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post 1649914503 10-30-2021, 04:39 PM
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Are you a pathetic loser?
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I'm not really 50, I'm 47, idk how to change the age
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Sometimes the stuff I say is just ''trolling''
post 1649914563 10-30-2021, 04:40 PM
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I kept her ear rings as a keep sake . Nothing abnormal bout that


Fark
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post 1649914643 10-30-2021, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By superman704⏩
Are you a pathetic loser?
Fuk ya , no question .I disappoints myself
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post 1649914703 10-30-2021, 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Fuk ya , no question .I disappoints myself
Welcome to the club brother
John 3:16

Natty for life
Red for life
I'm not really 50, I'm 47, idk how to change the age
Autism crew (Asperger's syndrome)
High test crew
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Guys stop making me green! I actually enjoy being red! It's more alpha!
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Sometimes the stuff I say is just ''trolling''
post 1649914853 10-30-2021, 04:44 PM
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i think you should hire a high end hooker to help yourself snap out of this funk. defile her on a bench in the home gym. video record it for the Misc. it'll be the best six seconds of your life. try not to hurt yourself.
post 1649914933 10-30-2021, 04:46 PM
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Pics of you in your 20s/30s?
post 1649914963 10-30-2021, 04:46 PM
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MT going for the sympathy vote ITT.

Don't force me to come over there and slap you, bro.
post 1649915143 10-30-2021, 04:49 PM
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I think you're a cool guy no need to put yourself down like that.

Someday I'll make it up to Canada, and we will get wasted, and watch a Winnipeg Jets Chicago Blackhawks game.

Stay safe my brother.
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post 1649915413 10-30-2021, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Dontoewsmebro⏩
I think you're a cool guy no need to put yourself down like that.

Someday I'll make it up to Canada, and we will get wasted, and watch a Winnipeg Jets Chicago Blackhawks game.

Stay safe my brother.
that sounds awful. at least take him to a strip club.
post 1649915543 10-30-2021, 04:58 PM
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Something oddly satisfying about a 60 year old calling females sloots
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

*We didn't deserve snailsrus*

As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1650221883 11-04-2021, 06:49 PM
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How you holding up OP? I've been thinking about you in a no homo way, hoping you are doing okay.
post 1650228813 11-04-2021, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By jreacher⏩
How you holding up OP? I've been thinking about you in a no homo way, hoping you are doing okay.
Well I went on a bad bender last week lol. Started drinking Friday at 5:30 pm . I had a 24 of coors light , and a young co worker I’m training is getting married and was coming over to shoot the chit .
He was a no show , so I proceeded to drink by myself and crank my favourite YouTube videos .
Ran out of beer at 9:30 am the following morning , so I called a taxi and bought a 26er of gibsons finest ,and a 15 pack of Bud .
Only got threw 4 more beer and half the 26 , and at 1:30 pm I crashed lol .
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post 1650228893 11-04-2021, 08:58 PM
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im scared of getting old. Honestly i hope someone painlessly shoots me in the head when im 50.
post 1650229043 11-04-2021, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By roughinhouse⏩
im scared of getting old. Honestly i hope someone painlessly shoots me in the head when im 50.
Your not wrong . Sloots have gotten slootier than in my era, and at my age you can’t pull them anymore .
Your pretty much just existing at my age . I have health issues , so I can’t dirt bike anymore , or use a WingSuit .
Others at my age are still doing well though , as I’ve just been dealt a bad hand . Chit happens
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post 1650229103 11-04-2021, 09:04 PM
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OP is me in the future. a gymcel too ugly to get pussy and aged out of the dating market. copes on Internet forums cause no friends, wife, kids, gf, etc.

it’s over
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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post 1650229533 11-04-2021, 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
OP is me in the future. a gymcel too ugly to get pussy and aged out of the dating market. copes on Internet forums cause no friends, wife, kids, gf, etc.

it’s over
Summed it up well. I always get a kick out of this place, as theres no collection of characters anywhere like the Misc.
I actually don’t frequent any other forums , just a wood working forum on occasion.

I’ve actually noticed Miscers posting on YouTube lately,as their using Misc slang . We’re everywhere lol
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post 1650230743 11-04-2021, 10:07 PM
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You're a great poster and you look much better than what you described!

Inb4 SS and MT elope!
post 1650232483 11-04-2021, 11:10 PM
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cant you just trick some foreign import broad from south east asia into thinking you have more money than you do?
post 1650232673 11-04-2021, 11:19 PM
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Op is one of the GOATs and a seriously cheeky kunt, luv u u crazy sonofabitch ded fkn srs

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post 1650234233 11-05-2021, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Lmfao, ya I’m not there yet . Buying a wing suit pending the specifications
Skydiver brah here. At your age you will need to lose a decent amount of weight and get back into shape. It’s not too late though, I’ve jumped with people much older. How many jumps do you have and what’s your rating?
post 1650240823 11-05-2021, 06:33 AM
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Don't give up. That's all I can say.

You have a lot of options to lose weight if that's one thing holding you back from doing anything you want to do.

I'm sure you're smart enough to know what you would need to do to address that obstacle, so I won't preach to you.

Just know that everyone here will rally around you and cheer you on hard no matter what.
post 1650240913 11-05-2021, 06:35 AM
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Your dumbell rack looks better than you
post 1650241733 11-05-2021, 07:01 AM
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Love your posts dude. You need to start taking better care of yourself. Like others have said its never too late. 60 isn't as old as you think.
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post 1650246903 11-05-2021, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
Your dumbell rack looks better than you
Ya I love that setup . Wish I could use it again


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MT going for the sympathy vote ITT.

Don't force me to come over there and slap you, bro.
Actually wouldn’t mind getting a ride in your for corvette someday . I almost bought a 1980 corvette back in the day.
Had a 4 speed standard with a sb , and was interesting to drive. I loved it in the corners ,but couldn’t parallel park it to save my life , as I couldn’t see the front end. I also find it feels as though your laying down as your driving, so second gen TransAms we’re definitely better suited for me .
I actually prefer yours over the new vett’s , as although their sweet af , but don’t represent a corvette, and look more European to me .
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post 1650247963 11-05-2021, 09:17 AM
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How long have you been obese?
I'm back, bitches!
post 1650248033 11-05-2021, 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted By blazenbb⏩
Skydiver brah here. At your age you will need to lose a decent amount of weight and get back into shape. It’s not too late though, I’ve jumped with people much older. How many jumps do you have and what’s your rating?
Yes I’m 100 to heavy . Bigger problems have occurred though . I’m almost blind in my right eye from a viral infection I got in it back when I was 29 years old .
And unfortunately I burnt my left cornea when I accidentally broke a light bulb with a piece of drywall a few years ago .
Thankfully I didn’t lose any vision , but the eye tears uncontrollably when air hits it.
I tried dirt biking again not realizing I even had a problem, and it was hopeless .
The goggles need enough air going threw them to stop from fogging up, which is enough to aggravate the eye to a point where I can’t see chit.
Sucks , as I enjoyed riding that Ktm exc500. So those days are over apparently, time to ldar .
Should mention to any dirt bikers here , although the ktm500 is a sweet bike , I’m a die hard 2 stroke fan . I would have also added Ktm’s 300 2 stroke if I didn’t have this eye issue .
In Calgary Alberta a company has designed a kit to make the 250 or 300 into a 500cc 2 stroke . I would have pursued that,as there’s absolutely nothing like riding a big bore 2 stroke

Btw I only did one static jump . If I had gotten there earlier and had a week off , I’m pretty sure I would have gotten to a point where I did a 15 second free fall
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post 1650248353 11-05-2021, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By -
I actually did have a 1980 Corvette back in the early 90's. Had it for a few years but I quit my job and went to university so I had to sell it.

It was Midnight Blue with white leather interior. Absolute pimp-mobile.

Also an absolute dog compared to modern cars. But still the best-looking Vette ever IMHO.

If I had room to store it I'd buy another one.
Same colour as the one I test drove. I realize it was old technology back then,but it was still a fun car to drive. I like the classic looks also , although I found it a little cramped with the doors coming in on your sides. I think it just took getting used to
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
On a 2 day drunk, long story ,
Anyways I’m fugly as hell , and can’t pull the sloots , but whatever. I’m certainly no Flex , but I have an ongoing concussion and haven’t worked out for 2 months.

Yup, I’m sucking my gut in a tad
LOL I was waiting for apunchline or something meaningful. Nope just a fugly OP giving us exactly what he said lol
post 1650249813 11-05-2021, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
LOL I was waiting for apunchline or something meaningful. Nope just a fugly OP giving us exactly what he said lol
I don't think he looks bad at all?? Miscers can be so mean at times.
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Originally Posted By -
Not mine but it looked absolutely identical to this, right down to the white letter BF Goodrich tires:

Sweet , that was the same one . Certainly nimble around the corners, but I heard if the rear breaks loose in a high G corner , it’s over


Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The punchline is that you may not like it, but that is what peak powerlifting performance looks like.
Lmao , you guys are far too kind
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