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post 1667243613 09-03-2022, 10:45 AM
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OP do you eat a lot of garlic? Sloots never spent more than a few seconds zuking on my penor , and I sometimes wonder it was because I eat a lot of garlic , as it has a tendency to come out of your skin pores .
Either that or it was because they were repulsed by my micro . Guess I’ll never know , feels bad either way bruhs.

Btw keep this on the low low
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post 1667244463 09-03-2022, 11:00 AM
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If you don't like what you're smelling, get the smeg out. If you aren't snipped then you need to pull your skin back when peeing.
post 1667252883 09-03-2022, 01:36 PM
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Carry one of these and use after pissing

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post 1667253413 09-03-2022, 01:49 PM
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Does she use mouthwash?
post 1667253903 09-03-2022, 02:00 PM
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Do you smell it yourself op or just your girl smells it?

I'm an ant eater who pisses alot and I don't have any awful scent.
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post 1667253963 09-03-2022, 02:01 PM
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post 1667254063 09-03-2022, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By SYKO227⏩
Carry one of these and use after pissing

post 1667254093 09-03-2022, 02:02 PM
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drink more water and wash your cock, problem solved.
post 1667254123 09-03-2022, 02:03 PM
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Is this an aware thread? This feels like an aware thread.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1667254663 09-03-2022, 02:11 PM
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post 1667254793 09-03-2022, 02:13 PM
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Smegmacels will be the downfall of society. Giving us anteater gang members a bad name.

Pull the top back and wash your joint with water & soap boyo.
Somewhere in the bowels of deepest hell, Satan is assessing the potential of this shyte as the permanent soundtrack to an eternity of being hosed down with Bernard Manning's diarrhea.
post 1667254993 09-03-2022, 02:17 PM
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Return the favor. Stick your hand down her pants and give her the old sniff test and if it smells bad tell her "Your c unt smells like the toe webbing of a marathon runner, go in and scrub it"
In Hoots We Trust.
post 1667265873 09-03-2022, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Do you smell it yourself op or just your girl smells it?

I'm an ant eater who pisses alot and I don't have any awful scent.
She forces me to smell it. She’ll play with my dick, smell her hand and then put her hand in my face
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post 1667266173 09-03-2022, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
She forces me to smell it. She’ll play with my dick, smell her hand and then put her hand in my face
Cool, so you're just trolling. Fuk yourself.
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post 1667266223 09-03-2022, 05:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Cool, so you're just trolling. Fuk yourself.
Nope, not trolling. See SRS tag
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post 1667267293 09-03-2022, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironface⏩
So naturally my penis smells. Because I pee from there.

Whenever my gf and I start getting freaky she will touch my penis and smell her hand to assess the scent. And she always tells me it smells and if I don’t clean it I will have to use a condom

The problem is, even if I clean it, I will inevitably need to pee again in the next hour. And it will smell again. She gave me a lotion and told me to use it, but it doesn’t matter - as soon as I pee again, the smell is back.

It’s gotten to the point where I’m timing my fluid intake around the times I think we’re going to have sex. But sometimes even when we’re watching Netflix, she will put her hand in my underpants and start playing with my dick. And she will sniff her hand and tell me it smells.

What is the actual solution here?
you disgusting Fuk

My dick has never smelled in my life

You are a real life goat/mule
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post 1667267913 09-03-2022, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By SimplyFlacid⏩
you disgusting Fuk

My dick has never smelled in my life

You are a real life goat/mule
Holy chit STRONG username to post content ratio. It's over.
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post 1667268443 09-03-2022, 06:26 PM
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Lol nasty phucks on this board. Your urine shouldn't just stain your p.p with a smell. WTF are you consuming? Drink water man. Buy a loofa to scrub that nasty chit.
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post 1667270043 09-03-2022, 06:52 PM
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Assuming you wash properly, shaving or at least trimming is only going to help.
post 1667283233 09-03-2022, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Trillhouse⏩
Smegmacels will be the downfall of society. Giving us anteater gang members a bad name.

Pull the top back and wash your joint with water & soap boyo.
You don't use soap on your dink, it messes up the PH Balance.
post 1667283943 09-04-2022, 12:19 AM
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I had this problem before during summer, mine just a dehydration, up your water intake and clear up your diet as well. Careful of salt, sugar and junks.
Foul urine smell could be sign of health conditions as well, Find time and visit a doctor to have your urine check up, density , mineral, WBC etc. for UTI, diabetes, a bladder infection, or metabolic diseases.

Stay Safe and Clean.
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post 1667283983 09-04-2022, 12:21 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
OP do you eat a lot of garlic? Sloots never spent more than a few seconds zuking on my penor , and I sometimes wonder it was because I eat a lot of garlic , as it has a tendency to come out of your skin pores .
Either that or it was because they were repulsed by my micro . Guess I’ll never know , feels bad either way bruhs.

Btw keep this on the low low
I eat a stupid amount of garlic. Like full bulbs on one meal.

Never had anyone complain about zuckin and swallowing my loads.
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