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post 1677192363 02-14-2023, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Smh. What happened to being bros and uplifting each other?
I was thinking the same thing.

Stay up HM dawg.
I loe e.
post 1677193843 02-14-2023, 12:42 PM
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post 1677194753 02-14-2023, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
These two guys rolling in in some Bentley should do the trick. Just imagine if HM was a millionaire with few bachelors pads around cities like Miami, Vancouver, etc. It's a story of success even the most prudest of sloots and bros can't ignore. Youd be embarrassed if they tried to talk to you or your sister? What if he owned the whole bar you're drinking at, and can fly you to places your dink can only dream of reaching? They won't be denied.
attracting sloots for the wrong reasons wont do them any favors

the issues are deep rooted and money cant fix that
post 1677195753 02-14-2023, 01:06 PM
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Everyone gets monkey branched. It's a part of life and dating

Hm the legend aint do nothin but pick the wrong one apparently

time to find fresh meat hnng
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post 1677196243 02-14-2023, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By lnvictus
These two guys rolling in in some Bentley should do the trick. Just imagine if HM was a millionaire with few bachelors pads around cities like Miami, Vancouver, etc. It's a story of success even the most prudest of sloots and bros can't ignore. Youd be embarrassed if they tried to talk to you or your sister? What if he owned the whole bar you're drinking at, and can fly you to places your dink can only dream of reaching? They won't be denied.
Money dont make the man. Money is important but its deeper than that. You can get money and be a dork but you’re just a rich dork

My sister would never date a dork. I don’t even know how a female would feel protected hanging around a man that looks like that, he looks like a victim

Originally Posted By monster0ultra
das it

I hate how politically correct the OG version is, imma need to get that jailbreak version
post 1677196403 02-14-2023, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ymer
Agree with the miscers that say that what else should he expect if he looks like that.

Also agree that miscers should lift each others up.

So, stop crying and fist yourself HoustonMiscer and then lift hard and diet, get shredded and become a chad.
That's the classic misc response I was looking for..
I'm back, bitches!
post 1677196773 02-14-2023, 01:22 PM
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I'm back, bitches!
post 1677198683 02-14-2023, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot
DanielleGreen? The "conservative" girl who regularly took acid and peyote, ****ed random bartenders and left the misc after getting back together with the ex-boyfriend who cheated on her? Yeah not a slut at all.
Never heard that she banged random bartenders. If I recall, she was to cautious to do that. The drugs are OK if she only does them rarely, but she prob made a mistake if she got back with a guy who cheated.
post 1677201063 02-14-2023, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I cant have sympathy for a guy with a 2011 join date that looks like mash potato. if he was a little skinny fat I could let that slide, but full bloat for over a decade? And whilst in your prime years?. Nah. No excuse for that.
post 1677202363 02-14-2023, 02:37 PM
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what in the world
post 1677202963 02-14-2023, 02:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Every miscer who posts these vocaroos has a made for radio voice. Mirin.
post 1677207773 02-14-2023, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Smh. What happened to being bros and uplifting each other?
Crabs in a bucket.
post 1677207893 02-14-2023, 03:57 PM
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This is why you need to waifumax
post 1677208583 02-14-2023, 04:09 PM
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The problem is men making their self worth based on the actions of sloots.

Okay so she burned you hard like that. That's on her. That's on her conscious. Trust me, hoes like that aren't living a good life. No normal person does that chit. Just take the L, learn from it, and move on. Just because she's a chit stain of a human being doesn't mean your self worth should be based on that.

Dude has had several years to cut weight, lift and better himself. The problem is that he's going against guys that actually put in the time and effort IN ALL ASPECTS of life to be better. So ofcourse he's going to continue to struggle despite getting better mentally about women.

Also, stop treating the common whore like a queen. I won't buy any female, and I haven't, any food/drink/item that I don't clearly know that they have the intention to work towards a relationship with me OR is a good friend/family friend of mine. I don't buy a woman anything on the first date. I don't know her. This isn't the 1950s anymore. They want to play games so fuk them. They have money now, right?

Such is the way of men nowadays though. They cuck right away and expect not be treated like a cuck. If a woman respects you as a man, they'll never do that type of chit to you
post 1677208863 02-14-2023, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Rebel012
Every miscer who posts these vocaroos has a made for radio voice. Mirin.
Black Gandalf has the voice of an angel, srsly

Truly a gift from Eru Ilúvatar
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post 1677209103 02-14-2023, 04:17 PM
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Read like half the first page and couldn't read any more.

How the fck do you cucks let this sht happen? If you feel like you aren't getting the respect you deserve during a date just walk out (dead fckn srs). Also lol at taking tinder broads on a date. That's like a third date, if she's behaving
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post 1677209593 02-14-2023, 04:27 PM
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Welp, now I don't feel so bad for banging a broad raw dawg, then going to my then gf's house to get her to clean it off with her mouth. She loved the taste, but Bich cheated on me later anyways.

Sloots gon' sloot and some deserve their karma.
post 1677212733 02-14-2023, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Good point. Everybody got cucked at some point then had to learn from it. HM's journey is just a bit more delayed because he was originally FA
post 1677212783 02-14-2023, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken
lmao savage. These hoes ain't loyal.

Fuk, can't believe how common that **** is. I have two buddies who had girls do that to them.

Full school paid at an expensive university only to be fuked after she got her degree.
post 1677213163 02-14-2023, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SamIAm1892
Fuk, can't believe how common that **** is. I have two buddies who had girls do that to them.

Full school paid at an expensive university only to be fuked after she got her degree.
A new cuck is born every minute. But also you are the company you keep.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1677213493 02-14-2023, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Rebel012
Every miscer who posts these vocaroos has a made for radio voice. Mirin.
If it makes you feel better I've posted vocaroos and generally get (rightfully) ripped to shreds.

Anyway I used to support HM a lot but he went a bit weird in the end, not sure if that's still the case. Still sad to get fked so early into starting to date (in general I mean not with that specific girl) but hopefully he can pick himself up, dust himself off, and find someone better.
post 1677214153 02-14-2023, 05:50 PM
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen him be a dick to anyone. Not sure he deserves getting roasted, but I don’t get most of the drama I see on the misc. happy to be unaware
post 1677214233 02-14-2023, 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend
If it makes you feel better I've posted vocaroos and generally get (rightfully) ripped to shreds.

Anyway I used to support HM a lot but he went a bit weird in the end, not sure if that's still the case. Still sad to get fked so early into starting to date (in general I mean not with that specific girl) but hopefully he can pick himself up, dust himself off, and find someone better.
Meh, my voice is decent and deep, but not as suave sounding as some of these recordings.

Houston Miscer just refuses to get serious about health and fitness, so he can't be surprised.
post 1677214303 02-14-2023, 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan
I cant have sympathy for a guy with a 2011 join date that looks like mash potato. if he was a little skinny fat I could let that slide, but full bloat for over a decade? And whilst in your prime years?. Nah. No excuse for that.
Facts.
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post 1677253963 02-15-2023, 09:14 AM
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Wait. So, he only took her to dinners for a year? Just kisses? That is all u did, and u thought u were together?
post 1677254293 02-15-2023, 09:18 AM
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This is a brutal lesson, shoots gonna sloot. Best to learn it early

You’ll bounce back HM
post 1677254743 02-15-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
You should start a podcast or YouTube channel playing JRPGs you have a silky smooth voice id listen during my daily walks (absolutely no homo no racist ofc)
post 1677255203 02-15-2023, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
I was eating good off that left over Panda Express chow mein

Why did you have to end it houstonmiscer?!
Repped...thanks for the belly laugh this morning!!
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post 1677255523 02-15-2023, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By BigDeeps01
This is a brutal lesson, shoots gonna sloot. Best to learn it early

You’ll bounce back HM
Well to be fair he's been on the misc for long enough to where she shouldn't be getting played so easily like that. The constant sloots gonna sloot threads, all the redpilled **** just went in one ear and out the other, I guess.

Also like others said howtf can you be on a bodybuilding forum for a decade and never hit the gym? I mean wtf was he doing this whole time?

It's harsh but you can't help people who don't want to help themselves
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