jewelry and athletic casual clothing (such as tracksuits and baseball caps)
That/they are the bad crews/cops mate - don't be told otherwise!
post 1582598901 06-23-2019, 12:17 PM
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1. If you do not do/ intend to do any cheat exercises/ego lifting, get the hell outta here.
2. A powerlifting belt is a must.
3. A cistern of whole milk for people to drink during WO.
post 1582600741 06-23-2019, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yea, not big on rules, but that's my usual gym wear anyway innit

These ok?

Let's continue our disscussion - either here or P msg us FP pal!!
post 1582600881 06-23-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Headphones are banned. Zero tolerance policy.

Headphones have been the.biggest downfall of the gym since 1993.
no thanks, I don't want to listen to your ****gy dad-rock on the gym speakers, or have to overhear the average gymcel autistically trying to pick up ugly chicks or lygin about how much they used to lift.


OP my gym's only rule would be that you have to wear your course top inside out, NO exceptions
post 1582602141 06-23-2019, 01:19 PM
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So FP you'd deffo be up for this plan them yeah bro!!

*Check ya pms too btw mahn
post 1582602201 06-23-2019, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Halfway⏩
no thanks, I don't want to listen to your ****gy dad-rock on the gym speakers, or have to overhear the average gymcel autistically trying to pick up ugly chicks or lygin about how much they used to lift.


OP my gym's only rule would be that you have to wear your course top inside out, NO exceptions
Lol ...,. cheeky you are'nt you

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post 1582603211 06-23-2019, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
men only
no sloots
^ this, honestly and no homo

Sloots don’t add much to the gym experience. It’s fun to watch them squat or when they’re jogging and not wearing a bra (a super hhhhnnnnnggg chick at my gym never wears a bra)— but that’s not the point of going to the gym, sloots only distract from what’s important. If you want to watch girls in sports brahs, go home and jerk off (or do it in the sauna after the lift with a group of bro’s— if no sloots then sauna can be community fap zone)
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post 1582607531 06-23-2019, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yeah, count me in man, definitely, definitely

wat other rules u all got tho? cus sign up for 1 think and b4 u no it there is a load of other rules innit?
P mesg me then ..... or reply here F.P Braw!!
post 1582608291 06-23-2019, 03:16 PM
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post 1582609191 06-23-2019, 03:37 PM
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When I was a member of Lifetime Fitness I swore they must have paid hot chicks to workout there just for the eye candy so more guys would sign up.

So that might be an idea.
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post 1582609301 06-23-2019, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted By stevemckenna⏩
1. No fat chicks.
2. No manlets.
sounds like a solid business model for a gym





not srs
Neg female miscers on sight crew (I only like boys)
Rep hendrixfreak70 on sight crew
Road to 405 squat crew 380/405. Road to 500 DL crew 500/500
post 1582609441 06-23-2019, 03:43 PM
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I’d basically do the opposite of what planet fitness does. I’d basically want a gym full of degenerate meatheads like world gym had with the Delray Misfits.

It’d be piss
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post 1582610031 06-23-2019, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By oldandintheway⏩
No cell phones. That pretty much kills off 30% of customers though who can’t do a 60 min workout without being on social media
Who was logbook and music *******
post 1582610431 06-23-2019, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Yea, not big on rules, but that's my usual gym wear anyway innit

These ok?

What about ur T-Shirt??
post 1582610811 06-23-2019, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By MatthewChav⏩
What about ur T-Shirt??
I'd go for this kinda T-shirt, infact u no i actually got 1 like it



but u said white t-shirt and u kinda a stickler for the rules inint? so i'd go for this white t-shirt in that case all thinks considered -



nice and loose, non of that overly tight stuff, got a few white t shirts tho, so.

easy
Fak U say? Cheeky kent ya, i'll fakin fak ya, ya lil sloot
post 1582610941 06-23-2019, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
I'd go for this kinda T-shirt, infact u no i actually got 1 like it



but u said white t-shirt and u kinda a stickler for the rules inint? so i'd go for this white t-shirt in that case all thinks considered -



nice and loose, non of that overly tight stuff, got a few white t shirts tho, so.

easy
I guess it's acceptable - not sure'd approve of big whacking Logos - but it's said colour

Lets continue this disscussion in a PM yh??
post 1582611631 06-23-2019, 04:36 PM
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post 1582612041 06-23-2019, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
I'd go for this kinda T-shirt, infact u no i actually got 1 like it


but u said white t-shirt and u kinda a stickler for the rules inint? so i'd go for this white t-shirt in that case all thinks considered -



nice and loose, non of that overly tight stuff, got a few white t shirts tho, so.

easy
Srs mate would you really join a Gym - srs based on such regs?, and btw wat u think to my Uni Course Top??
post 1582615621 06-23-2019, 06:05 PM
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I would let people grunt, scream and makes noise
post 1582616181 06-23-2019, 06:16 PM
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NO PHUCKING PNONES ALLOWED ON THE FLOOR...PERIOD!

Work your phucking asses off...or GO HOME!

I had 2 rules...

We need to bring some energy and LIFE back into these gyms!!! SRS!
Fact: My first-generation uncle was a boxer who fought Sugar Ray Robinson! He also fought in the war, sacrificing the career he deeply loved, so people could have the right to freedom.

Let's show RESPECT for the POLICE and ALL FIRST RESPONDERS by helping to keep THEM SAFE AND SOUND, and thereby able to PROTECT US!
post 1582620101 06-23-2019, 07:24 PM
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Rule #1: Every male member have to bring a female plus one.

Rule #2: No female member is allowed to bring a male plus one.

Rule #3: On second thought, no male member is allowed to train inside of this gym.
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post 1582632841 06-24-2019, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Anorexilla⏩
2. All girls under age 30 must workout naked.
6. If you get caught taking pictures of other people without their permission you will be thrown out immidiately.
These two rules seem so difficult to combine.
post 1582633191 06-24-2019, 02:17 AM
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My own gym:

Nobody gets to walk up to a guy who knows what he's doing and give him inexperienced advice.
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