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» Just fished another man's baby yoghurt out of a girl
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post 1627650753 01-06-2021, 10:13 AM
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she would have had to have been fukked within the hour pretty much

i creampied my gal 3 times yesterday and none of my residual was in there during the subsequent railings (and i eat a lot of oysters hehe)
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1627650763 01-06-2021, 10:13 AM
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This is why I misc.
post 1627651213 01-06-2021, 10:16 AM
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please tell me this is a troll thread... opie ya dun gooft lmao.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo miscers' gon misc. literally cucked himself.
post 1627651273 01-06-2021, 10:18 AM
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If you're done with her then you might as well post a body pic of her
post 1627651453 01-06-2021, 10:20 AM
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Maybe she has a perforated diaphragm and she simultaneously sneezed and farted and accidentally blew snot out of her hatchet wound
post 1627651783 01-06-2021, 10:23 AM
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LMFAO OP you fking retard hahahahha

this is like a classic misc thread I love it
post 1627651983 01-06-2021, 10:24 AM
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Miscer finally convinces a woman to take his virginity but then does some chit like this
post 1627652303 01-06-2021, 10:26 AM
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This thread is why I misc mayne lol. don’t know if OP dun goofed or if he had a legit reason to run.
post 1627652333 01-06-2021, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Phobaphobia
If you're done with her then you might as well post a body pic of her
Pretty sure this x1000

I'd put my money on OP goofing. Women are denigrated beyond belief on this forum, OP was too afraid of getting cucked to be clearheaded about his situation. So it goes.
post 1627652363 01-06-2021, 10:27 AM
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OP became the cumburglar lmao.
post 1627653253 01-06-2021, 10:32 AM
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That poor girl is probably going to be so self conscious about her bodily fluids going forward with the next dude. Good job OP lmao.
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post 1627653313 01-06-2021, 10:33 AM
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Lmao. OP is a ****n autist.

Bitch was hot and ready, the best kind, and u passed it up cuz ur some insecure little bitch. She ain't yo GF, she can fuk who she wants, u twat.
King MANLET the 3rd
post 1627653403 01-06-2021, 10:34 AM
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The sticky ovulation stuff is actually awesome when pounding.
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post 1627655113 01-06-2021, 10:49 AM
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Well that's enough misc for today.

*sigh*
National Level Competitor (Female BB)
post 1627655203 01-06-2021, 10:50 AM
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why didn't you just PIITB?
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
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post 1627658413 01-06-2021, 11:20 AM
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what a way to out yourself as a virgin...lmfao
post 1627658843 01-06-2021, 11:23 AM
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Lol @ not strapping on a condom to ****
post 1627659783 01-06-2021, 11:32 AM
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Came in here to LMFAO @ op again.

Fuking miscers man I swear lololol
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post 1627659923 01-06-2021, 11:32 AM
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This is what happens when autists get laid.
Never take it personal, even when it is.

HTC
post 1627660103 01-06-2021, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
You might have goofed. Did it smell like cum? It probably was just vaginal mucus dude. Semen doesn't last that long in a white color -- it becomes clear. If she was walking around and chit, it would have been absorbed. Unless she is a super hoe and literally just got done fuking a guy like 10 mins before you...
lmfaoooo when the resident misc incel knows more about smashing chicks than OP
"So t
post 1627660583 01-06-2021, 11:37 AM
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That's what happens when ya take misc blackpill memes too seriously
post 1627660623 01-06-2021, 11:37 AM
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ITT: OP never made a grill squirt b4. Fkn lmao
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1627660693 01-06-2021, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Zackad
lmfaoooo when the resident misc incel knows more about smashing chicks than OP
You know you dun goof'd

looking forward to OP's response
post 1627661983 01-06-2021, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol
lmaooo
filipinos are the easiest sloots man, sorry to say. Like literally.. they wont even tell you they have a bf or are married
white cawk is literally their kryptonite. they'll show you off to their friends and family like you are a trophy
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post 1627662013 01-06-2021, 11:48 AM
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you did the right thing op
see sig
post 1627711323 01-06-2021, 05:42 PM
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Lol
****Bringing sixy back in 2019****
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post 1627712043 01-06-2021, 05:49 PM
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this is the funniest thread in a longgg time on the misc.
post 1627713123 01-06-2021, 05:58 PM
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LOL, OP, where are you?

Best thread so far 2020. Girl was literally creaming for you, but you tied your shoes and left out the door, LMFAO
post 1627713413 01-06-2021, 06:00 PM
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Is this real life?
post 1627713853 01-06-2021, 06:04 PM
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My soul hurts for OP.
You dun goofed man. Way to blow that opportunity
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