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Mortgage payments is due in two weeks, don't be late homecels SRS
10-17-2022, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
If you watch your tone i'll let you be late by a few days.You cucks can’t even troll properly, you have to steal the mortgage crew schtik?
Are you aware I own you? LMAO I'm the real landlord you little cuck. I'll let you pay all of it and on the last year jack the interest rate so you can't pay anymore and seize your house LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10-17-2022, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Imagine working for someone else and not even realizing the irony in a post like this lmfao rentcucks are beyond patheticMortgage cells better not get a job offer across the country that pays 40% more.
You will have to pay 50k in realtor fees and closing costs to sell your home.
You will have to pay 50k in realtor fees and closing costs to sell your home.
10-17-2022, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Last place I worked at had this for mortgagecels (ie responsible, normal people with a positive net worth):Mortgage cells better not get a job offer across the country that pays 40% more.
You will have to pay 50k in realtor fees and closing costs to sell your home.
You will have to pay 50k in realtor fees and closing costs to sell your home.
If one had to relocate to accept the job:
1. They would buy your house from you for the price it was going to list at immediately. So the owner got full value, no commissions to pay out.
2. They would completely pay for your movers. (not applicable for rentcels as movers won't put that dirty hand-me-down couch shaped thing or the mattress sitting on the floor that looks like it was pulled from a back alley into their trunk).
3. Pay rent for a high end condo for 6 months to allow the new employee to look around and determine the best place to buy a house.
4. Give a cash signing bonus for the final moving and miscellaneous expenses.
Just lol if you are not important enough to have your new employer do that for you.
10-17-2022, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted By TomPaine⏩
lol just LMAO copeLast place I worked at had this for mortgagecels (ie responsible, normal people with a positive net worth):
If one had to relocate to accept the job:
1. They would buy your house from you for the price it was going to list at immediately. So the owner got full value, no commissions to pay out.
2. They would completely pay for your movers. (not applicable for rentcels as movers won't put that dirty hand-me-down couch shaped thing or the mattress sitting on the floor that looks like it was pulled from a back alley into their trunk).
3. Pay rent for a high end condo for 6 months to allow the new employee to look around and determine the best place to buy a house.
4. Give a cash signing bonus for the final moving and miscellaneous expenses.
Just lol if you are not important enough to have your new employer do that for you.
If one had to relocate to accept the job:
1. They would buy your house from you for the price it was going to list at immediately. So the owner got full value, no commissions to pay out.
2. They would completely pay for your movers. (not applicable for rentcels as movers won't put that dirty hand-me-down couch shaped thing or the mattress sitting on the floor that looks like it was pulled from a back alley into their trunk).
3. Pay rent for a high end condo for 6 months to allow the new employee to look around and determine the best place to buy a house.
4. Give a cash signing bonus for the final moving and miscellaneous expenses.
Just lol if you are not important enough to have your new employer do that for you.
10-17-2022, 07:02 PM
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No problem, OP. Just pay your rent and I'll use that to pay the mortgage.
Thanks for paying the mortgage on a building you will never own, btw.
Thanks for paying the mortgage on a building you will never own, btw.
10-17-2022, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted By EasyPassive⏩
Uninspired, unoriginal, unfunny. Do betterIf you watch your tone i'll let you be late by a few days.
Are you aware I own you? LMAO I'm the real landlord you little cuck. I'll let you pay all of it and on the last year jack the interest rate so you can't pay anymore and seize your house LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Are you aware I own you? LMAO I'm the real landlord you little cuck. I'll let you pay all of it and on the last year jack the interest rate so you can't pay anymore and seize your house LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10-18-2022, 02:03 AM
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GET READY TO PAY YOUR MORTGAGE CUCKS! Also don't forget to pay for your yearly rent to the government, property taxes!
10-18-2022, 02:38 AM
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Originally Posted By LargePeter⏩
Holy fck how brutal your life is, not only are you an ugly mutilated dinkcel that never knew what real sex feels like but you're also a mortgagecuck.All of that is factored into the rent you pay, anteatercel

Slave of the bank, of the government and a slave to your sh*t house. You have done enough maintenance too right mortgagecuck, time to pump even more money to renovate your inflated ****hole.
10-18-2022, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted By ****inator⏩
Rents due budHoly fck how brutal your life is, not only are you an ugly mutilated dinkcel that never knew what real sex feels like but you're also a mortgagecuck.

Slave of the bank, of the government and a slave to your sh*t house. You have done enough maintenance too right mortgagecuck, time to pump even more money to renovate your inflated ****hole.

Slave of the bank, of the government and a slave to your sh*t house. You have done enough maintenance too right mortgagecuck, time to pump even more money to renovate your inflated ****hole.
Don’t be late now, would hate to have to put you on the bad tenant database
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