looooool

i dont really have any crazy ones

one time i was at Early Mercy and this rocket Western University grad came up to me and asked if i wanted to do pepsi with her in the bathroom

they have individual unisex bathrooms but the bouncer wouldnt let us go into one together so we had to go into our own

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then 20 seconds later she just walks into my bathroom and we do pepsi for 15 mins and talk about the toronto maple leafs and makeout

good times

Strong response from the same person who says mental health medication should be avoided outside of the most extreme scenarios.

But I’ve never had any trouble with the Pepsi unlike with certain medications so maybe you’re right?

Not Pepsi, but booze.

Out with my girl one night and we were at the pub right across from her place. Got completely smashed since a friend was doing shots which always sends me over the edge. She went home early and I stayed, started getting way too yucky. Thankfully I managed to stagger back to her condo, but was so hammered I tried to pass out but had to pee. You know where this is going.

Thought I was in the bathroom and couldn't stand (apparently I was ranting as well) and turns out I was in the living room peeing all over the carpet. And her, because we were sleeping in the living room on an air mattress. Because her parents were in the bedroom having come to stay with us that weekend. Small one bedroom condo. So they heard and watched as I drunkenly peed all over their daughters' condo. Then passed out.

I woke up and the place was silent, they had obviously cleaned up as much as they could. It was so humilating I went down to the parking garage and went back to sleep in my car so I didn't have to face anyone, of course I felt like hell as well. Shakes all day, probably alcohol poisoning. Once I'd confirmed her parents had left I went back upstairs but we didn't really talk about it. Stopped drinking for three months after that.