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Thread: If you have to get shot, where do you take the bullet?

post 1633574413 03-12-2021, 07:18 AM
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probably Canada...free healthcare
Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit softly.
post 1633574513 03-12-2021, 07:20 AM
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My small toe. Left foot.
post 1633574553 03-12-2021, 07:21 AM
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through my cheek from the inside like Fight Club
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post 1633574833 03-12-2021, 07:26 AM
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Armpit hair
post 1633575863 03-12-2021, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
Fleshy part of the thigh...

- Bobby B.
came in looking for this
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post 1633577993 03-12-2021, 08:09 AM
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In the calf. I don’t think there’s anyone out there accurate enough to hit these toothpicks though.
post 1633579373 03-12-2021, 08:32 AM
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Obviously your ass


but lol at some of the cheeky responses itt
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1633596423 03-12-2021, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩
You failed to specify what caliber of round. I’ll take my chances with a foot.
.22 to the gut or .50 to the knee, which do you pick?
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post 1633596833 03-12-2021, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By topperstyle⏩
Inb4 shattered pelvis and severed sciatic nerve
in your ass from the side. all meat baby. maybe sciatic nerve but better than an artery right?
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post 1633599083 03-12-2021, 12:38 PM
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Rectum. Then I will get a quick prostate orgasm before I die
post 1633599613 03-12-2021, 12:43 PM
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Def in North Carolina so I never see that fukker again
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1633600553 03-12-2021, 12:53 PM
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the hair, dead skin anyway and i can reflect it back like pooty

post 1633600633 03-12-2021, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted By PimpMasterC⏩
Rectum. Then I will get a quick prostate orgasm before I die
yeah, plus your ******* would still be warm for a good bit after which bodes well for the rest of us miscers
post 1633601323 03-12-2021, 01:00 PM
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In the ass, just like my n**** Alonzo.
post 1633601583 03-12-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Avalanche3319⏩
.22 to the gut or .50 to the knee, which do you pick?
Shot to the gut is certain death.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
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At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1633615333 03-12-2021, 03:29 PM
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Weird thread OP.

I don't wanna.

But if I gotta, I guess a boob. Preferably a side shot missing as much muscle as possible.

Surgeons have gotten pretty good at reconstructing boobs.

Or I could just go Amazon.

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post 1633617913 03-12-2021, 04:00 PM
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From the side, right through the beard. Painless and recovery time would be as long as it takes to trim up what's left.
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post 1633623283 03-12-2021, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
Shot to the gut is certain death.
Shot to the gut is rarely fatal with most handgun calibers.

300 consecutive patients with penetrating gunshot wounds of the abdomen causing visceral or vascular injuries were treated. Resuscitative thoracotomy was required in 20 patients (6.6%), and only two survived. The most commonly injured organs were the small bowel (60%), colon (41.6%), liver (29.3%), vascular structures (24.6%), stomach (17.3%), and kidney (17.0%). The overall survival rate for the series was 88.3%; however, if only the 226 patients without vascular injuries are considered, the survival rate was 97.3%
post 1633624293 03-12-2021, 05:26 PM
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halfway between my knee and hip joints, in the middle of my thigh through the IT band or lateral quad . My quads and femur are strong enough to take it and you wont take out any motor nerves.
post 1633624793 03-12-2021, 05:36 PM
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Inside your ass
post 1633625083 03-12-2021, 05:40 PM
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post 1633625383 03-12-2021, 05:45 PM
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