Originally Posted By Kiop⏩

as if you are not
a barrel of oil yourself
fukin lol u cant post a near body pic
just a pic taken from a magnified lens u stupid fat shaming hippo
cant negg u more, lol at your username fakeyourass...****grot

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*

I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola

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