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post 1642517403 07-09-2021, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
It’s not a flex king it’s a LIFESTYLE (ded fkn Srs)



fuk outta here Monica
*TRUMP 2024 Crew
*Smell Good Crew
*ULTRA MAGA Minority Crew
*AR/Gun Crew
*Automotive Crew
post 1642517863 07-09-2021, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
Monica, plz.
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

P.S. Jandels needs a new sig m8s (Byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.)
post 1642528333 07-10-2021, 12:28 AM
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Boyos

all these ladies care about in 2021 are 9 inches uncircumcised and Pfizer (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1642529003 07-10-2021, 01:01 AM
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That should be illegal OP.


You'll eat insects and you'll be happy.


















post 1642530073 07-10-2021, 01:49 AM
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LMAO at OP's poverty steak.

I usually tip the butcher more than what that steak cost, fukn peasant OP....
***Irish Misc Crew***
post 1642530433 07-10-2021, 02:04 AM
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Didn’t know I was elite, only thing is I like to take pics of my food to share.
I loe e.
post 1642530523 07-10-2021, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
I tried eating a steak once and was abruptly abducted by several men in suits and dark shades

They blindfolded me to not allow me to see my meal while consuming it
Crazy that you say that right as I’m chilling in Denver at a subway. That’s with this marine veteran who’s homeless... he’s trying tj like break into stolen phones that are bricked and I’m basically like paying zero attention to what he’s doing trying tj get him tj go down to buy drugs in an area he’s familiar with. Anyways... I’m like waiting and he’s taking forever cuz he’s like help me break into this device and get past the brick? Okay I’ll try let me use your computer. No don’t touch my fucjjng computer... bro how I’m supposed to even begin to try tj do this when it’s been years since I have and don’t have the ability tj use the computer? Just unbrick the device? This mofo be crazy alright just play like I’ve completely forgot now about it. 5 minutes pass of him messing around? And I’m like I can’t watch this tv channel anymore I have tj change this ****. Get up to reach over his head and turn the channel? All the sudden dude just starts freaking out on me like full out get away from me don’t come near me. Stay the fucj away from me. I’m like bro we were just bffs like a minute ago and now because I tried to change the channel we’re mortal enemies? Ptsd from war? Idk at all dude I have zero idea... so as soon as he starts screaming? Literally 5 dudes roll in from outside in expensive ass suits with ear pieces and toss me out on the cement. You gotta bounce for the day bro, come back later. So after they toss me outside I’m like wait my suitcase and my jacket I gotta go back. Okay go get it and come right back out we will wait. Go back tj grab it? And my jacket is not there? Fucj dude the klonopin and ******** script for like all 15 days I literally just got were in there, my iPhone charger, various other important things... fucj man. And as I’m rolling out to the street the dudes make sure I come back out and shuffle off back into the office complex? What? Okay. Then I see this homeless dude on the corner I start talking tj him just bull ****ting about how pissed I am about my jacket and he acts like he doesn’t hear me. To start talking on his own about something else for a few minutes before then just being like alright, I gotta go by the way? Your jacket is over in the dumpster at.... insert some random **** here Idk it was my dads jacket I didn’t even go back for it. Soon as he walked away? I’d just dipped down tj the fast food restaurant hid my rig under a rock and had police take me tj a different hospital tj get new meds. Didn’t work out for me I didn’t get any new meds...

Whatever
post 1642530663 07-10-2021, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Mountaineer92
not that high value ofa meal cause your money went straight to soy bezos pocket and amazon. ded fkn srs
Is that why or what they’d used as justification? Well, no wonder the black kkk, I mean ACLU had seemingly participated in it. Or at least has done nothing. That’s not how rights work at all so your sentiments? Mean nothing and I can’t wait to expose any wrongdoing or failure to act I find by the end of this. As of course? With this type of influence and failure to accomplish their goals without bias? Not much of a reason for them to exist moving forward.
post 1642537393 07-10-2021, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By LukeLissen
That should be illegal OP.


You'll eat insects and you'll be happy.


















here's another classic

post 1642567613 07-10-2021, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By faketaxidriver
here's another classic

Thanks. Added to my list.

She's goteyes of the bluest skiesdemon eyes.
post 1642567893 07-10-2021, 05:26 PM
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why do i need a lot of money if its just for over spending on meat? srs
post 1642568263 07-10-2021, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah
why do i need a lot of money if its just for over spending on meat? srs
It’s literally the ELITE thing to do brother (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1642570413 07-10-2021, 06:17 PM
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Have gotten some pretty decent meat from the counter at WF but there are local butchers who have better sources. Ribeye crew checkin in.
HTC
Proud Dad crew
6'4" height of the gods
post 1642570543 07-10-2021, 06:21 PM
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Fairly based

But the true elite alpha playboy move to run and butcher your own cattle
A young bull and an old bull were standing atop a hill looking at a bunch of heifers in a field below.

The young bull says "Let's run down this hill and fuk one of those heifers."

The old bull replies "No. Let's walk down there, and fuk them all."
post 1642570663 07-10-2021, 06:23 PM
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Jokes on you LMAO... I had a Hungry Man Salisbury Steak for $2.99 . we eat like Kangs !!!!
MR.PHF '09

“Do you see over yonder, friend Sancho, thirty or forty hulking giants? I intend to do battle with them and slay them.”- Don Quixote

''damn right I like the life I live

'Cause I went from negative to positive

And it's allGood..."


"friends come and go but enemies accumulate"


< H.T.C Till I D.I.E >
"Zero tolerance Crew" ZERO, NADA !!!!
post 1642570973 07-10-2021, 06:30 PM
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Expected a WAGYU ribeye for some reason, left semi disappointed.
post 1642571143 07-10-2021, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha
Boyos

all these ladies care about in 2021 are 9 inches uncircumcised and Pfizer (ded fkn Srs)
The irony is that in 2022, unvakkksed sperm will be the next Bitcoin. Srs.
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post 1642572243 07-10-2021, 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted By jamalfudge
The irony is that in 2022, unvakkksed sperm will be the next Bitcoin. Srs.
yep, invest in African sperm
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