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Thread: Why I Suck At Sex So Much? (Srs)

post 1628734583 01-15-2021, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
ignore them bby. especially this one. he just got out of the red by the grace of God.
Jesus fukkin cringeeeeee

I never neg but I have to neg this degenerate loser behaviour

She’s 50+ you absolute failure of a man
post 1628734613 01-15-2021, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
It’s nothing personal granny, but if you think you’re as tight as a 20something girl then you are as delusional as the simp above who thinks he’s gonna get a piece of you for defending your honour on an Internet forum lol
of course shes delusional, shes a 52 year old grandma bragging on an archaic text based forum about how if she rides men they cant resist cumming prematurely. lmao only the bottom 1% most degenerate of grandmas behaves like that

us experienced men know that old geriatric pussy is rank and low tier, then she proceeds to brag about how tight her ancient geriatric pussy is, that chit was getting stretched out in the Reagan administration.
post 1628734663 01-15-2021, 11:27 PM
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3 pages and no one suggested he try men yet. I am disappoint.
post 1628734683 01-15-2021, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
Jesus fukkin cringeeeeee

I never neg but I have to neg this degenerate loser behaviour

She’s 50+ you absolute failure of a man
neg away dumb dumb
Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
of course shes delusional, shes a 52 year old grandma bragging on an archaic text based forum about how if she rides men they cant resist cumming prematurely. lmao only the bottom 1% most degenerate of grandmas behaves like that
what's your BMI? srs.
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post 1628734763 01-15-2021, 11:28 PM
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How did you get a woman back to the cave? Did you club her over the head with a stick or a large rock?
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1628734783 01-15-2021, 11:29 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
30 is "older", youre a geriatric
I love you because you totally crack me up. Never change.
Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
It’s nothing personal granny, but if you think you’re as tight as a 20something girl then you are as delusional as the simp above who thinks he’s gonna get a piece of you for defending your honour on an Internet forum lol
Where did I say that...oh I didn't. I could make you cum within 3 seconds so stop talking...
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post 1628734873 01-15-2021, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
What position do you start with? Some guys can last longer in different positions srs.

If I start on top you're done. You're welcome.

Srs though keep at it. You're fine.
This I last forever in doggie but cowgirl/mish i can't last worth ****.
post 1628734973 01-15-2021, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I love you because you totally crack me up. Never change.



Where did I say that...oh I didn't. I could make you cum within 3 seconds so stop talking...
You’d make me leave 3 seconds after pulling down your parachute panties for sure, cum? not so much
post 1628734983 01-15-2021, 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
neg away dumb dumb

what's your BMI? srs.
24.5 a little on the high end due to my muscle density
post 1628735083 01-15-2021, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
You’d make me leave 3 seconds after pulling down your parachute panties for sure, cum? not so much
Liar but thanks for playing.
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post 1628735153 01-15-2021, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Here is a go to technique I developed long ago when I felt like I busted too fast back in my teens/early 20's.

I'm not sure how to explain it, but do you (or anyone else) know how to force blood into their face? Like strain their faces until it turns red... like kinda tighten up your lungs or some chit and force pressure into the face.

If I ever feel like I'm gonna coom, I do that and it takes the feeling away completely. I just don't know how to explain in an easy to understand way. It's like trying to explain to someone how to whistle.


Careful tho, go too hard and it'll make you light headed AF.




Exact opposite for me. Girl on top was always the safest position. It's doggy that used to slay me erry time.

Honestly OP just get more smashes in if you can. A huge part of lasting is just the mental aspect of it. The fear of cooming too fast makes you overthink it.. and then coom too fast.
I could last forever and I could almost control if I wanted to nut yet or not and then came a pergo scare. Since then I would cum too fast till recently finally it’s getting better.

a lot of it is mental...

Also your chick may not be too wet. That’ll make you nut faster. Some foreplay beforehand will be good for her and you (I know I rush it sometimes also haha)
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post 1628735193 01-15-2021, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
What position do you start with? Some guys can last longer in different positions srs.

If I start on top you're done. You're welcome.

Srs though keep at it. You're fine.
Do you even know how many miscers cummed reading that? Lmao
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post 1628735273 01-15-2021, 11:40 PM
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Sometimes I just go to Nick's profile to look at his picture as a kid while thinking about all the threads he makes and I just laugh and laugh

post 1628735343 01-15-2021, 11:42 PM
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Originally Posted By wutevs⏩
Sometimes I just go to Nick's profile to look at his picture as a kid while thinking about all the threads he makes and I just laugh and laugh

early contender for post of the year.

PS: dont you have a steamer to drop?
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post 1628735423 01-15-2021, 11:44 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingBB⏩
Do you even know how many miscers cummed reading that? Lmao
Do you think she can still get preggers if she receives the creampie?
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1628735483 01-15-2021, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Liar but thanks for playing.
Sorry shall we play cribbage seeing as that would have been a popular game during your 20s
post 1628735523 01-15-2021, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By TryingBB⏩
Do you even know how many miscers cummed reading that? Lmao
No I'm too old so what I say doesn't count. I'm totally right though...
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post 1628735733 01-15-2021, 11:50 PM
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It's you're you dumb ****.

As in YOU ARE.

Learn English or STFU.
I have sampled every language and French is my favorite to curse in.

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post 1628735793 01-15-2021, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By MiniManletBrah⏩
Sorry shall we play cribbage seeing as that would have been a popular game during your 20s
Cribbage, yeah we all played but pitch was my thing at that time.
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post 1628735883 01-15-2021, 11:53 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Cribbage, yeah we all played but pitch was my thing at that time.
Oh so you had a dink back then

Lol @ the dude above simping on a post op tranny granny
post 1628735913 01-15-2021, 11:54 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Cribbage, yeah we all played but pitch was my thing at that time.
You were rolling a hoop down the street with a stick
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20

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post 1628735963 01-15-2021, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
It's you're you dumb ****.

As in YOU ARE.

Learn English or STFU.
Your an idiot
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
Do you think she can still get preggers if she receives the creampie?
Who the fuk is trying to get anyone preggo? That card was shredded before the game begun. It’s 2021 bro wake the fuk up
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
No I'm too old so what I say doesn't count. I'm totally right though...
Too old for what?

haha I believe you tho. Some girls got them skills...Someone will have to come forward as a living proof tho
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Originally Posted By wutevs⏩
Sometimes I just go to Nick's profile to look at his picture as a kid while thinking about all the threads he makes and I just laugh and laugh

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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
Then your girl opens her eyes and looks up at your face and your all like



Just trying not to bust bb.
It's funny cuz it's literally true.

But it works !
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
I almost want to send you a nude...to tell me how droopy I am.
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
It's funny cuz it's literally true.

But it works !



simp detected


this is what youre simping for


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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
simp detected


this is what youre simping for
Stop posting my comp pics to ruin this thread. That's a one day look...not anything what I look like at all...

Come on help the OP.
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Stop posting my comp pics to ruin this thread. That's a one day look...not anything what I look like at all...

Come on help the OP.
You look like Pee Wee Herman had a love child with Tinkerbell
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
If I start on top you're done. You're welcome.
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