That one was also dumb but not as good of a story. Was getting beat up from lifting (lifting hard, stress from work, little sleep, etc.) Fall 2019 and developed a bit of patellar tendonitis. Decided to go for a run with a buddy to mix things. Was going ok for the first mile or so, then I started to feel it more and more but figured, eh, I'm just going to ignore the pain. Eventually, my patellar tendon felt like it was about to snap. Decided to call it quits on the run then.

Basically haven't squatted or deadlifted since then. Just had surgery last week. Was supposed to be an easy enough solution, but idk how my knee is feeling rn. Will see what the doc says on Tuesday though for my followup...

Sucks bro, I wish you the best. Deadlifts suck anyway bro. Feel bad about the squats though.

My knee still hurts over ten years later from when my bro fkd mine up. I can't post pics for some reason but if you look up Mikey henderson, the wrestler not the basket ball player you can see who did it to me.


Just Googled him. That sloot Melina came up a few pictures down. I met her because of him, had her thong purposely on her hips out of her pants, hng. Her husband was an abusive pos druggie though, who would have guessed.

Thanks brah.

Chit, sorry to hear that. Hope you're not too bad off.

SAWSTOP FTW. worth it every time

On recharge bro. I'm much better off than you. Hope you heal leg broken brah.

Good to hear for your sake man. We're all gonna make it.

last November I was dealing with baby momma drama from two different women. Anyways they were making up a lot of lies about me to get my kids taken away. I lost my cool at home by myself and kicked a trashcan and broke/dislocated my big toe.

Ptellar tendonitis from squats and deadlifts? Also, why did you have surgery??

I swear this is the most priceless thread I’ve seen in here LOL!!!!!

Wish I could rep everyone I’m still laughing!


Mine was staring at some girl as I was riding an electric scooter (which already makes you look like a dweeb). I wasn’t looking in front of me and hit a fence, flew off thankfully didn’t hurt myself too bad, just a few bruises plus everyone that was waiting for a bus near the bus stop got to see it happen. The embarrassment was way worse than the injury. Girl never knew I existed.

Doing a big looping forehand tennis hit, and smacked myself in the head. That was embarrassing and smarted too.

More from the squats I think. Sumo deads + high bar really was just putting a bunch of stress on my knees. Physical therapy wasn't working so doc says this was the next step. Technically wasn't surgery (dunno what the actual definition of surgery is), but they put me to sleep and removed the scar tissue using an ultrasound thing (and threw some stem cells in there).

Edit:
Fuark, that reminds me of another one, though not my stupidity this time. Also oof, lolz at you.

Was on the back of my buddy's e-bike while he was driving on the sidewalk (no homo) and I saw we were headed towards some sort of pillar on the sidewalk. It was a concrete cylinder maybe 2ft tall and 8 inches diameter. We're getting closer and closer, and I'm wondering why he wants to cut it so close.

Eventually we plow straight into the pillar and both go flying over the handlebars. I got launched pretty hard and was nearly leap-frogging him, but thankfully my groin smacked in the back of the head and this teabagging lessened my ejection, though it kinda made him faceplant into the sidewalk.

Buddy said he just didn't see it (was completely sober, dunno), but we thankfully walked away mostly unscathed.

When I was 10 in Karate I was fuking around with a Hanbo and destroyed my nuts. They turned completely black and blue. Like black as night at first. Probably sterile. When I went to the doc he was like Ayyyyyyyy wtf lmao. Still one of the worst pains I’ve felt 20 years later. I was like jumping over it and flipping but it got caught underneath my ball bag and skewered me. Brutal

used to have a chitty table my mom gave me by my front door, its where I kept my keys

im up at 4am to go get something out of my car (cant remember what didnt end up getting it) and as I opened the front door my cat jumped off the table, knocking the keys off the table, making it land directly under my foot in the perfect position that the entire key went through my foot

pain wise, not that bad, shock value pretty solid seeing an old key stick out the top of your foot. The real pain in the ass was pulling the fckin thing out, I swear to god I had to pull with ever inch of power in my body to get it out. Pain wise again, not as bad as youd expect. But again the shock value of literally having to pull as hard as possible to get a metal object out of your body is not fun.

Finally got the fckin key out, said fck this left the blood on the floor threw a towel on the bed under my foot and went back to sleep. My foot was sore as hell for about 2 weeks after