Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Oh... my bad.

Yeah, I can see how that ONE DAY each year could keep millions of kids away from their Jullie Yard Elite Crusher dreams...

It's not one day each year; it's a mentality that permeates entire school districts. It's the same mentality that allows weirdos to go to schools dressed as the pic you referenced earlier.

To dumb it down for you, "If you give an inch, they'll take a mile."

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By SmillironS⏩

Yeah you’re not laughing about anything, you’re literally the first person I’ve ever seen that hates Halloween. It’s gotta take a real special kinda jaded person to hate a holiday so harmless as Halloween.

I'm pretty sure I made my point clear, Snow White, and it was simply dealing with school.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

I mean...I don't care one way or the other, but please explain how it (or Samhain, which it's derived from) is "Satanic", son.

Surely a Juilliard crusher can come up with a solid argument to support that statement (and no, quoting some LARPing "satanists" or the like doesn't qualify).

The pagan holiday goes back before the Irish accepted it as a Celtic holiday. Update your data.

As for you numbnuts and Juilliard... even though my undergrad grades were exemplary, Juilliard isn't an academic school, especially at the grad level. You and Bushlouse seem to tard up on that fact. There were some straight-up dumb motherfukkers there that had an ungodly high level of proficiency in their specialty. Conversely, you could have graduated 1st in your class at Harvard and snap got denied a grad school acceptance because you talk a good game during the interview but when you pick up your instrument it sounds like 3 cats fighting to the death.

Originally Posted By Judgment⏩

I could see an after-school function for this kind of thing. That’s how we did it growing up in Germany. But we still had a regular class schedule. That way everything was covered.

In America, we don't like to stay late after school, so they contaminate the academic experience with ****g0tty things like Halloween and Valentine's Day and the list goes on. Anything to keep kids from learning. Keep them dumb, and you can control them more easily in adulthood.

Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩

This is the point they all missed. They celebrate making kids wear masks (that don’t do anything to stop viruses) for two years, but now their hair is on fire over one day when politics are out of it and it’s one innocent day of child fun.

Spot the differences and which one would interfere with the learning experience:

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

As for you numbnuts and Juilliard... even though my undergrad grades were exemplary, Juilliard isn't an academic school, especially at the grad level. You and Bushlouse seem to tard up on that fact. There were some straight-up dumb motherfukkers there that had an ungodly high level of proficiency in their specialty. Conversely, you could have graduated 1st in your class at Harvard and snap got denied a grad school acceptance because you talk a good game during the interview but when you pick up your instrument it sounds like 3 cats fighting to the death.

Performing Arts School.. Yeah, we get it Happy Gilmore. We just fuk with you about it because you never went there.

And Timestamp: Today, 07:25 AM... Arguing about Halloween at 4am, son? God damn misc and kids in costumes are serious business!

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

Source? Also, you still didn't explain how it's "Satanic"...

I would expect a little more from a Juilliard attendee.

You know what paganism is, yes? Take that definition and add in celebrating demons, celebrating tortured souls, carving out Jack-O-Lanterns to pay respects to Jack who sold his soul to the Devil for a drink of booze.

I'll bet in a couple of months from now I'm going to have to explain to you how Christmas works, eh, son?

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

Performing Arts School.. Yeah, we get it Happy Gilmore. We just fuk with you about it because you never went there.

What you hope is true and what is reality are different. Sorry, son. Try a cold shower this morning.

Originally Posted By Bushmaster⏩

And Timestamp: Today, 07:25 AM... Arguing about Halloween at 4am, son? God damn misc and kids in costumes are serious business!

Thanks for joining me early this morning, son. After golf, it's down to a business meeting with the elite crusher. I'll ask him his thoughts on Halloween for ya, son. After your bacon, eggs, and Natty Busch, what's on your itinerary?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

606 G0D.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

False, they were meant to ward off evil spirits. Sounds real "satanic".Also, the "stingy jack" thing hardly sounds like celebrating Satan.

Also, how exactly is Paganism "satanic" (and just because it was maligned by a lot of early Christians is not an answer)? You seem to be the one who isn't familiar with what it is.

Ward off evil spirits, lmao. You believe anything you hear if it aligns with your feels. Enjoy your day of worshiping evil. Remember to check your apples before eating, son.

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

Also, how exactly is Paganism "satanic" (and just because it was maligned by a lot of early Christians is not an answer)? You seem to be the one who isn't familiar with what it is.

Are you that guy that steps in dogshiit and after a confirmation through looks and smell, needs to taste it just to be sure?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

You know what paganism is, yes? Take that definition and add in celebrating demons, celebrating tortured souls, carving out Jack-O-Lanterns to pay respects to Jack who sold his soul to the Devil for a drink of booze.

I'll bet in a couple of months from now I'm going to have to explain to you how Christmas works, eh, son?




What you hope is true and what is reality are different. Sorry, son. Try a cold shower this morning.



Thanks for joining me early this morning, son. After golf, it's down to a business meeting with the elite crusher. I'll ask him his thoughts on Halloween for ya, son. After your bacon, eggs, and Natty Busch, what's on your itinerary?

And of course you can't just say something like "I've got insomnia" or "I'm so pissed off about a Halloween discussion on the misc that I can't sleep" lol. No.. gotta be some elite crushers and 54 rounds of speed golf in 45mins.

Thing is though Happy Gilmore, I could come back at 10am, and again at 12pm and you'll still be here. Won't you, son.

Originally Posted By z4v4⏩

You know what paganism is, yes? Take that definition and add in celebrating demons, celebrating tortured souls, carving out Jack-O-Lanterns to pay respects to Jack who sold his soul to the Devil for a drink of booze.

I'll bet in a couple of months from now I'm going to have to explain to you how Christmas works, eh, son?

Oh god,PLEASE DO!!!

And just lol at you thumping your bible and trying to ward off the evil Halloween demons now..

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

Originally Posted By Polaris⏩

Talk out of your ass about something, and then try to avoid backing up your nonsense with anything of substance by making snarky and irrelevant comments.

You really lack that nickels worth, son.

Don't forget my edit of that post, son. You do that, dontcha?

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."

It's a hot night. The mind races. You think about your knife: the only friend who hasn't betrayed you, the only friend who won't be dead by sunup. Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

Deepfat: "I guarantee I beat you by at least 6 strokes. Afterwards, I'll slide my thick conservative cawk in your old lady just to finish the job."

z4: "So when are you available in September to play?"

Deep: "On second thought, I don't play golf with broads. You're such a scumbag that I'd be much more inclined to just slap the chit out of you."

z4: "MMA match works, too. So when are you available this month?

Deep: "I won't subject myself to being in the presence of a scumbag."