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Thread: Things that girls think are impressive on their Tinder profiles, but aren't

post 1638620823 05-15-2021, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Guys do the same though. Single dads always put stuff like that too.
Oh really? Guess I wouldn’t know because I’m not knit doods.
post 1638621813 05-15-2021, 11:35 AM
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Not sure if I have to add anything else girls think is impressive that hasn't been mentioned yet, but cliches include:

-"I like pineapple on pizza"
-"I pour my milk before my cereal"
-"Looking for the Jim to my Pam"
-"Traveled to XX many countries"
-"I love my heels, so if you're under 6 feet, swipe left. (Height: 5'4")

To be fair, I think guys' profiles are just as basic. Too many basic people breeding basic people and perpetuating the cycle of basicness.
post 1638622073 05-15-2021, 11:39 AM
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post 1638622843 05-15-2021, 11:51 AM
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Surely sloots need not put anything in their profile, just the pictures are enough
post 1638622853 05-15-2021, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
I feel like on some level they legitimately have no clue what guys want. Their bio is their first impression. The chance to sell themselves to men and they go with:

Single mom. Kids are my world
Feminist
Probably likes your dog more than you
Etc.

That would be like a guys profile reading:
Small dick
Lives with parents
No job
too true
post 1638623353 05-15-2021, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
Surely sloots need not put anything in their profile, just the pictures are enough
- right! LOL
post 1638626093 05-15-2021, 12:44 PM
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post 1638626153 05-15-2021, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuggettabowteet⏩
Live. Laugh. Love.
Who dafuq likes Powder enough to make the poster their avatar
post 1638626303 05-15-2021, 12:49 PM
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"Curvy" but pics make her look 200+lbs lmfao
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post 1638626313 05-15-2021, 12:49 PM
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post 1638626523 05-15-2021, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Feminism has led females to believe that men need/want a strong powerful woman. One with strong opinions that they openly and loudly voice. One that doesn't 'need' a man and is an equal partner in a relationship. I don't know any 'high value' male with a business, high income, or that has his schit completely together that wants that. Men want an attractive, feminine woman. Preferably one that can cook, clean, do laundry, and raise kids without b!tching and moaning about it.




I think a lot of it is just feminism becoming wide-spread and cope. High-schools and colleges have pushed education and careers on females so much they've been led to believe that's what men value in women.The only thing men with their finances in order generally care about is physical attractiveness. And following that the ability/willingness to cook/clean/tend a home.



I'm from the deep south but when I was a kid it was pretty much a given if an older dude got divorced his next option was going to be a female about 15-20 years younger. Dudes in their 20s-30s typically went for girls that were 14-20 years old and dudes in their 40s onward went for girls in their 20s. The wives of their friends/family were always super jealous/catty about it. But generally it was accepted dudes were highly likely to replace their former wife with a much younger/better looking female.
This.

Also please remember that 99% of young females are incapable of individual thought, and would rather die than post something potentially socially unacceptable so just recycle whatever bland, boring cliches they've been told are funny or cute by social media.
post 1638626723 05-15-2021, 12:55 PM
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"educated"
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post 1638627283 05-15-2021, 01:04 PM
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The sad thing is, no matter how lame or basic all of these are, 99.99% of dudes still swipe right. So it doesnt even matter.
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post 1638629263 05-15-2021, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By tricepertops⏩
* "Lived in 10 countries in 10 years"

* Yoga pose

* "I have no filter"

* Pictures with out of their league guys to signal that this is what they expect

* "5'4" and like my heels so must be 6 foot minimum" - immediate neg even if I'm above their cut off

What else, and why do they do it? Don't they realise it's repulsive?
Idk, I would be impressed by living in 10 countries and being able to pull off hard yoga poses
post 1638630533 05-15-2021, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
Yeah I agree with you but for some reason this doesn’t play out irl. Strangely enough irl I know a lot of high earning men married to high earning women. Lots of doctor/lawyer couples.
Probably depends on area and if both people went to college. For cities it makes sense for both parents to be educated professionals.


Where I grew up between farming/commercial fisheries/oilfield/construction its possible for a guy to never to go to college and make six figures working for someone else. Someone who starts his own company in those industries can make a lot more. And its a low cost of living area.
post 1638727713 05-16-2021, 09:19 PM
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post 1638728463 05-16-2021, 09:32 PM
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[QUOTE=Silencespeaks post_id=1638727713]This guy sounds fun.

[URL=https://ibb.co/S3GTvtn][img]https://i.ibb.co/FDCv75w/751-C38-B8-3-EB6-4-FFE-B4-D1-4-AB28696-AB50.jpg[/img][/URL]

[URL=https://ibb.co/K6bjD1h][img]https://i.ibb.co/fMqY9cF/2-A4061-EE-9029-4-F27-84-AF-3-FE22-C3-A82-B8.jpg[mg][/URL][/QUOTE]LMAO miscer confirmed.
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post 1638728623 05-16-2021, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
This guy sounds fun.



i mean hes 41 so he aint trying to waste time.

i respect it
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
post 1638729333 05-16-2021, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
This guy sounds fun.



On point. I love this for him. It may come shocking to you, but about 50 percent of female profiles read like this guys profile. Not even joking.
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post 1638740433 05-17-2021, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
This guy sounds fun.
Based. "Sorry scams & golddiggers" lol.

Despite my thread topic, I'd far prefer that people put their personality front and centre, like this guy. If a girl thinks her yoga pose is impressive, great, put it up. It makes for easy filtering.

On topic:

When they say "and yes" before something completely mundane that nobody asked:

* Work in admin, and yes, I'm a dog mom
* Enjoy my food, and yes, I crossfit
* Lifts heavy things, and yes, I can out eat you

Gtfo
post 1638740553 05-17-2021, 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
I feel like on some level they legitimately have no clue what guys want. Their bio is their first impression. The chance to sell themselves to men and they go with:

Single mom. Kids are my world
Feminist
Probably likes your dog more than you
Etc.

That would be like a guys profile reading:
Small dick
Lives with parents
No job
There was an episode of Seinfeld where Constanza did this IRL

Would be interesting to see what would happen on a dating app
post 1638740603 05-17-2021, 02:35 AM
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"Only looking for friends, no hookups"

Yeah that's why we fked first time meeting lmfao
post 1638745723 05-17-2021, 05:43 AM
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Tries to flex with his profile but wears mask in pic..

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post 1638821213 05-18-2021, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted By Dyel1991⏩
I feel like on some level they legitimately have no clue what guys want. Their bio is their first impression. The chance to sell themselves to men and they go with:

Single mom. Kids are my world
Feminist
Probably likes your dog more than you
Etc.

That would be like a guys profile reading:
Small dick
Lives with parents
No job
They don’t, hardly anyone knows anything about how to do things in the best way or even close. Even owners of big successful businesses often don’t know exactly what they’re doing but just follow the pattern of what works
Remember the guy that gave up? Neither does anybody else.
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"I have no filter"

actually is kinda impressive all things considered
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