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If you can't deadlift over 600, are you even a man?
03-04-2021, 02:51 PM
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#61
Originally Posted By Bromance⏩
A couple girls on Tinder have asked me how much I squat, so there's that.Honestly this. The only people that care about your lifts are other dudes... and by other dudes I mean closeted homos that are probably meat gazing in the locker room. So good work impressing them.
I know girls don't care. This joke thread really rustled some jimmies. When I'm out having drinks and dudes try to talk to me about lifting, I just super seriously tell them I don't lift. The look on their faces is hilarious. I'm not talking about that **** in social settings, gtfo my face.
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 02:55 PM
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03-04-2021, 02:57 PM
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#63
Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
In a straight line to ur fukn chin, bro.Lol @ ****s who think they are tough because they lift a lot.
I bet you don't even know how to throw a punch lol
I bet you don't even know how to throw a punch lol
Originally Posted By DoctorJihad⏩
Less of one, no doubt. Embarrassing I got to within 4 lbs, for sure. Same with benching 446 and not 451. Like wtf.If you can't deadlift over 700 are you even a man?
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 02:58 PM
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03-04-2021, 03:02 PM
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#65
Originally Posted By Kratos89⏩
I'd be surprised if your beta ass could throw a straight punch. I can say this with certainty because you actually think lifting a lot = being a man lol.In a straight line to ur fukn chin, bro.
03-04-2021, 03:04 PM
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#66
Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
I think rustling jimmies on the Misc is a decent way to pass time, that's for sure.I'd be surprised if your beta ass could throw a straight punch. I can say this with certainty because you actually think lifting a lot = being a man lol.
I had my buddy's coach who he used to work with 1 on 1 show me how to throw a 1-2 on the mitts, but I definitely can't fight for ****.
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By fox994⏩
Thankfully you can design and build yourself an exoskeleton. Mech eng deadlift master race.Can confirm haven't been able to deadlift chit since back surgery, test levels prob dropped 90%.
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 03:10 PM
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there are also dink size requirements for being a male, if you don't have at least 8.7 inches, you're officially a dinklet
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03-04-2021, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
Big sub-600 deadlift energy.there are also dink size requirements for being a male, if you don't have at least 8.7 inches, you're officially a dinklet
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My girth definitely isn't 8.7 inches. feelsbadman.jpg
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 04:26 PM
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03-04-2021, 04:32 PM
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03-04-2021, 04:42 PM
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03-04-2021, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
One of the easiest ways to tell if someone doesn't fight is if they make the argument "YoU caN't PuNCh bro". Being 2 times stronger than the other guy helps significantly when clinching and grappling.Lol @ ****s who think they are tough because they lift a lot.
I bet you don't even know how to throw a punch lol
I bet you don't even know how to throw a punch lol
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03-04-2021, 04:45 PM
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Go fuk urself OP. I'm only 5'10" 170. I ain't aiming to pull 600 ever with my frame. Literally no point in getting to it. I'm at 445 now. And I sure as chit ain't gonna become a bloatlord like most of you.
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03-04-2021, 04:45 PM
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03-04-2021, 04:52 PM
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Strong AF OP
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03-04-2021, 05:09 PM
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Best deadlift ever was 525x1
Right now, im not sure i can even do 400 with my ****ing golfers elbow. Any exercise that requires grip strength is incredibly painful
Right now, im not sure i can even do 400 with my ****ing golfers elbow. Any exercise that requires grip strength is incredibly painful
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03-04-2021, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩
People that know how to actually fight understand that you don't give them a chance to fight backOne of the easiest ways to tell if someone doesn't fight is if they make the argument "YoU caN't PuNCh bro". Being 2 times stronger than the other guy helps significantly when clinching and grappling.
"Grappling" doesn't happen
That's why any time you see a trained fighter attack a normal civilian it ends in a few seconds; that tour never started
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03-04-2021, 05:12 PM
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OP is on a rustling spree lately. I mean both threads are wrong, but the entertainment is great.
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03-04-2021, 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Kratos89⏩
Yeah I don't deadlift 600, and I'm not afraid to admit thatBig sub-600 deadlift energy.
My girth definitely isn't 8.7 inches. feelsbadman.jpg
My girth definitely isn't 8.7 inches. feelsbadman.jpg

And I'm on gear too, might as well just kms
03-04-2021, 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted By BulkingIsHard⏩
Lol. Anybody who has actually trained in an MMA school knows EXACTLY what i'm talking about.One of the easiest ways to tell if someone doesn't fight is if they make the argument "YoU caN't PuNCh bro". Being 2 times stronger than the other guy helps significantly when clinching and grappling.
Why? Because there are tons of bigger guys who give it a shot, and if they have no prior training, they literally don't know how to punch.
03-04-2021, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted By rgnx⏩
if thatβs the case why has no fighter stepped into the ring with Phil HeathLol. Anybody who has actually trained in an MMA school knows EXACTLY what i'm talking about.
Why? Because there are tons of bigger guys who give it a shot, and if they have no prior training, they literally don't know how to punch.
Why? Because there are tons of bigger guys who give it a shot, and if they have no prior training, they literally don't know how to punch.
03-04-2021, 05:28 PM
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03-04-2021, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩
Other way around. Phil Health wouldn't step in there with a trained fighter, period.if thatβs the case why has no fighter stepped into the ring with Phil Heath
Phil Health wouldn't land a single punch on a trained boxer with good defense.
1) Phil is 100% far too slow
2) Phil most likely doesn't know how to throw a punch
03-04-2021, 05:32 PM
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Beauty! You're a large man.no e-stats:
Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
Thanks brah.Strong AF OP
Originally Posted By tnel00⏩
Heal up and get back to it. All is not lost.Best deadlift ever was 525x1
Right now, im not sure i can even do 400 with my ****ing golfers elbow. Any exercise that requires grip strength is incredibly painful
Right now, im not sure i can even do 400 with my ****ing golfers elbow. Any exercise that requires grip strength is incredibly painful
Originally Posted By Kawhilights⏩
How else do you return to the Misc after almost a decade?OP is on a rustling spree lately. I mean both threads are wrong, but the entertainment is great.
Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
Bro wtf. Do you even try in the gym?Yeah I don't deadlift 600, and I'm not afraid to admit that
And I'm on gear too, might as well just kms

And I'm on gear too, might as well just kms
Originally Posted By WeBoutDat⏩
Proper technique and weights that aren't too heavy are the key.405 for 2 reps here and feels like my tailbone is separating from my spine in the process....feelsbadman.
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 05:35 PM
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I'm gonna keep stealing this guy's videos to fraud with.
Couldn't even do 7 plates for 2, had to stop 10 lbs shy. Should probably just kms.
Couldn't even do 7 plates for 2, had to stop 10 lbs shy. Should probably just kms.
PRs:
Squat: 672 lbs
Bench Press: 446 lbs
Deadlift: 696 lbs
Press: 265 lbs
03-04-2021, 05:38 PM
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03-04-2021, 05:38 PM
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03-04-2021, 05:40 PM
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I was on a bike and only maxed at 560...da fuk
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03-04-2021, 05:41 PM
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600? Breh... the vast majority of untrained men wouldn't even be able to pull 315 off the floor for a single sloppy rep if their lives depended on it.
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