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Thread: How to get rid of a sex doll (srs)

post 1677601293 02-20-2023, 10:46 AM
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Lmao strong everything ITT.

Rent it out to the resident whoremaxxxer crew, they like emotionless sex with fukkdolls I heard
post 1677601363 02-20-2023, 10:47 AM
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Lmao just keep the thing around the house for the lols.

Can’t imagine bruhs that actually use those things though, life ain’t fair apparently. That shame after plugging a silicone sex doll vag must be next level.
post 1677601603 02-20-2023, 10:51 AM
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1-800 got junk bro.

This is why I misc.
post 1677601763 02-20-2023, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
reps if you can post it in the doggy position so we can see her butthole
Willing to if a mod comes ITT and assures no band camp
post 1677601913 02-20-2023, 10:55 AM
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Post more pics pls
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post 1677601933 02-20-2023, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Op needs real world advice on how to get rid of a sex doll that requires a 9" dick.
This leads to a Miscer coming forward within the space of a few posts and admiting he works in the sex doll industry.
Other miscers advise cutting it up like they've done it before on the regular.
Meanwhile Rich is currently trying to get finances in place to purchase it.



Why I misc.
Bro, lets be srs tho...imagine ridng this sloot doll on your hog down the highway. How many people would be srsly mirin...

See monster0ultra's sig
post 1677601953 02-20-2023, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
Long story short I made an impulse purchase during black Friday and dropped $1,500 on a fukin sex doll (Looked realistic as fuk in the pictures).

Week later the package arrives. So heavy that I tweak my back just trying to move it from my porch to closet.

Attempt to use it and the vag is misplaced 4-5 inches too far towards the front of the doll and it has like a 45 inch ass so anal almost impossible as well (see sig, only 6.3")

It's been sitting on the floor of my closet for 3 months with blankets hiding it. I'm ready to get rid of it, only issue is that it is about 140 pounds of awkward dead weight and looks like a human so it's not a simple as just tossing it in the dumpster during the weekly dump run. Also it has a solid metal skeleton and I don't have a cutting torch to break it down into smaller pieces.

Wut do misc? Measlies for legitimate good answers.
Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Just messaged my 'CREW' to see about taking money out of 'camp funds' for this....

Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Op needs real world advice on how to get rid of a sex doll that requires a 9" dick.
This leads to a Miscer coming forward within the space of a few posts and admiting he works in the sex doll industry.
Other miscers advise cutting it up like they've done it before on the regular.
Meanwhile Rich is currently trying to get finances in place to purchase it.



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post 1677601963 02-20-2023, 10:56 AM
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Mainebrah I might be able to fuk that thing in half for you. Also lol at her claiming 140 lbs.
post 1677602033 02-20-2023, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Gryphonly⏩
1-800 got junk bro.

This is why I misc.
Damn brah you just reminded me of an idea.

@Nonsense916, are you willing to drive to Mass and haul my doll away? You could sell it in Houston and at least get your gas money back srs
post 1677602153 02-20-2023, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Op needs real world advice on how to get rid of a sex doll that requires a 9" dick.
This leads to a Miscer coming forward within the space of a few posts and admiting he works in the sex doll industry.
Other miscers advise cutting it up like they've done it before on the regular.
Meanwhile Rich is currently trying to get finances in place to purchase it.

Why I misc.
Well said! This is classic misc and why I joined instead of just lurking. Laughing so hard I'm crying in this thread.
post 1677602193 02-20-2023, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Bro, lets be srs tho...imagine ridng this sloot doll on your hog down the highway. How many people would be srsly mirin...

post 1677602213 02-20-2023, 11:00 AM
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People figure out how to get rid of a dead body and a miscer don't even know how to get rid of a sex doll.


Great monday lols.
post 1677602353 02-20-2023, 11:03 AM
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One man's trash is another man's treasure










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post 1677602623 02-20-2023, 11:08 AM
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That sex doll has silencespeaks' fingers.
post 1677602843 02-20-2023, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
One man's trash is another man's treasure










If I lived in Florida I'd just toss it out in public somewhere, and feel good that within an hour Florida Man would pick it up and inherit it. Unfortunately that's not an option in my situation.
post 1677603013 02-20-2023, 11:15 AM
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post 1677603023 02-20-2023, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By dingleberrry⏩
Get an incel to purchase it
Lightly used!
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Pinoy crew

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post 1677603343 02-20-2023, 11:21 AM
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all I know from this thread it that Snake is one dirty mo-fukka
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post 1677603573 02-20-2023, 11:23 AM
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Lmfao. This thread is great.
OP delivers pics fukkin lol. Repped brah
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post 1677603713 02-20-2023, 11:26 AM
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https://www.kanadoll.com/2021/08/12/...old-sex-dolls/

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post 1677603753 02-20-2023, 11:26 AM
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You only did one time? That’s an expensive escort
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post 1677604023 02-20-2023, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted By SelfSerg⏩
Well said! This is classic misc and why I joined instead of just lurking. Laughing so hard I'm crying in this thread.
Funniest part isn't that op has a sex doll it's that a miscer hopped in who works in the sex doll industry
post 1677604123 02-20-2023, 11:34 AM
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Lmao
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post 1677604433 02-20-2023, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
lol that is great and creepy



would smash
post 1677604443 02-20-2023, 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Funniest part isn't that op has a sex doll it's that a miscer hopped in who works in the sex doll industry
And that's what makes it a classic MISC thread. It takes all kinds and they're all in here lol
post 1677604503 02-20-2023, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Funniest part isn't that op has a sex doll it's that a miscer hopped in who works in the sex doll industry
are you really surprised tho....its the Misc
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post 1677604523 02-20-2023, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Nothingburger⏩
Saw it up and put it in black garbage bags. Also, add some ketchup for the lulz and leave the bag partially open. Conspicuously drag them out to your trash in front of a neighbor while maintaining eye contact.
was thinking this. dress it up and leave it on the side of the highway face down and film people pulling over

have a purse thats spilling stuff out nearby
post 1677604533 02-20-2023, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By jstn0127⏩
https://www.kanadoll.com/2021/08/12/...old-sex-dolls/

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The problem with these suggestions is that every option entails me having to explain to a person irl that I'm trying to get rid of a sex doll.
post 1677605213 02-20-2023, 11:49 AM
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fkn lol at the chops

but you can throw it out whole who cares who sees you or rent a reciprocating saw from home depot and saw it into pieces and put in a bag
post 1677605313 02-20-2023, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By mainebrahh⏩
The problem with these suggestions is that every option entails me having to explain to a person irl that I'm trying to get rid of a sex doll.
Drive it to a landfill and wear a beanie and 5 COVID masks.
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