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05-31-2023, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By FinBra⏩
strong username to deductive reasoning about aquatic animals correlation.Almost sounds like someone edited the audio. Or maybe the pan away saved it from being recorded. But yeah sounds like they're trying to say it.
05-31-2023, 02:19 PM
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Sharks don't attack immediately. His best chance would've been to swim TOWARD the sharke to grab the buoy, then pulled himself up the cable it's attached to.
Worst case that small shark bits into his leg, but it will let go if it's out the water long enough
Worst case that small shark bits into his leg, but it will let go if it's out the water long enough
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
Yeah I was talking to my girl about how they always gas up dead people in stuff like this, it’s always “oh they just lit up a room” even if the person had all the markers of being a retarded ass hole waste of life."Early on Friday morning, Justin Osborne, who identified himself as one of Robbins’ baseball coaches, posted on ******** that the news of Robbins’ absence was “absolutely heartbreaking.”
“This kid is one of best kids I’ve ever had the privilege to coach. His heart was huge, always smiling, always finding best in others,” he added."
Just once i want to see a case where someone says "Yeah he was a real douche and nobody liked him."
“This kid is one of best kids I’ve ever had the privilege to coach. His heart was huge, always smiling, always finding best in others,” he added."
Just once i want to see a case where someone says "Yeah he was a real douche and nobody liked him."
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Originally Posted By leafs43⏩
Are sharks that hungry they eat the first sign of another animal?Almost certain that kid was eaten by a shark.
At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.
At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.
I figured there are fish around all the time, and they only feed once every other day or so.
05-31-2023, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted By DomMJr⏩
Depends what sort. A bull will bite you just to give you a what for - sort of like how a dog would bat a mouse around for fun. A nurse or something passive, not so much.Are sharks that hungry they eat the first sign of another animal?
I figured there are fish around all the time, and they only feed once every other day or so.
I figured there are fish around all the time, and they only feed once every other day or so.
Can't tell what sort that was, you can only really make out the nose and perhaps the length, and hes not small. It looks small initially but if you go back and look at the wake, you can see hes slithered up a bit, and prolly better than 10ft.
EDIT: prolly a blacktip but who nose
05-31-2023, 02:36 PM
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Prob tried to jestermaxx some sloot who fked tyrone in the nasty cruiseship bathroom 15 mins after the getting his guts poured out by a shark fkkkk
05-31-2023, 02:38 PM
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The movement at 3 sec is a girl throwing her drink over the side, wind it back and forward, you can clearly see it...they're not saying shark, they're saying '****'.
I want to believe, but it ain't no shark.
I want to believe, but it ain't no shark.
05-31-2023, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Aamon⏩
My guy, the dood in the water, whos only sole hope is to grab onto the dingy, swims away from the dingybecause hes so **** scared of that drink landing in the ocean. Its clearly an animal, and the guys **** scared of it. Look again. Or get glasses, ****in ell m8, i swear.The movement at 3 sec is a girl throwing her drink over the side, wind it back and forward, you can clearly see it...they're not saying shark, they're saying '****'.
I want to believe, but it ain't no shark.
I want to believe, but it ain't no shark.
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Think of all the pussy he got for winning the dare.
05-31-2023, 03:12 PM
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brahs this article
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missin...ater-official/
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missin...ater-official/
In the wake of the tragedy, University Lab School Director Kevin George described the former baseball star as a “great kid.”
“He’s an athlete … great smile,great head of hair,” he told WBRZ.
great head of hair? kid just died and likely was eaten by a shark and his former teachers are commenting on his hairline? which miscer was this (srs)“He’s an athlete … great smile,great head of hair,” he told WBRZ.
05-31-2023, 03:14 PM
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Why would he immiediately swim directly to the buoy.
He yeeted out there. Then prolly came up for air immediately to check his reps.
I dont think he would realize his mistake for another 10-20 seconds.
He yeeted out there. Then prolly came up for air immediately to check his reps.
I dont think he would realize his mistake for another 10-20 seconds.
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Wonder how much guilt the guys who did the dare will feel. Or even bystanders who watched him jump off and didn’t stop him
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Originally Posted By kengriffeyjr24⏩
Lmao proof we are in a simulation.brahs this article
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missin...ater-official/
great head of hair? kid just died and likely was eaten by a shark and his former teachers are commenting on his hairline? which miscer was this (srs)
https://nypost.com/2023/05/31/missin...ater-official/
great head of hair? kid just died and likely was eaten by a shark and his former teachers are commenting on his hairline? which miscer was this (srs)
It was on a tiny ass party boat, why didnt someone just tell captain thunderpants to stop and let drunk brah swim and catch up? Makes no sense
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Reads like it was a booze cruise for 18 year olds who can't hold their liquor. Thats why it was in the Bahamas - you can drink there at 18.Wonder how much guilt the guys who did the dare will feel. Or even bystanders who watched him jump off and didn’t stop him
Boyo was prolly ****faced.
05-31-2023, 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
If I was there I'd feel none. Why is it my place to tell someone to not do something stupid? Should I hunt down and confront every one of those parkour ph@gs and tell them they're on borrowed time too? I'm not the one to try to play god.Wonder how much guilt the guys who did the dare will feel. Or even bystanders who watched him jump off and didn’t stop him
05-31-2023, 03:29 PM
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shark got a nice pork sashimi and cracker
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Lmao proof we are in a simulation.
It was on a tiny ass party boat, why didnt someone just tell captain thunderpants to stop and let drunk brah swim and catch up? Makes no sense
It was on a tiny ass party boat, why didnt someone just tell captain thunderpants to stop and let drunk brah swim and catch up? Makes no sense
This is the boat (1:30)
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Originally Posted By T150⏩
Imagine if the ocean was completely transparent all the way to the bottom, and the ocean floor could light up like the sun. Imagine all the disgusting silhouettes of hundreds of thousands of sea creatures swimming around down there.A shark attack would've been quick enough to spare him the mental and physical torture of dying slowly, alone in the pitch black Ocean.
Probably didn't feel a thing due to the adrenaline.
Probably didn't feel a thing due to the adrenaline.
Jfl @ people who swim in the ocean. There's a reason we've only discovered 5% of it, because hardly anyone wants to bother
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Lmao at needing to be taught not to fking jump off a ship.You know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship
This is an inherently male problem. Males get retarded when they’re with their friends. Young men are more likely to die in a car crash if their friends are in the car rather than driving alone. Gee I wonder why.
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Imagine the suffering of that guys' last moments. Seeing the ship fade away into the darkness and then having total black and silence around you while you realize you are going to slowly freeze or drown and are just waiting for whichever happens first. Terrifying.
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
The guy died in mere moments homie. Taken under by a shark.Imagine the suffering of that guys' last moments. Seeing the ship fade away into the darkness and then having total black and silence around you while you realize you are going to slowly freeze or drown and are just waiting for whichever happens first. Terrifying.
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
Had same thought. The dude was def trying to jestermaxx.Prob tried to jestermaxx some sloot who fked tyrone in the nasty cruiseship bathroom 15 mins after the getting his guts poured out by a shark fkkkk
Best case scenario: the dude survives and the sloots give him some attention for 30 seconds and then go and bang chad and tyrone.
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Actual mentally retarded/handicapped people know not to do that. LMAO at thinking they would turn the boat around, they have strict schedules to keep.
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Originally Posted By sothrowedmex⏩
In the USN and can't correctly know the difference between a flare and flair. LMAO, Damn, they'll take anybody it seems.That big ass ocean compared to a person going overboard from a cruise ship is like trying to find a rock in the ocean.
Its damn near impossible, unless said person has something to signal his/her whereabouts like a flair, bright light, dye, beaconing device, etc.
I was in the USN, was on aircraft carriers, and if someone went over, it would be difficult to retrieve them, unless they had the above mentioned devices. An aircraft carrier is 250 feet tall and over 1000 feet long, while cruise ships have a height above the waterline of around 72 metres (236ft 11in) and 1000 feet long respectively.
But in bootcamp they taught us how to float using our clothes in case we ever went overboard. But floating wont keep you from being eaten alive by sharks.
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Watched video, it didn't look like that big of a ship but camera angle could be deceiving.
Its damn near impossible, unless said person has something to signal his/her whereabouts like a flair, bright light, dye, beaconing device, etc.
I was in the USN, was on aircraft carriers, and if someone went over, it would be difficult to retrieve them, unless they had the above mentioned devices. An aircraft carrier is 250 feet tall and over 1000 feet long, while cruise ships have a height above the waterline of around 72 metres (236ft 11in) and 1000 feet long respectively.
But in bootcamp they taught us how to float using our clothes in case we ever went overboard. But floating wont keep you from being eaten alive by sharks.
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Watched video, it didn't look like that big of a ship but camera angle could be deceiving.
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05-31-2023, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted By DomMJr⏩
This is the boat (1:30)
This is the boat (1:30)
Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
It was this 2-story small boat. They did turn around and could not find him.Actual mentally retarded/handicapped people know not to do that. LMAO at thinking they would turn the boat around, they have strict schedules to keep.
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Now you see the consequences of having a poor education system. Also, cruises are completely pointless.
05-31-2023, 05:02 PM
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It's that sinking feeling when you find yourself in a situation without a safety net.
This was something Jonathan Haidt wrote about where kids now are mollycoddled by parents and can't take controlled risks in childhood when the consequences aren't so high. This guy gets a little bit of freedom, does something stupid and pays the ultimate price.
This was something Jonathan Haidt wrote about where kids now are mollycoddled by parents and can't take controlled risks in childhood when the consequences aren't so high. This guy gets a little bit of freedom, does something stupid and pays the ultimate price.
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