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post 1633950773 03-17-2021, 04:21 AM
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Well you didn’t mention how much harder it is to manage accommodation in Aus. Much harder to move out at 18.

Also, damn near everyone I see driving around is a tradie...Not really, but like half of the guys are tradies I swear.

The accents sound hot on the girls though.
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My favorite part is when they try to flaunt their ‘wealth’ but fail to disclose its AUS
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have to take issue with this idea of hot women..

meet a lot of aussies in london, yet to meet a passable female oz. Too much sun, booze and/or bottom of barrel transportation genetics, the accent is nails on a chalk board..

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Originally Posted By bananastand11⏩
LMAO.

I can't stand people who say this sh*t.

No guns..... just for the criminals doing drive by shootings every week.

Best beaches in the world..... LMFAO. Lived in Bondi for 2 years, went to the beach less than 5 times. Much wow. Such good. Yeah mate going to the beach and having to contend with 1,000 British land whales and the 300,000 Asians with a camera on a stick shoving it out in everyone else's personal space is a real hoot.

No covid.... I mean... you're partly right. Oh but one case brb LOCK THE BORDERS. YOU IN THE AIR ALREADY? LMFAO F*CK YOUR PLANS

Yeah the woman are great aren't they. "OI YA C*NT YOU GOT A DURRY YA SLUG? OI C*NT" hahahahaha.

What you have here is someone who has to put on a tough exterior because deep down he knows how abysmal it is trying to make a life in sydney if you aren't CEO $500,000 minimum a year.


Everything ok at home bro?
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post 1633951103 03-17-2021, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted By CAP2⏩


Everything ok at home bro?
Haha I live in Sydney mate - of course it's not.
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Originally Posted By bananastand11⏩
Haha I live in Sydney mate - of course it's not.
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Originally Posted By bananastand11⏩
LMAO.

I can't stand people who say this sh*t.

No guns..... just for the criminals doing drive by shootings every week.

Best beaches in the world..... LMFAO. Lived in Bondi for 2 years, went to the beach less than 5 times. Much wow. Such good. Yeah mate going to the beach and having to contend with 1,000 British land whales and the 300,000 Asians with a camera on a stick shoving it out in everyone else's personal space is a real hoot.

No covid.... I mean... you're partly right. Oh but one case brb LOCK THE BORDERS. YOU IN THE AIR ALREADY? LMFAO F*CK YOUR PLANS

Yeah the woman are great aren't they. "OI YA C*NT YOU GOT A DURRY YA SLUG? OI C*NT" hahahahaha.

What you have here is someone who has to put on a tough exterior because deep down he knows how abysmal it is trying to make a life in sydney if you aren't CEO $500,000 minimum a year.
LMAO visits Sydney and thinks he’s seen Australia lol. Probably theleastAustralian area in the country neck to neck with Melbourne.

Australia is as good as it gets outside the major metropolitan areas, literally gods country.
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Originally Posted By ss367⏩
LMAO visits Sydney and thinks he’s seen Australia lol. Probably theleastAustralian area in the country neck to neck with Melbourne.

Australia is as good as it gets outside the major metropolitan areas, literally gods country.
LMAO. Claims I visit Australia. Lived here for 33 years.

Swing and a miss boyo.

But don't worry .I'll break it down for you since you fail to grasp this.

I didn't continue to live in Bondi because it is a sh*t hole. Why would I pay that much money to live in a 1930s apartment that doesn't fit 2x 34" monitors in a room. Yet pay $1400 a fortnight for the honour.

Hhahahahahaa. BuT iTs GoDs KuNtRyYyYy

Better live an hour out of the city so I can experience real Australia! Oops. Nope. Exactly the same as the last place! Overrun with tourists. Overpriced and living ontop of neighbours. Even in two separate houses.

Oops. Better move TWO HOURS out of a city. hahaha.Nope. Nah. We don't do anything different here. Better head to Uluru if you want 'real' Australia.

Hahahahah I cannot cope with the amount of fail and *******ry of your post. *******
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Good weather and cool nature...that's it.
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
have to take issue with this idea of hot women..

meet a lot of aussies in london, yet to meet a passable female oz. Too much sun, booze and/or bottom of barrel transportation genetics, the accent is nails on a chalk board..

Russia ftw
This. Australian women seem to be entitled and ugly as fck on average.

The same with english women.
post 1633952013 03-17-2021, 05:07 AM
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Made this vid yesterday




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damn looks dope brah
post 1633952193 03-17-2021, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By bananastand11⏩
LMAO. Claims I visit Australia. Lived here for 33 years.

Swing and a miss boyo.

But don't worry .I'll break it down for you since you fail to grasp this.

I didn't continue to live in Bondi because it is a sh*t hole. Why would I pay that much money to live in a 1930s apartment that doesn't fit 2x 34" monitors in a room. Yet pay $1400 a fortnight for the honour.

Hhahahahahaa. BuT iTs GoDs KuNtRyYyYy

Better live an hour out of the city so I can experience real Australia! Oops. Nope. Exactly the same as the last place! Overrun with tourists. Overpriced and living ontop of neighbours. Even in two separate houses.

Oops. Better move TWO HOURS out of a city. hahaha.Nope. Nah. We don't do anything different here. Better head to Uluru if you want 'real' Australia.

Hahahahah I cannot cope with the amount of fail and *******ry of your post. *******
Keep lying brah, tourists don’t visit anywhere outside of the major cities especially Sydney and Melbourne. Literally can have world class beaches to yourself and see nothing but Australians in the streets.

Just admit your a citycel that has never left the metro area.
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Aus seems like a kewl place.

Not sure how I feels about the Euro's stealing the land of the Aboriginals though.
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Originally Posted By ss367⏩
Keep lying brah, tourists don’t visit anywhere outside of the major cities especially Sydney and Melbourne. Literally can have world class beaches to yourself and see nothing but Australians in the streets.

Just admit your a citycel that has never left the metro area.
I'm just going to say one very simple thing, to prove you live underneath a rock and know literally nothing.

Afterwards we'll all proceed to laugh at how insignificantly stupid you are.

Tourists don't visit anywhere outside of the major cities?

Oh... gee.. you're right bro. Because there's neeeeever any tourists at the Three Sisters.

Oh wait. You might be so stupid as to think the Three Sisters is next to the steps of the Opera House.

That is what you call a r*pin' son. If only your dad didn't do the same to your mum we might've been spared one more dumb c*nt.
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Originally Posted By Prolapse916⏩
My favorite part is when they try to flaunt their ‘wealth’ but fail to disclose its AUS
Still not as sad as when people from third world countries try to flex when their bank account is $0

USD$0 = $AUD$0 just FYI
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Fukking lmao at anyone who wants to live in Australia

Massive spiders and other deadly animals and insects? No thanks

Literally in the middle of fukking no where? No thanks

Terrible accents? No thanks

Did I mention the spiders?? No thanks

Trash tier country
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Originally Posted By BigDeeps01⏩
Fukking lmao at anyone who wants to live in Australia

Massive spiders and other deadly animals and insects? No thanks

Literally in the middle of fukking no where? No thanks

Terrible accents? No thanks

Did I mention the spiders?? No thanks

Trash tier country
Pretty cool how your English is so good given your National language is now Spanish lol
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Terrible accents? IDGAF if you American males thinks our accents are chit, your women immediately drop their pants just from a standard "hey how ya going". Nevertheless, I will take my leave and let you continue to cope
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Western Australia ftw. Not too crowded. Sun sets on the beach. So much coast to find solace. HBBs at most beaches. Glorious weather. No covid (in before bUT yOUrE CUcKed bY YOuR GUbeRMenT). Best beers. Faark as someone said 'gods country'.
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Originally Posted By bananastand11⏩
I'm just going to say one very simple thing, to prove you live underneath a rock and know literally nothing.

Afterwards we'll all proceed to laugh at how insignificantly stupid you are.

Tourists don't visit anywhere outside of the major cities?

Oh... gee.. you're right bro. Because there's neeeeever any tourists at the Three Sisters.

Oh wait. You might be so stupid as to think the Three Sisters is next to the steps of the Opera House.

That is what you call a r*pin' son. If only your dad didn't do the same to your mum we might've been spared one more dumb c*nt.
Oh your a westie.. makes sense.

Three sisters is literally 30minutes outside the Sydney metropolitan boundaries lmao.. dumbass
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Easily a top 10 country if you’re being serious, and factoring in all considerations including climate. No country is perfect and it comes down to personal preference.
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Originally Posted By TDR24⏩
Western Australia ftw. Not too crowded. Sun sets on the beach. So much coast to find solace. HBBs at most beaches. Glorious weather. No covid (in before bUT yOUrE CUcKed bY YOuR GUbeRMenT). Best beers. Faark as someone said 'gods country'.
I don’t know what it’s like now but when I lived there 15 years ago it was the least multicultural city I’ve been to in Australia. Big win. HBB blondes seem to grow on trees there too
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Originally Posted By ss367⏩
Oh your a westie.. makes sense.

Three sisters is literally 30minutes outside the Sydney metropolitan boundaries lmao.. dumbass
Ahhh and the goalposts change because you just got absolutely wrecked.

Keep on keeping on. I would've show my face if you got up on a hill you were so inadequately prepared to die on.

Mental capacity not even once.

Congratulations, you won the dumbest poster of the day award.

If I ever said something so stupid, and had it blow up in my face like you just had. bruh..... contact BB and ask how to wipe your account.
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Originally Posted By bananastand11⏩
Ahhh and the goalposts change because you just got absolutely wrecked.

Keep on keeping on. I would've show my face if you got up on a hill you were so inadequately prepared to die on.

Mental capacity not even once.

Congratulations, you won the dumbest poster of the day award.

If I ever said something so stupid, and had it blow up in my face like you just had. bruh..... contact BB and ask how to wipe your account.
You could only name a place right on the edge of Sydney metro to try prove a point that tourists travel outside of Sydney.. out of the whole country that’s the best you could do lol

There is a whole world outside of West Sydney friend. Please you don’t sound well, put down the bong, quit your factory job, sell the ford falcon and go explore
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Australia has the goat hard kunt prime minister though
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
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Yeah, why would you want to live in one of the best nations in the world with a great economy, high standards of living, great medicine, amazing weather, beautiful women, low crime, transparent government.
I would hate it.
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Originally Posted By dontstopbelief⏩
Lol jokes on you pal, there's no covid here.
WHy are you locked down then?
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