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post 1636169173 04-14-2021, 03:01 AM
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Can you please write a short paragraph about 2 men buttsexxing each other?
post 1636169863 04-14-2021, 03:31 AM
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do you write
about non stop rough
anal sex until the liver prolaspe from the asshol?
post 1636171103 04-14-2021, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
do you write
about non stop rough
anal sex until the liver prolaspe from the asshol?
No but I would love
To know how to feel something
Like anal prolapse

(Haiku game is strong)
post 1636171723 04-14-2021, 04:52 AM
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In the Valley of the Penises
post 1636171863 04-14-2021, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted By twopoundtorch⏩
In the Valley of the Penises
post 1636171923 04-14-2021, 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I have to say, when women find out I do this it's huge for unique skills. And yes, texting or sending them stuff I've written has gotten me laid more than once.


got any good samples of text and also dirty talk? i sound so cringe when i come up with my own stuff.
post 1636171943 04-14-2021, 05:03 AM
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ever referenced the MISC or BB.com in any of your work?
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post 1636173013 04-14-2021, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I've done stories before where men dress up like women so no problem.
****in lmao
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post 1636173243 04-14-2021, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By SUPERDUKE1290⏩
got any good samples of text and also dirty talk? i sound so cringe when i come up with my own stuff.
This was just last night: women love to be told what to do. She sent me an audio file at 10:30 last night using her vibrator.

post 1636179343 04-14-2021, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Thought this might be an interesting AMA for people here. About two years ago I decided I needed a side gig and I'd always been a writer back in the day. Getting into erotica is easier than most people think, but making decent money at it isn't.

I've published over 50 short novellas (think as short as 40 pages and as long as 100+) across various sites. Had three #1 sellers in my categories and wrote over a million words last year. Originally I got into it hoping to make coffee money, and now it pays my rent. About a year ago I got into writing commissions (so requested stuff) where people send me their fantasies and I write the story for them. Sometimes VERY twisted and weird stuff. Recently I've also gotten into editing.

Hoping that by the time I'm 50 (I'm 46 now) I can quit my day job and work at this full time. Working on my first full novel (crime thriller) and also writing a children's book with my seven year old daughter I'm hoping to publish for her birthday this year.

Ask away!
Do you have a publisher?

If so, do they edit your work and so forth or must you do it?

Also, what was the process of getting an publisher?
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

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post 1636180273 04-14-2021, 08:13 AM
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do you use any "creative performance enhancing drugs"?

i used to write (and draw) a ton of erotic stories but i could really only go my best work when i was on coke or speed
post 1636187563 04-14-2021, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
Do you have a publisher?

If so, do they edit your work and so forth or must you do it?

Also, what was the process of getting an publisher?
I have a publishing house in Germany that signed me a while back, but they are small so only require a short a quarter. Doesn't really make any money. They found me on Twitter.

There is an event on Twitter called PitMad where people can pitch their stories to publishers worldwide with a summary tweet and often get picked up. Otherwise you simply submit stuff in the traditional way.
post 1636190543 04-14-2021, 10:48 AM
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Thanks for sharing OP - repped you glorious, prolapsed anus-having *******.

I write financial stuff for work and this could be a fun/unique way to broaden my horizons. I would love to come up with the next Twilight (wouldn’t we all).

I came across a hustle article about a girl who writes ebooks for $1k/ea she made $367k or something last year.

I think you just sell them $1k/ea on Fiverr develop a strong review profile and then write a book a day. Maybe use a software to fluff up the language (textinflator.com). Write one book a day and you’re set
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post 1636194853 04-14-2021, 11:36 AM
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Mirin. I advanced to state competition in UIL writing in school. Always been a talent. Maybe I should try this.
post 1636197523 04-14-2021, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I have a publishing house in Germany that signed me a while back, but they are small so only require a short a quarter. Doesn't really make any money. They found me on Twitter.

There is an event on Twitter called PitMad where people can pitch their stories to publishers worldwide with a summary tweet and often get picked up. Otherwise you simply submit stuff in the traditional way.
Wow, that's interesting!

What about editing?

That's a huge issue and is very expensive unless the publisher does it.

Also, if your writing is simple you may not need editing, but what is your experience?
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

Read my science fiction novel:

http://www.amazon.com/Echelon-Adlerian-ebook/dp/B00RCFFTKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1419640250&sr=8-1&keywords=Echelon+the+adlerian
post 1636197613 04-14-2021, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
Mirin. I advanced to state competition in UIL writing in school. Always been a talent. Maybe I should try this.
On a side note, I like your avatar!

Is that a painting or a filtered photo?

It's mysterious.
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

Read my science fiction novel:

http://www.amazon.com/Echelon-Adlerian-ebook/dp/B00RCFFTKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1419640250&sr=8-1&keywords=Echelon+the+adlerian
post 1636201903 04-14-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
On a side note, I like your avatar!

Is that a painting or a filtered photo?

It's mysterious.
Thx brah, the app is AI Portraits. It’s just a selfie that the app takes and turns into a Renaissance era “painting.”
post 1636202503 04-14-2021, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By TheAdlerian⏩
Wow, that's interesting!

What about editing?

That's a huge issue and is very expensive unless the publisher does it.

Also, if your writing is simple you may not need editing, but what is your experience?
I was lucky enough at the beginning to find an older guy who loved my writing who was also an editor. He basically asked for a shout out inside the acknowledgments and the ability to help me write them and he edited them for free. Also he taught me a lot about proper structure, etc. He was older so some of his language was too flowery for smut, but it helped a lot.
post 1636202643 04-14-2021, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I was lucky enough at the beginning to find an older guy who loved my writing who was also an editor. He basically asked for a shout out inside the acknowledgments and the ability to help me write them and he edited them for free. Also he taught me a lot about proper structure, etc. He was older so some of his language was too flowery for smut, but it helped a lot.
He did you a very good service.
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

Read my science fiction novel:

http://www.amazon.com/Echelon-Adlerian-ebook/dp/B00RCFFTKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1419640250&sr=8-1&keywords=Echelon+the+adlerian
post 1636202693 04-14-2021, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
Thx brah, the app is AI Portraits. It’s just a selfie that the app takes and turns into a Renaissance era “painting.”
You have a Jesus quality and I think it's a cool pic.
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

Read my science fiction novel:

http://www.amazon.com/Echelon-Adlerian-ebook/dp/B00RCFFTKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1419640250&sr=8-1&keywords=Echelon+the+adlerian
post 1636203433 04-14-2021, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
I've seen these covers. I can't remember the name
post 1636207743 04-14-2021, 02:17 PM
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I know make money from this but op, are you really proud of what youre doing? That is, writing erotica?

Why not children's book or action packed fantasy?

I'm Catholic. So that may be why the sentiment.
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post 1636207993 04-14-2021, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
I know make money from this but op, are you really proud of what youre doing? That is, writing erotica?

Why not children's book or action packed fantasy?

I'm Catholic. So that may be why the sentiment.
I started with erotica because it was easy and shorter books are publishable and can make money. It takes time to learn a craft. I'm currently working on a crime thriller I'm really excited about and also doing a children's book with my seven year old daughter that I'm going to publish for her. Romance is huge but I've tried it a couple of times and it just doesn't work for me.
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I'm thinking of pursuing writing myself. Nothing erotic, just a novel. How did you go about finding a good publisher? What steps did you take to get attention from publishers? So basically, if there was someone who had an idea for a story, wanted to get it published and distributed around, what advice would you give?
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
I'm thinking of pursuing writing myself. Nothing erotic, just a novel. How did you go about finding a good publisher? What steps did you take to get attention from publishers? So basically, if there was someone who had an idea for a story, wanted to get it published and distributed around, what advice would you give?
There's publishers all over the place. If you have a finished product, then all you need to do is send them a submission, which can be done online or you mail them out (some apparently don't accept anything but mailed submissions). Twitter is full of publishing houses, from small to big. My German publisher was a startup from scratch that focused exclusively on kinky erotica.

Honestly, do a search online for major book publishers and they will have a section for submissions.
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How has this changed you? Is regular sex just boring to you now? Have you developed fetishes that you could've never imagined before starting this
post 1636209903 04-14-2021, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By frutistafreeze⏩
How has this changed you? Is regular sex just boring to you now? Have you developed fetishes that you could've never imagined before starting this
Not at all. I can separate it easily. I've definitely found out about some kinks that I had no idea existed, but they don't interest me at all.

Definitely sometimes now I wonder what my friends are secretly into that I don't know about.
post 1636209923 04-14-2021, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
There's publishers all over the place. If you have a finished product, then all you need to do is send them a submission, which can be done online or you mail them out (some apparently don't accept anything but mailed submissions). Twitter is full of publishing houses, from small to big. My German publisher was a startup from scratch that focused exclusively on kinky erotica.

Honestly, do a search online for major book publishers and they will have a section for submissions.
but don't you research how they plan to distribute your book? Or is that really left up to the author to get out and knock on doors?
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Originally Posted By thedarrenestes⏩
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post 1636210433 04-14-2021, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
but don't you research how they plan to distribute your book? Or is that really left up to the author to get out and knock on doors?
They will only put together a plan if you're signed and are actually going to publish with them.
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