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Thread: I Caught My Wife Letting Our Male Neighbor Rub Lotion On Her Pregnant Belly

post 1583188931 07-02-2019, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By jesb7826⏩
I wouldn’t do well in these situations. Would’ve grabbed the first object I can find and start smashing his face.
Do you mind having your cheeks busted or wig split?
post 1583189381 07-02-2019, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
TL;DR Caught neighbor rubbing wife's belly with lotion.
He fukin dat arse cuz
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post 1583190161 07-02-2019, 08:10 PM
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wait so is this a real tea post?

I repped Ernie since he's generally a good poster

but if this is just a copy pasta from reddit I want my reps back homie.
post 1583190221 07-02-2019, 08:11 PM
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And remember misc, paternity tests are ILLEGAL in France because the sheer impact of modern slootery could destabilize the country's family structure if known.
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post 1583190691 07-02-2019, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By severagee⏩
And remember misc, paternity tests are ILLEGAL in France because the sheer impact of modern slootery could destabilize the country's family structure if known.
Way too much slooting going on this world, son. Or not enough. I can't decide.
post 1583191271 07-02-2019, 08:27 PM
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0 percent chance this happened. The people in this circumstance wouldn't have the character to risk exposure of their affair in order to do something good like "doing fatherly things."
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post 1583191451 07-02-2019, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
0 percent chance this happened. The people in this circumstance wouldn't have the character to risk exposure of their affair in order to do something good like "doing fatherly things."
Pro tip: the only fatherly thing this guy is doing is laying the pipe on a daily basis.
post 1583191571 07-02-2019, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Pro tip: the only fatherly thing this guy is doing is laying the pipe on a daily basis.
How straight retarded would the other wife have to be?

I will not believe this.
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post 1583191841 07-02-2019, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
How can you say that?
Men don't rub lotion on other women's stomach. That is an indicator they are closer than they should be because most men don't even want to be around preggos.
post 1583192261 07-02-2019, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Soonerjohn⏩
Men don't rub lotion on other women's stomach.
Oh that's where you're wrong, kiddo. I rub lotion on women's bellies all the time. Very cathartic.
post 1583193781 07-02-2019, 09:19 PM
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DNA n PRAY test
post 1583194391 07-02-2019, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By no********⏩
DNA n PRAY test
This guy is way ahead of the curve

post 1583194461 07-02-2019, 09:36 PM
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hue hue hue, greater love story than brokeback mountain
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post 1583194471 07-02-2019, 09:36 PM
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Fam u sharing that girl. Cut that bitch off and get custody.
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post 1583195121 07-02-2019, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By RichH0mieQuan⏩
Fam u sharing that girl. Cut that bitch off and get custody.
She's never your girl. It's just your turn.
post 1583195581 07-02-2019, 10:05 PM
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definitely fuked


them pregnant hormones.....
post 1583195811 07-02-2019, 10:09 PM
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Lmao the instant you deviate from your daily routine is when you find out your wife is cheating.
post 1583195941 07-02-2019, 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
Lmao the instant you deviate from your daily routine is when you find out your wife is cheating.
These days, I don't blame any married brahs who go full spy camera, key logger, GPS, whatever. Just blindly trusting sloots when your cot dayum neighbor could be putting a baby in her the minute you leave for work... das not it, mane.
post 1583196071 07-02-2019, 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
She said we could move away, that it's ours no matter what, that he had manipulated her.
So...what part of running away, living with a treacherous whore, and raising another man's child is supposed to appeal to him?
post 1583196221 07-02-2019, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
So...what part of running away, living with a treacherous whore, and raising another man's child is supposed to appeal to him?
For many/most bros, living with a raging sloot and occasionally getting a piece of ass is preferable to going it alone and facing the reality of tinder.
post 1583196411 07-02-2019, 10:24 PM
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Lol man that was a glorious post...props to him for dumping the whore and going through with divorce , being a Reddit post I assumed he'd stayed with her and even pay a few bucks to the neighbor every month
post 1583197801 07-02-2019, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted By Ochosiete⏩
Lol man that was a glorious post...props to him for dumping the whore and going through with divorce , being a Reddit post I assumed he'd stayed with her and even pay a few bucks to the neighbor every month
Would rather rope than stay with a cheating hoor
post 1583198851 07-02-2019, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MajesticLion⏩
That sub has more psyop stories than r/TwoXChromosomes. Disregard.
oh lawdy, that is THE worst subreddit to exist. Far out if you could somehow remove every subscriber to that sub from the planet, we would be taking a step in the right direction. YAAAASSSS.
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post 1583198971 07-02-2019, 11:39 PM
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Rip
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1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1583199641 07-03-2019, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Sicknotz⏩
oh lawdy, that is THE worst subreddit to exist. Far out if you could somehow remove every subscriber to that sub from the planet, we would be taking a step in the right direction. YAAAASSSS.
The weird thing is that it's mostly dudes. I can't begin to comprehend that.
post 1583199671 07-03-2019, 12:08 AM
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The only word that came out of my mind is "weird."
Did you ask her why did she ask your neighbor to do it for her?
post 1583199781 07-03-2019, 12:11 AM
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Originally Posted By mcknzAlex⏩
The only word that came out of my mind is "weird."
Did you ask her why did she ask your neighbor to do it for her?
You've never been in that situation before? Really?
post 1583200101 07-03-2019, 12:26 AM
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Reddit cuck fantasy fake as fuk. That said i file for divorce. I keep lots of notes in case a kid comes looking for me asking why i “abandoned” them 20 years ago. Hopefully its not his. If it is i try to stay in the kids picture
post 1583201081 07-03-2019, 01:00 AM
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Brutal stuff but atleast he knows befor the baby is born

Imagine leaving to wagecuck in the morning, your neighbour comes over to your house, claps your wife's cheeks a couple rounds, impregnates her and you never find out its his. Fking nightmare
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post 1583201271 07-03-2019, 01:12 AM
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Yea he better get a DNA test that sucks fukin sloots
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