This.

I don't believe any of this actually happened but the fact that someone sat around and crafted this story is impressive nonetheless.

opie just be honest...............


























did you get spit roasted?

WTF 3 pages and no one asking for pics. OP, post pics of your sloot friend.



*******

My reactions to reading this.

This. OP obviously closeted.

Girl thought she was doing you a favor taking you to a sausage party to get you some action since you are on that bottom time.

Just come out of the closet OP and stop pretending. You aren't fooling anyone.

Wish the **** misc trolls could come take notes here, this is how a good troll thread is done.

A+ OP.

****.

i'm in ****ing tears right now

So can only cum once a day and came 3o mins in to a 8 hour orgy from a hand job. Definitely a miscer.

what kind of amateur gang bang was this, with no viagra being passed around and zero mention of lube

ITT, OP is quite literally, a phucking *******.

This is quite the story. So some dude unprompted starts sodomizing you? Sounds pretty crazy man. Sorry to hear about the AIDS

10/10 story

also WTF at you not giving that fella a reach around. no one has manners these days.

Can confirm I entered from behind

LMAO so true

Ok, need to clarify some points because there seems to be a consistent interpretation that I'm some fairy that walked in and spread my legs with a loose hole, could not be further from the truth

When we got there, people were kinda socializing and chillin, checkin everyone else out, chill music too, had a few drinks which relaxed me at least, but almost feel like it was spiked with something because I was still conscious but feeling very very drunk as if I just had 7 or 8 shots of hard liquor

I could see some of dudes taking viagra, figured they were on older side so probably needed it, and I didn't think to bring any, honestly didn't think I needed it

Keep in mind again, 4 chicks and 9 dudes so was kinda awkward, was not sure how it was going to go down

About 30 minutes in, everyone really drunk and some probably even on drugs or sh@t at this point, music getting louder turns to techno sh@t which I hate but from the time the first person got nude, within a few minutes everyone was nude

A few of the dudes take my friend to a couch and almost abruptly start going into it, I started to go over to get involved, but one of the cows grabs me and pulls my head down, at this point, I'm really really drunk/almost feel drugged, so just went with it

After a few minutes, that's when I feel a dude enter me from behind, and no my hole is not loose or anything, almost sure he had his c@ck lubed because it did go in a lot easier than I would have thought, again, I'm really drunk and this cow is holding my head in her crotch not letting me go while this lard is behind me

A feel someone grab my thing and start giving me a hand job while this is going down, can't pull my head up to see who, but went with it, and then nutted, but the action seemed to go on for hours after this before the first opportunity for me to take a break

If I was sober would have done everything I could to leave at this point

Str4ong name to post content ratio.

Someone MS paint this scene please

Edit: Added a super poverty attempt

If there was a god he’d strike op down with lightning so he’d stop posting updates


I am loling hard at the responses tho

pretty sure we here on the Misc have tried to warn others of surprise buttsecks


edit:

can you just imagine...you bring a chick out with you with almost undeniable certainty you will be in them sugar walls by the nights end....
come to find out you end up watching two other dudes get in them walls you get full neslon'ed right in the ol exit hole.

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we will train rep

lmao but not 30 minutes before this point?

which miscer was getting double teamed

Well, he DID get a nut in...

This. But it was an orgy so it was basically everyone on everyone, not just two dudes.

Seriously, my friend invited me, she was kinda like "I got invited to an orgy, thinking about going but a little scared. You wanna come?". She is a legit 7 out of 10, maybe more, where we work, there are probably a 200+ people, about half women and she is in the top 10 looks alone. Every guy here on misc would probably do what I did and go.

We got there around 9pm and left around 5am, was more clear headed but still kinda drunk but sober enough to leave with my friend who was as drunk as I was, by then we had basically done it with everyone there multiple times because again it was an orgy which in hindsight was really disgusting most of the time

note to self:
If I'm at a party and see a bunch of dudes downing alcohol and popping viagra....GTFO of there

because its clear to everyone that this never happened lol. still funny tho

NOPE not everyone
just *******s

pfft trynna bring us down with you

Pussy

only 4 out of 13

Wait, how many dudes did you let get all up in dem gutssss? did they cum in you? You probably have aids now.