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post 1610377971 07-12-2020, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Havent found one that does, but ive heard some stories from friends lol. I feel like if your girl isnt giving you blowjobs, you are fuked. As big of a redflag as her going out every tuesday night for "Yoga and Taco night", and see her come home starving.
So what do those girls do during dat time of the month?
Just sit around?
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
So what do those girls do during dat time of the month?
Just sit around?
Probably check on their instagram for any Chad DMing them, so they can monkeybranch the second they have a chance
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Pics of bank balance?







































...and titties?
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
How did you and your wife meet?
Howdy....

We worked together at the same company. (1984)

She was reliable, always showed up to work, didn't complain or whine, pretty, very little to no makeup, wasn't a loud attention seeker and came from a traditional family orbit.
I respected her work ethic so after about 9 months or so we went out....the rest is history.

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post 1610379841 07-12-2020, 01:17 PM
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loyalty
kindness
wants to have kids and loves them
does her fair share of chores
enjoys sex (with me and ONLY me)
has good hygiene
likes to discuss ideas and has meaningful things to say
respects science and math
she needs to be reasonably intelligent (not necessarily educated, but intelligent)

would also be good if she likes a variety of music, enjoys many tv shows and movies that I did, likes videogames, has some interest in fitness together, and has similar political and religious views, but none of these are required.

Oh...she also has to respect my choice in food and not try to change my diet. I will respect hers the same.

Ideally, she'd be a virgin until she met me and have no prior kids, but we all know this is a huge reach in 2020.

I bring all the exact to the table as my requirements so if it seems unrealistic for an incel loser like me to ask for this, that should highlight the asymmetry of male and female standards.

And as long as I can get it up to her IDC much what she looks like. I can fap to whales and twigs alike so as long as she is biologically XX and not grotesquely deformed, I think I would be happy. Wood prefer HTC tho.
post 1610380491 07-12-2020, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By trancecel⏩
loyalty
kindness
wants to have kids and loves them
does her fair share of chores
enjoys sex (with me and ONLY me)
has good hygiene
likes to discuss ideas and has meaningful things to say
respects science and math
she needs to be reasonably intelligent (not necessarily educated, but intelligent)

would also be good if she likes a variety of music, enjoys many tv shows and movies that I did, likes videogames, has some interest in fitness together, and has similar political and religious views, but none of these are required.

Ideally, she'd be a virgin until she met me and have no prior kids, but we all know this is a huge reach in 2020.

I bring all the exact to the table as my requirements so if it seems unrealistic for an incel loser like me to ask for this, that should highlight the asymmetry of male and female standards.

And as long as I can get it up to her IDC much what she looks like. I can fap to whales and twigs alike so as long as she is biologically XX and not grotesquely deformed, I think I would be happy. Wood prefer HTC tho.
You have a ton of requirements yet this is still probably the most attainable girl in the thread.
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post 1610381331 07-12-2020, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
You have a ton of requirements yet this is still probably the most attainable girl in the thread.
I have to lol when I see shyt like "she can't get fat". After pregnancy, I think it's like 70% of women permanently get fat.

But rly? my list is more attainable than:
Originally Posted By bov188⏩
- Tits
- Ass
- Heart beat
(Heart beat optional)
LOL?
post 1610381671 07-12-2020, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By trancecel⏩
I have to lol when I see shyt like "she can't get fat". After pregnancy, I think it's like 70% of women permanently get fat.
I mean, it's not unattainable to want someone who would take care of themselves even after kids.
There's getting chubbier and then there's getting fat. If she's getting fat, that's not a healthy pregnancy, anyway.
I got fat because I had an unhealthy relationship with food after pregnancy. I accepted I had a problem and changed it.
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post 1610382031 07-12-2020, 01:42 PM
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post 1610382221 07-12-2020, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I mean, it's not unattainable to want someone who would take care of themselves even after kids.
There's getting chubbier and then there's getting fat. If she's getting fat, that's not a healthy pregnancy, anyway.
I got fat because I had an unhealthy relationship with food after pregnancy. I accepted I had a problem and changed it.
According to scientists you only need an extra 30% of calories above maintenance during pregnancy.

So all those fuking KFC and chocolate mousse cravings are all bullschit
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post 1610382301 07-12-2020, 01:45 PM
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post 1610382461 07-12-2020, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
According to scientists you only need an extra 30% of calories above maintenance during pregnancy.

So all those fuking KFC and chocolate mousse cravings are all bullschit
I wouldn't really know because I had hyperemesis Gravidarum with all of my kids, but yeah, you only need to gain like an extra 30 pounds depending on your size beforehand.
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post 1610382601 07-12-2020, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah the problem for guys with the not fat requirement is that you can’t control that beforehand.

Obv those guys should marry someone not fat. But if after kids the wife gets fat and stays fat, what are they going to do?

Are you really willing to lose half your assets, your house, your kids and your dog to divorce her because she is fat?

Think about it.
At the same time, if she's fat and not attractive to you anymore, is it really a healthy relationship to stay in? Throw kids into the mix and they grow up seeing their dad repulsed by his wife.

You've been pretty up front about divorcing for many other things just as menial.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
I mean, it's not unattainable to want someone who would take care of themselves even after kids.
There's getting chubbier and then there's getting fat. If she's getting fat, that's not a healthy pregnancy, anyway.
I got fat because I had an unhealthy relationship with food after pregnancy. I accepted I had a problem and changed it.
True. But as long as she didn't get fat to the point where it made her disabled or something, I don't think I'd care. I'd want her to be healthy though. But even being like 35% bodyfat as a woman doesn't mean increased mortality so...not really that important. Plus if she mothered my kids, I'd remain loyal even if she became grotesque. I'd figure something out for boning her.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
hyperemesis Gravidarum
Sounds like a Harry Potter spell
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post 1610382821 07-12-2020, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted By trancecel⏩
True. But as long as she didn't get fat to the point where it made her disabled or something, I don't think I'd care. I'd want her to be healthy though. But even being like 35% bodyfat as a woman doesn't mean increased mortality so...not really that important. Plus if she mothered my kids, I'd remain loyal even if she became grotesque. I'd figure something out for boning her.
Okay, that's a different case. When I think "fat", I think like... Obese, McDonalds stuffing and generally bad eating habits that the kids also fall into.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Are you really willing to lose half your assets, your house, your kids and your dog to divorce her because she is fat?
Yes.
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Sounds like a Harry Potter spell
Basically is.
It's like one day you wake up with a curse where everything makes you sick.
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Yeah I would only wear my pussy on his head mate
srs in other cultures women want to be the inferior one in the relationship. it's not a bad thing. over here it's like... always competing to be the alpha in the relationship. i've had like 4 girlfriends overseas. 1 viet, 1 thai, 2 japanese, and 2 over here. all asian cuz im asian and prefer it, so it's not really a race thing it's more culture over here. the girls i dated overseas are always about the guy first. cause that's the culture for females there, females in relationships are the caretakers of the man and the kids, that's what they want to do. there's that hierarchy in the relationship. they never complain. but the girls here it's like always about them ffs, then ur always being judged and compared to other guys no loyalty, ohhh ****in loordd... the girl and guy always competing for who is the alpha. i mean there's being playful which is good, and then there's being a bitch. i guess it's guys fault, putting pussy on the pedestal women can get any guy they want here monkey branch anytime they want.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
At the same time, if she's fat and not attractive to you anymore, is it really a healthy relationship to stay in? Throw kids into the mix and they grow up seeing their dad repulsed by his wife.

You've been pretty up front about divorcing for many other things just as menial.
Being physically repulsed and mentally repulsed are not the same thing. When you love someone, you really do whatever gymnastics you need to in order to make them happy. It would be hard to imagine fking anyone other than the mother of my kids. I mean look, everyone grows old. What are people supposed to do when they are 60? No 60 year old looks "attractive", but the sex shouldn't stop. If you love someone, you can accept it's better than masturbating at least.
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Originally Posted By trancecel⏩
Being physically repulsed and mentally repulsed are not the same thing. When you love someone, you really do whatever gymnastics you need to in order to make them happy. It would be hard to imagine fking anyone other than the mother of my kids. I mean look, everyone grows old. What are people supposed to do when they are 60? No 60 year old looks "attractive", but the sex shouldn't stop. If you love someone, you can accept it's better than masturbating at least.
Like I said above, I thought we were saying fat like... Grotesquely so.
No idea why my mind just went there.
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Like I said above, I thought we were saying fat like... Grotesquely so.
No idea why my mind just went there.
Even if she got that way, I wouldn't ditch her. I'd help her out of it or honor my oath. Life happens. People get handicapped, burned, cancer, etc. You can't just ditch the mother of your children.

That is why it is so important to really only marry the right person. In my eyes, til death do us part means something. It's a serious pledge -- especially when a guy has to put up half his chit. If I really love someone enough to marry them, I'm in for life. The only thing that would void that is if she didn't hold to the same standard and became disloyal.
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Easy to say now. Once your actual money and actual kids are at stake I’m not so sure.
Im not a materialistic person. Would rather be happy and free than married to someone that doesnt value me enough to not stuff her face with food 24/7. My wife being fat as fuk is only the tip of the iceberg, what its underneath would worry me more. The disrespect... the lack of care for what i want/need.

My hypothetical wife would know me enough to know that too. The key IMO is to stay sharp and attractive myself, to keep her both attracted and aware at the same time that i have no problems walking out of something that isnt making me happy.

When any of the two get too comfortable in a relationship, **** goes downhill.
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