brb not getting kidnapped

I'd never do that because of the inconvenience it would cause me if I were to get kidnapped. I would have to kick so many ph***** kidnappers in the damn nuts that my whole vacation would be over by the time I got done.

I go twice a year

I can understand Venezuelans relocating but why Brazilians and Colombians?

I have 5 years living in Mexico.

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Fuark mirin hard, das it, das it

Dope. What cities did u stay in/reccomend? Don't know much about Mexico. Did you rent or stay at Airbnb's or what

PM'd ya for insight/tips on planning a trip.

I’m not aware of anywhere in the US worth spring/summer/fall vacationing to. Dead fkn serious.

meanwhile your typical US vacation

Started in Cancun because of the beach. Stayed in a hotel for a few days and walked around calling numbers I saw on buildings that were advertising “departamentos en renta”.

Spent two months there then went to Guadalajara. Really enjoyed that city, the women are insanely hot. Had an Airbnb there and travelled to nearby cites. The weather is hard to put up with. It’s either blistering hot or torrential downpour.

Guanajuato is beautiful but super small.

Puerto Vallarta is cool. Incredible sunsets and good parties. Full of gays and old Americans tho. The prices are high for Mexico.

Sayulita is a cool hippie/surf town.

Los Altos de Jalisco have the the prettiest women in Mexico. But they’re really conservative and a bit dumb haha.

Mexico City is where I’ve been living for the past 4.5 years. It’s got everything that any first world city has. Unlimited number of bars, restaurants, shopping etc. It’s right in the middle of the country so it has easy access to everything. It’s getting really full of foreigners though, which has pros and cons. Weather is always between 50 and 85f.

Chihuahua is really close to the American border so it’s very Americanized. The newer parts of the city look like Texas. The women are really pretty but super catholic. I’ve met a lot of 25-30 year old virgin women from there. Has 4 seasons of weather.

Aguascalientes is a really quiet city. Has a million people but doesn’t feel like it at all. Cheap as fukk and good weather. There’s just not a lot to do besides the Feria de San Marcos which lasts for one month each year.

San Cristobal de las casas is in the mountains of Chiapas. When you’re driving there from Tuxtla it feels like you’re driving into heaven because you go above the cloud line. The buildings are really pretty and it is dirt cheap. There’s quite a few foreigners living there.

Morelia is super boring and doesn’t feel safe. There’s cool lakes nearby but there’s nothing else that really redeems it in my eyes. Average city with average prices and average women.

Puerto escondido is full of Americans. I haven’t been there myself but foreigners and Mexicans alike love it. Everyone tells me the internet there is horrible and it’s humid as hell. But there’s the beach so it might be worth checking out.

It’s super easy to get apartments in Mexico. You can go on inmuebles24dotcom to find a place you like and set up an appointment. Just have 3+ months of verifiable income that equals to 3x the rent and you’ll be good. I was able to get a few apartments with a regular tourist visa before I got my permanent residency.

I'm on waikiki Beach right now and it sure is pretty. Was in greece and visited 6 islands last month and dare I say the beaches there weren't as nice as here. Crowded af tho.

Idk, the women you posted dont exactly get me excited about south america. They are very average and normal. I have met much better looking latinas just hitting the clubs.

nobody has mentioned Argentina... Buenos Aires... that's where I'm goin when I got the money right

I've heard it's boring out there, good place to retire but not to smash bisches. Could be wrong tho

I just was in BA for a month. I heard it was a really fun party destination in the past, but it was kinda mediocre now after COVID. Obviously has the fun big city infrastructure, but I think it needs a lot of Internationals to make the place fun. Locals are kind of boring and dry. Argentinean girls are somewhat controlling, anti fun and kind of boring. And it doesn't have beaches or other items that can give a city variety.

I'd recommend the cities in Brazil 10/10 times right now over Buenos Aires.

Yeah, you're totally right. Horrible place for socializing. I was there for a month and felt like it set my social skills back a year because of how cold girls were.