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Thread: Just FUKKING LOL @ ANYONE that eats more than one meal a day

post 1636617663 04-19-2021, 09:06 PM
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Eat when I get hungry and stick a needle in my azz to stay lean crew.

Lmao at obsessing over diet, starving yourself for large portions of the day, etc.
post 1636618293 04-19-2021, 09:19 PM
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i only eat like 2 meals a day and im super stuffed especially at dinner, cant imagine eating more as i also do little to no traning.
post 1636618503 04-19-2021, 09:24 PM
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Agreed srs OP. Fasted workouts are legit goat. Just lol at not doing fasted workouts.
post 1636618543 04-19-2021, 09:25 PM
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OP is one of those kunts who sits there twiddling their thumbs when friends/co-workers go out to lunch because its not meal time
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post 1636621633 04-19-2021, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Eat when I get hungry and stick a needle in my azz to stay lean crew.

Lmao at obsessing over diet, starving yourself for large portions of the day, etc.
What you sticking that allows you to eat whenever you are hungry whatever you want?
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post 1636621793 04-19-2021, 10:20 PM
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Op is right

Omad is the way to go if you wanna eat what you want and at keep pounds off or actually lose weight

I dropped weight easy with some serious fasting. Not really 100% strict but it sure works
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post 1636622173 04-19-2021, 10:29 PM
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To people doing true OMAD, isn’t the protein requirement very hard to achieve ?
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post 1636622233 04-19-2021, 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
To people doing true OMAD, isn’t the protein requirement very hard to achieve ?
protein requirement is overblown in my humble opinion. im 6'5 205 and i havent had 100g of protein in a day in a long time. im not huge or anything but i have an athletic build. idk maybe its just me.
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post 1636622243 04-19-2021, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
To people doing true OMAD, isn’t the protein requirement very hard to achieve ?
Naw 100-150 G protein all you need
post 1636622313 04-19-2021, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
To people doing true OMAD, isn’t the protein requirement very hard to achieve ?
Just lol at eating 2.5 pounds of ny strip in one meal to get sufficient protein
post 1636622353 04-19-2021, 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Nitnku⏩
This is why you'll never be jacked
nice lip injections ma
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post 1636622653 04-19-2021, 10:41 PM
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post 1636622773 04-19-2021, 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
nice lip injections ma
Don't be racist, he could be black.

Everybody knows that the evolutionary history of black people meant that their climates made water even more of a requirement and so, black people moving to colder climates is quite bad for them, because if they drink lots of water, they retain more water, but if they don't, they get dehydrated more.

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post 1636623253 04-19-2021, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Nitnku⏩
Nice beard to cover your Timothy facial structure

Cheers
Okay, so you're not black, but the government recommends that people like you should cover up their lips because you could turn some men on with lips apparently ded fkn srs hahahahaha trololololol
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post 1636623453 04-19-2021, 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Nitnku⏩
Try man

Cheers
You should cover up, sir. I think your bone structure and lips are turning IronILLinois on and he's a dude, so this could be confusing and problematic ded fkn srs
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post 1636623673 04-19-2021, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Nitnku⏩
he just negged me, nice to know that I made him question his own sexuality, feelsgoodman
just neg me back
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Mirin, used to do the same, get everything I needed in one meal and got gains.

Also once went without eating for seven days. Went to buy food and a little girl in front of me didn't have enough money for her food. So I bought it for her and didn't eat for another day. Come at me.
post 1636623693 04-19-2021, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted By AestheticBraahh⏩
When I was inadvertently fasted (have black coffee still) and trained, I had some of my best workouts and fastest runs! Currently trying 2 meals (pre and post) and see how it will turnout.
However, its still cals in cals out if you're concerned about fat loss so OMAD isn't magical in the sense that you can eat unlimited junk for your one meal and expect to lose fat.
Also, OMAD isn't the best man (hehe) if you need a lot of calories + if you eat clean (which I would still recommend if you're serious about body composition). 2MAD or 3MAD seems the best in this case but still experimenting with 2MAD.
I also found that when I only ate one meal in the morning, I could tense up my abs more later that day...
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post 1636623743 04-19-2021, 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted By keyboardworkout⏩
How dafuk do I eat 3,500 calories in one meal?
Not sherrif srs. A meat lovers pizza and a protein shake will do it. Sounds good to me lmao.
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post 1636623793 04-19-2021, 11:05 PM
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Originally Posted By IronILLinois⏩
just neg me back
IronILLinois, it's okay, we won't judge. The government wants to help you.


Woah, woah, hands where I can see them...step out of the car slowly...don't make this harder than it has to be, IronILLinois!
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post 1636623823 04-19-2021, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By stupid000⏩
Mirin, used to do the same, get everything I needed in one meal and got gains.

Also once went without eating for seven days. Went to buy food and a little girl in front of me didn't have enough money for her food. So I bought it for her and didn't eat for another day. Come at me.
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IronILLinois, it's okay, we won't judge. The government wants to help you.


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Not to interupt the circle jerk of back pattings and lip talk, but primitive people didn't just eat one big meal a day. They have studied hunter gatherer tribes and the men usually roamed 7 to 9 miles daily. During that roaming they would snack on nuts, fruits, berries, honey etc. Also, assuming they did kill a large animal they would engoge on it for multiple meals over days or weeks. Every tribe typically had some sort of carbohydrate source they relied on. Please return to your bro science.
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Just do whatever works for you. Different meal plans work for different people. It doesn't affect you at all how someone else eats.

Learn to focus on yourself and your own goals and stop worrying what everyone else is doing.

You'll be a happier person for it.
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Originally Posted By eternalnoob⏩
Just do whatever works for you. Different meal plans work for different people. It doesn't affect you at all how someone else eats.

Learn to focus on yourself and your own goals and stop worrying what everyone else is doing.

You'll be a happier person for it.
Or poke yourself in your butt and no longer have to worry about your diet.
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I usually eat just one meal at the end of the day, and am used to it so do not feel hungry at all throughout the day. When I do eat an earlier meal I find myself very tired and sluggish. Also I think I am too fond of calorie rich food to be able to eat more than once per day without becoming a great big fat person.
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Originally Posted By JUSA⏩
Who coined the "LOL if you do/don't XYZ" nonsense? Would love to sock them in the nose.

Imo, OMAD is fine. I don't do it, heartburn issues. On non-training days I'll eat twice a day or fast entirely. Training days I tend to graze Breakfast to dinner, maybe every couple hours a bite here and there.
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Doesn't matter how much I eat, I'll take a chit or two and be hungry again 5 hrs later.
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Aw fuk I ate 3 meals today did I dun goof?
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Originally Posted By Seamanbeast⏩
Not to interupt the circle jerk of back pattings and lip talk, but primitive people didn't just eat one big meal a day. They have studied hunter gatherer tribes and the men usually roamed 7 to 9 miles daily. During that roaming they would snack on nuts, fruits, berries, honey etc. Also, assuming they did kill a large animal they would engoge on it for multiple meals over days or weeks. Every tribe typically had some sort of carbohydrate source they relied on. Please return to your bro science.
how did they keep the large animals fresh for that long? or they didnt?
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