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post 1621113821 11-01-2020, 08:57 PM
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Bumping thread for the North American evening crew.
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Mirin Russia street view. srs.

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post 1621119701 11-01-2020, 10:21 PM
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[QUOTE=WantToBeLeaf post_id=1621115511]Mirin Russia street view. srs.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/Y4YFthE.mg][/QUOTE][QUOTE=LooksMaximus post_id=1621113821]Bumping thread for the North American evening crew.[/QUOTE]Thanks brahs. LM got you off RC brah, you're on my reps for life list anyway.
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Sickest kunt srs
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Originally Posted By capowt
Sickest kunt srs
Thanks brah, srs.
post 1621129801 11-02-2020, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted By LooksMaximus
LOL'd @

sniffing hard the pungent smellz of tier-1 sloots

colossi mogmaxxers holding up the building

City's monumental and looks deserted in the second vid. How's the winter? -30 all season? I definitely have a strong preference for something small and cozy like Krakow or Prague.

As for your comments on jestermaxxing vs whoremaxxing. For me whoremaxxing isn't just about cooming/banging 9s (let alone slump-busters). It's about completely rejecting the blue-pilled, gynocentric modern world.
Also LOL'd and the catching a whiff of the sloots passing by.

Quality content brah

Next time you should approach the Asian hbb's with a sleazy observation srs
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Originally Posted By CopeFear
Also LOL'd and the catching a whiff of the sloots passing by.

Quality content brah

Next time you should approach the Asian hbb's with a sleazy observation srs
Damn finally brah, I was beginning to think I was on your ignore list.

For your time, enjoy this Kazakh dime:


This bish is a supposedly famous singer so not sure how she has so few followers because apparently this is her real IG.
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solid thread/ original content... deserves more love.

I might have missed it-- but how long you been there? are you teaching english or something similar? have you made mostly expat friends or have you been integrated into russian circles? what's your living situation like?
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
Damn finally brah, I was beginning to think I was on your ignore list.

For your time, enjoy this Kazakh dime:


This bish is a supposedly famous singer so not sure how she has so few followers because apparently this is her real IG.
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

Wood larp as a human bidet for her srs

Edit: is this her real account?

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post 1621130381 11-02-2020, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

Wood larp as a human bidet for her srs

Edit: is this her real account?

Seems far more likely. Mirin' that you sniffed that out in under 5 minutes brah srs. I wonder how these bishes would respond to the King of Degenmaxxers. I'm sure it's just a matter of bargaining. In ***** about 75% of the portapotties you see walking around come straight from Russia so I bet it wouldn't be that difficult.
Originally Posted By karseet
solid thread/ original content... deserves more love.

I might have missed it-- but how long you been there? are you teaching english or something similar? have you made mostly expat friends or have you been integrated into russian circles? what's your living situation like?
lol @ english-teachercels srs. would phuckin blow my brains out if I had that job long term-- it's unglorified babysitting and anyone who tells you otherwise is 10000% bullchitting you. Parents here all think their kids are just angels so if they are little kunts and you kick them out of the class, you better be ready for Olga to come kick in the door and go tiger mom on your azz. Plus you're an English teacher and not a real teacher so it's basically just camp for little rich kids. That's what I hear anyway, the conditions of my parole disallow me from having a role of responsibility over children (not srs).

I did freelance teaching with adults on the side to make some spare money a few years back and will never ever do even that again because it's just life-denying as phuck. I understand people who are travelmaxxing and just need a job so they can get a visa but to try to have it be your primary source of income is just nightmarish imo.

I've been here since before the Trump drama boyo, I had a front-row seat to all the Russia/America beef I came right before Crimea "rejoined" Russia. Remember being in a bar in Vilnius, Lithuania on election day and loling hard when Trump won. Had a shot to celebrate my successful hacking of the election.

As for friends, I have a really small social circle man that's actually why I made an account here finally because I am so starved for English-language brahs-- for the first few years, yeah I only hung out with expats just because it was kind of hard to make friends here. First of all, language barrier was a big thing, I would not have called myself "fluent" in Russian until I was here about 2-3 years. It's a tier 1 difficult language for foreigners imo. Nowadays though, yeah I have mostly Russian friends. Almost all foreigners have left the country by now because Russia has basically been slowly kicking everyone out who doesn't have actual legal documents for being here due to all this COVID bullchit. I have a green card though so I'm good (as a "highly skilled foreign specialist" because I work in IT, basically the equivalent to a H1-B visa in the US).

As for living conditions, I live in a little 1BR flat that's actually pretty poverty tbh. It's kind of a long story, but I ended up needing to find a place with the quickness about a year and a half ago and then all the COVID bullchit happened so I've just been rotting ever since. My former flat (the one from which I had to flee) got sold while I was living there-- scumbag owner-- but it was right on that main road Nevsky I was showing in the video. Cost about $750/mo and was 80 sq meters. It's cheap here brah.

Sorry for the novel.
post 1621131151 11-02-2020, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
Seems far more likely. Mirin' that you sniffed that out in under 5 minutes brah srs. I wonder how these bishes would respond to the King of Degenmaxxers. I'm sure it's just a matter of bargaining. In ***** about 75% of the portapotties you see walking around come straight from Russia so I bet it wouldn't be that difficult.
The fetishes that make CopeFear tick arent every sloots cup of tea.

Which is why whoremaxxing is king. I don't have to explain myself, the money does the talking for me.
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post 1621132811 11-02-2020, 04:35 AM
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Never heard phrases like manlet, baldcel, cucked, etc actually spoken.

Sounds hilarious and insanely autistic at the same time. Nice.

Gonna be in Russia for the first half of 2021 most likely, glad you're enjoying it. What do you do there?
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post 1621133041 11-02-2020, 04:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
just watched the video

bro i think we have the same taste, tall sloots either blonde or brunette hnnggg

the hnngg that stuck out to me was the one on the left side of the peugeot coffee shop, you just saw her for a split sec tho


great videos all in all, couldn't wait until the evening to watch LOL

seems like a great place to be brah srs

as for ukraine hating on russcels: i was in ukraine this year and i used the little russian i know to talk to them cuz i thought it's 1:1 same language, no1 ever responded weirdly to anything LMAO like i walked in stores and sait privet n chit ahahahahahah

don't think they actually care that much except when u walk into some ultras



fuark bro great video srs, miring your sniffing and LOL @ your reaction when you see hot sloots, it sounds like you're really loud with the UGHH
also i think you are just like me ,when outside with friends you always say "uff look at her" "uff did u see that" "uff bro look at the left" etc when seeing HBB's

some low test soyboys act like im the biggest weirdo when doing that smfh
Yeah bro I call them out when I see them irl for sure. Like I said in the videos, Russia not a completely uncucked country, but you can definitely be a man and not be ashamed of wanting to dive face first into the pelvic jungle of a beautiful sloot. Love that about this place. I've noticed in the west, male sexuality is completely policed in cases except the homosex. So if a bish sees Chad and reacts-- YOU GO GURL, BUT OMG YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HIM!!!!1 If a twink sees Chad and reacts-- OMG BORN THIS WAY!!!!1 If Chad sees Stacy and reacts though-- OMG STOP OBJECTIFIYING HER!!!11!! SHE'S NOT MEAT YOU ANIMAL!!!!1

Guys here are unabashed hounds though, and honestly the ability to openly be a dude is one of the most life-affirming things about living here.
post 1621133331 11-02-2020, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
wow man sounds amazing honestly
i think also one problem of me was (and still is but i'm working things out) that legit male sexuality gets shut down so hard
smh it's ok now cuz im a semichad but when i was younger, i was a fat loser kid srs it was horrible

hopefully this cuck corona stuff dissapears expeditiously and then i will book my flight to mother russia asap (aka for end of may/start of june 2021)
Yeah male vanity isn't really frowned upon here like it is in the US at least. Maybe it's a European thing, but dudes in my gym will stand butt naked in front of the mirror with the hairdryer and slowly cover their entire body while making intense eye contact with themselves in the mirror. Kind of unsettling because to me it looks ghey as phuck. Never seen some many men apply creams and chit to their faces like Patrick Bateman.

In the banya too, there are certain banyas that are like "sex banyas" so the chick working the counter will like ask "oh do you need anything to go with the banya? Some beers? Some food? Some girls?" and there's no stigma to saying, yes to all three. (ded srs that is an exact quote from one). Sometimes they dress it up as a "massage" like a rub and tug place, but I was in place offering "massages" and could audibly hear a bish getting pounded hard somewhere in the complex, was loling with the counter girl about it.
post 1621133621 11-02-2020, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Rajc
loool wtf that sounds awesome, how much? SRS
For a banya/sloot session? Oh dude, the place I like costs about 1500 rubles/hr ($18) for the banya and the sloot will run you about 2500 rubles/hr ($30). Those chicks tend to be usually a bit more average though tbh. You can just go to the VIP brothel and have the sultan experience where you pick the bish from a line-up (jfl) for 3500 rubles/hr ($40) or have two chicks at the same time for about 7500 rubles ($100). That basically includes 5-10 minutes of their fake massage and then you know, 50 minutes of phucking.
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It's actually some good footage, made me laughing hearing the misc lingo
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Originally Posted By Rajc
abooo bro wtf can you also make them feed you some arbuz? hnngg FUARK

broo i need to find a way to come over right now LOL
lmfaooooo. Yes you can absolutely make them feed you arbuz. Frankly that's probably going to be the least degrading part of the sloot's week. I always phuck right up until the last minute because I paid for that time, so I'll sometimes stop mid-session and have them get back to massaging while I cool off a bit lol.
Originally Posted By JayJ350
It's actually some good footage, made me laughing hearing the misc lingo
Thanks brah.
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In 4 later
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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Lol nice vid, bro you randomly sound like one of my friends lmao srs.

Also, loved you in the movies Saving Ryan's Private, Fap Away, and Da Vinci Load.

Keep hustlin cuz.
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro
Lol nice vid, bro you randomly sound like one of my friends lmao srs.

Also, loved you in the movies Saving Ryan's Private, Fap Away, and Da Vinci Load.

Keep hustlin cuz.
Thanks for the positivity bro gotta Keep the Misc Great 2020.

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Just finished all the vids. GOAT-tier content srs. I could def see this being some type of continuous series
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah
Just finished all the vids. GOAT-tier content srs. I could def see this being some type of continuous series
Holy phuck is there any place on the internet cooler than the phucking misc? Absolutely exalted levels of positivity ITT.
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OG content always gets my reps.



Damn, on spread it seems.
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
Seems far more likely. Mirin' that you sniffed that out in under 5 minutes brah srs. I wonder how these bishes would respond to the King of Degenmaxxers. I'm sure it's just a matter of bargaining. In ***** about 75% of the portapotties you see walking around come straight from Russia so I bet it wouldn't be that difficult.



lol @ english-teachercels srs. would phuckin blow my brains out if I had that job long term-- it's unglorified babysitting and anyone who tells you otherwise is 10000% bullchitting you. Parents here all think their kids are just angels so if they are little kunts and you kick them out of the class, you better be ready for Olga to come kick in the door and go tiger mom on your azz. Plus you're an English teacher and not a real teacher so it's basically just camp for little rich kids. That's what I hear anyway, the conditions of my parole disallow me from having a role of responsibility over children (not srs).

I did freelance teaching with adults on the side to make some spare money a few years back and will never ever do even that again because it's just life-denying as phuck. I understand people who are travelmaxxing and just need a job so they can get a visa but to try to have it be your primary source of income is just nightmarish imo.

I've been here since before the Trump drama boyo, I had a front-row seat to all the Russia/America beef I came right before Crimea "rejoined" Russia. Remember being in a bar in Vilnius, Lithuania on election day and loling hard when Trump won. Had a shot to celebrate my successful hacking of the election.

As for friends, I have a really small social circle man that's actually why I made an account here finally because I am so starved for English-language brahs-- for the first few years, yeah I only hung out with expats just because it was kind of hard to make friends here. First of all, language barrier was a big thing, I would not have called myself "fluent" in Russian until I was here about 2-3 years. It's a tier 1 difficult language for foreigners imo. Nowadays though, yeah I have mostly Russian friends. Almost all foreigners have left the country by now because Russia has basically been slowly kicking everyone out who doesn't have actual legal documents for being here due to all this COVID bullchit. I have a green card though so I'm good (as a "highly skilled foreign specialist" because I work in IT, basically the equivalent to a H1-B visa in the US).

As for living conditions, I live in a little 1BR flat that's actually pretty poverty tbh. It's kind of a long story, but I ended up needing to find a place with the quickness about a year and a half ago and then all the COVID bullchit happened so I've just been rotting ever since. My former flat (the one from which I had to flee) got sold while I was living there-- scumbag owner-- but it was right on that main road Nevsky I was showing in the video. Cost about $750/mo and was 80 sq meters. It's cheap here brah.

Sorry for the novel.
madness. I ASKED for a novel my dude and you delivered big time. thanks so much for taking the time to answer for including all that detail... super fascinating stuff!
ayy
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit
You look like a young version of this actor btw (he was in Red Sparrow, hnnng movie w/Jennifer Lawrence):

FYI: literally every girl in Belgium creams her pants for this guy, ded srs
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Originally Posted By TokenV
FYI: literally every girl in Belgium creams her pants for this guy, ded srs
inb4 TW takes a vacation to belgium
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Originally Posted By TomWanks
0:26 Hutrapper shoutout e]
Couldn't hear a thing.

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