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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
Never heard of her.I know your ass is trolling.
JFL at thinking BMW, VW, and Mercedes are good cars.
Enjoy your electrical nightmares, fhaggot.
JFL at thinking BMW, VW, and Mercedes are good cars.
Enjoy your electrical nightmares, fhaggot.
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08-23-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By sword_⏩
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08-23-2021, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
Well then i guess the worst car in the world is a ferrari....I know your ass is trolling.
JFL at thinking BMW, VW, and Mercedes are good cars.
Enjoy your electrical nightmares, fhaggot.
JFL at thinking BMW, VW, and Mercedes are good cars.
Enjoy your electrical nightmares, fhaggot.
08-23-2021, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By zknarc⏩
They only care about driving in circles and in straight lines. They are fat so don't fit in normal cars. They like also buy cars as pseudo dink extensions.

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08-23-2021, 01:10 PM
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fukin lmao... BMW only makes cars because after Germany got cucked in both World Wars, their war factories were repurposed for automobiles.
Also didn't a Dodge Viper shatter a bunch of course world records a few years ago...?
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Also didn't a Dodge Viper shatter a bunch of course world records a few years ago...?
edit: yes
08-23-2021, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
Yes, the society that is known for its tentacle pron is the best society on earthNIssan crew checkin in. The japanese truly are the best society on earth

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08-23-2021, 01:22 PM
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European cars are not good quality. BRB, transmission needs to be replaced at 40k miles, then again at 100k miles. BRB, 6 unnecessary sensors need to be replaced, fuel lines clogged, piston rings wearing out at 50,000 miles.
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08-23-2021, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
yup, ive owned a bmw or merc since i was 18... i tell you ive changed at least 10 transmissions AT LEASTEuropean cars are not good quality. BRB, transmission needs to be replaced at 40k miles, then again at 100k miles. BRB, 6 unnecessary sensors need to be replaced, fuel lines clogged, piston rings wearing out at 50,000 miles.
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08-23-2021, 01:37 PM
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08-23-2021, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
I personally don't have a problem with CVTs after driving a Subaru Crosstrek with one. F1, after all, banned them for their superior performance to gear based transmissions. I don't enough about them to really approve or diss them though, when it comes to the cheap eco boxes they're put in.Nissan is the WORST.. They use CVTs in everything except the Z's and GTRs.
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08-24-2021, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted By frankdtank20⏩
Seriously how do you tards handle your cars? If you have those porblems at those ranges then you're just abusing the **** out of your car.European cars are not good quality. BRB, transmission needs to be replaced at 40k miles, then again at 100k miles. BRB, 6 unnecessary sensors need to be replaced, fuel lines clogged, piston rings wearing out at 50,000 miles.
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08-24-2021, 06:10 AM
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Srs answer is Americans can't afford em. Median income in the USA is $53k and most Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
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08-24-2021, 06:46 AM
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Originally Posted By wessneijder⏩
lol @ this. In germany (the richest EU country) the average income is 48k euro and they pay 50% taxes on that ****. even if you're a doctor you make a pathetic 92k. wages are far higher in America than any other country on earth.Srs answer is Americans can't afford em. Median income in the USA is $53k and most Americans live paycheck to paycheck.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
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Originally Posted By 5431⏩
Your second paragraph just proves my point. If you can't afford the maintenance on the car, guess what? You can't afford the fukin car...lol @ this. In germany (the richest EU country) the average income is 48k euro and they pay 50% taxes on that ****. even if you're a doctor you make a pathetic 92k. wages are far higher in America than any other country on earth.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it's on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it's on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
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08-24-2021, 07:06 AM
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They don't know what a good car is
BRB Ford, GM, Chevy
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08-24-2021, 07:27 AM
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Lincoln master race.
Gotta support that American brand.
Gotta support that American brand.
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08-24-2021, 07:30 AM
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
You just named the 4 worst brands for long term reliability and cost.BMW, Audi, Mercedes ... even VW.
A Ford or GM truck or SUV will last longer, need less repairs, and be cheaper overall to own than any of those cars
08-24-2021, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By 5431⏩
Exactly right. Buying a formerly $120,000 car for $30,000 with 100,000 miles that has been auctioned 4 times because the factory dealers won't touch them.lol @ this. In germany (the richest EU country) the average income is 48k euro and they pay 50% taxes on that ****. even if you're a doctor you make a pathetic 92k. wages are far higher in America than any other country on earth.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
That’s why I only drive American. The alternator finally gave up on my 16 year old Lincoln the other day. Went to autozone and bought a reman, and installed it in half an hour start to finish. $150 and done. Fuk Eurotrash cars…Stopped at VW.
Is OP being serious?
Not saying American cars are great, but German cars are overengineered, overrated, overpriced pieces of chit. srs.
brb can't start my car because my rear view mirror light sensor is 0.004 volts out of range
brb driving a rental because I'm waiting on a part to ship from Europe
brb paying $2000 to replace a rear view mirror light sensor because the mechanic has to take the entire interior out
Is OP being serious?
Not saying American cars are great, but German cars are overengineered, overrated, overpriced pieces of chit. srs.
brb can't start my car because my rear view mirror light sensor is 0.004 volts out of range
brb driving a rental because I'm waiting on a part to ship from Europe
brb paying $2000 to replace a rear view mirror light sensor because the mechanic has to take the entire interior out
08-24-2021, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
doesn't take away the fact euro****s are driving it just lolThat's an American car man. Math checks out
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Originally Posted By 5431⏩
This is exactly why I tell everyone to stay the hell away from German cars. Americans refuse to pay for expensive maintenance and a large minority won't even take it to the dealership if the maintenance is fee. You could just buy a new and keep up with the maintenance but you'll get fukd on the resell/trade in because they lose so much value because no one else does the maintenance on theirslol @ this. In germany (the richest EU country) the average income is 48k euro and they pay 50% taxes on that ****. even if you're a doctor you make a pathetic 92k. wages are far higher in America than any other country on earth.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
Srs srs answer. In America any retard can take out a loan and buy a car they can't afford the maintenance on, so you get retard #1 who gets a BMW, doesn't do any maintenance and ruins the car, passes it on to retard #2 who can't afford the maintenance and dumps the car, who passes it on to retard #3 who makes the observation that German cars are unreliable after his experience with his ****box.
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
Perhaps where you live it takes a decade to get to 200k kms but here in the greatest nation on earth everything is far away so that's like a few trips to the grocery store.I agree but with a good German car you won’t have to fix much before reaching 200k kms.
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08-24-2021, 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
If you actually knew a single thing about automotive you would never call any of those brands "good"BMW, Audi, Mercedes ... even VW.
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08-24-2021, 08:56 AM
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There's a good reason why you never buy a German car out of warranty.
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Originally Posted By brosapiens⏩
These were good cars 40 years ago....BMW, Audi, Mercedes ... even VW.
Cheap plastic chit now.
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
This. Learn to drive a manual.Seriously how do you tards handle your cars? If you have those porblems at those ranges then you're just abusing the **** out of your car.
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Originally Posted By lockdev⏩
I had to buy a new door handle for my VW because the sensor in it fried and the fuking car would beep at me every 5 minutes. There was no way to just turn off the warning message. Everything fuking worked, the only thing that was actually broke was proximity sensor keyless entry but the remote button still locked/unlocked the car just fine. The car was completely operable besides loss of proximity for opening the door with your keys in your pocket. But wouldnt stop beeping.Stopped at VW.
Is OP being serious?
Not saying American cars are great, but German cars are overengineered, overrated, overpriced pieces of chit. srs.
brb can't start my car because my rear view mirror light sensor is 0.004 volts out of range
brb driving a rental because I'm waiting on a part to ship from Europe
brb paying $2000 to replace a rear view mirror light sensor because the mechanic has to take the entire interior out
Is OP being serious?
Not saying American cars are great, but German cars are overengineered, overrated, overpriced pieces of chit. srs.
brb can't start my car because my rear view mirror light sensor is 0.004 volts out of range
brb driving a rental because I'm waiting on a part to ship from Europe
brb paying $2000 to replace a rear view mirror light sensor because the mechanic has to take the entire interior out
Its a horrible design because 1 bad sensor drops the whole system instead of being able to use the working sensors. and there is NO way to turn off the fuking error messages and beeping. I bought a new door handle just to make my car stop beeping. The sensor is integrated into the handle so you have to buy a whole handle, no way to just replace the sensor. Oh and new handles dont come painted, you have to get some body shop to paint match them. I found a used one that looks close enough to my color. So fuking stupid.
Those fuking smooth brains in germany managed to fuk up both the hardware design AND the software design for something so simple as keyless entry. IDK how toyota designs theirs but I know its not as fuked up as this.
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