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Thread: How'd this small dik redditor get a cute gf

post 1685388333 06-27-2023, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Well within reason, as a micro doesn’t cut it. And in my case it’s impossible to cum cause I can barely feel a dam thing , and may as well be fuking a jug of warm water .
From my experience with over a dozen different sloots,I’ve never had one that was satisfied , and most complained because you end up pounding their hips too hard . They prefer to get well stretched down there , not their legs pounded apart
That's brutal man. If I were you I'd give jelqing or bathmate a go and as a last resort, surgery. But that comes with a lot of risks. Are you lean? Getting lean af will remove pubic area fat which might help. Otherwise get good at oral or trannymax.
Dude in the vid is 3.5-4 inches
post 1685388443 06-27-2023, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted By bignaj⏩
news flash the size of your cawk doesn’t matter that much to women
Sounds like someone with a small dink would say
post 1685388533 06-27-2023, 06:35 AM
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CherryPopinski very unsettled right now
Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
also less wear and tear on her most valuable asset
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post 1685391303 06-27-2023, 07:36 AM
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Interesting I have the same wall and floor tile in my shower
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post 1685408963 06-27-2023, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Khumatmibro⏩
Whatever dude keep on e-stating all you like but I'm 8.5 inches and that guy is about 3 shorter than me.
****ing lol! 8.5" is on par with some of the biggest guys in porn, Johnny Sins and Jordi are not even 7", get the **** out of here bro lololol.

Edit: Looked at your profile pics just now, I wish I didn't do that.
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post 1685409253 06-27-2023, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats⏩
Sounds like cope. Go on any swingers site and the F and/or MF couples are always seeking the biggest dinks to get pounded with, no point bringing another guy into the bedroom if he's no bigger than the chicks husband
post 1685411483 06-27-2023, 12:52 PM
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lol incels be mad

brah has micropenor banging OF tier sloot all day every day and makingphaggots sweat

that's how it's done
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post 1685411603 06-27-2023, 12:54 PM
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She's fukin hot but all these comments about the dudes cock not being tiny shows you all the tiny cocks on the Misc lmao!
post 1685411913 06-27-2023, 12:57 PM
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thats small?

This is unsettling
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post 1685412353 06-27-2023, 01:03 PM
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The about of coping the incels in this thread are doing is pathetic but funnny. "money" "he's a cuck" "she sleeps with chads on the side". You guys have to stop watching so much porn. also their basically looks matched.
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post 1685428853 06-27-2023, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
She's fukin hot but all these comments about the dudes cock not being tiny shows you all the tiny cocks on the Misc lmao!
Yeah I think a lot of miscers may have small ones since they think thats average lmao
post 1685429503 06-27-2023, 05:23 PM
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That’s a lot of dik talk, bunch of ****g0ts here.
post 1685429533 06-27-2023, 05:23 PM
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Lets be real. Dude has godlike levels of confidence. If my body looked like that or my dikk was that small there's no way in hell I'd even think I have a shot with a girl under 200lbs. Would most likely not even attempt to flirt with a girl with a body like that.



Furthermore if I looked like that and had a dick that small no way in hell would I be showing it on the internet.
post 1685430583 06-27-2023, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Khumatmibro⏩
Dude is probably about 5.5. which by your statistics is average.
If you think that's a 5.5 incher, you'll probably rope if you ever measure your dink.
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post 1685430803 06-27-2023, 05:47 PM
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Small dikk or not, I assume any couple posting to reddit are cucks. Srs.
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post 1685431033 06-27-2023, 05:51 PM
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the fat pad can definitely reduce your erection length, and also being obese is worse for bloodflow and erection quality
post 1685431193 06-27-2023, 05:53 PM
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And you're still wanking off to it
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post 1685431443 06-27-2023, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
And you're still wanking off to it
I didnt srs
post 1685431543 06-27-2023, 05:58 PM
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If it walks and quacks like a cuck then it probably is
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post 1685431793 06-27-2023, 06:03 PM
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Miscers jealous of a guy who has a prostitute for a wife
post 1685432823 06-27-2023, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By tricepertops⏩
Miscers jealous of a guy who has a prostitute for a wife
Im not sure ild mind if the only guy shes done onlyfans content with is me
post 1685552283 06-29-2023, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By selfishchad⏩
And miscers called me small lmao

Spoiler!

Why did you post your Asian dick?
post 1685552693 06-29-2023, 01:51 PM
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He’s tall.

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post 1685554243 06-29-2023, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By p7nk⏩
also their basically looks matched.
No shot, he looks terrible.
Originally Posted By guest89⏩
Lets be real. Dude has godlike levels of confidence. If my body looked like that or my dikk was that small there's no way in hell I'd even think I have a shot with a girl under 200lbs. Would most likely not even attempt to flirt with a girl with a body like that.



Furthermore if I looked like that and had a dick that small no way in hell would I be showing it on the internet.
Lol, this is true.
Originally Posted By GaloisTheory⏩
If you think that's a 5.5 incher, you'll probably rope if you ever measure your dink.
He claimed 8.5" lololol.
Originally Posted By Skirrel⏩
the fat pad can definitely reduce your erection length, and also being obese is worse for bloodflow and erection quality
Being fat ruins everything.

Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
He’s tall.

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Height means nothing when you look that bad, if he lost at least sixty pounds he'd probably look pretty good though.
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post 1685554743 06-29-2023, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By jamiejammer⏩
No shot, he looks terrible.

Lol, this is true.

He claimed 8.5" lololol.

Being fat ruins everything.



Height means nothing when you look that bad, if he lost at least sixty pounds he'd probably look pretty good though.
It's insane how much the facial aesthetics change. That beer belly in the first pic doesn't even look that bad but the differences in the face are insane.
post 1685556183 06-29-2023, 02:39 PM
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Being that fat is so disrespectful to his wife.

Can't at least give up the candy bars and start doing cardio?
post 1685557113 06-29-2023, 02:51 PM
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Negged for researching and linking to pics of a dudes dick you f*cking ph aggot
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post 1685557683 06-29-2023, 02:58 PM
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This thread should give incels and virgin nerds confidence if this fat regular guy with a smaller penis can get a hot loyal young wife what is your excuse? the guys on here who are virgins or incels nad have no girlfriends clowning this dudes penis yet he is banging a hottie, use it as motivation dont hate on the dude he is getting to bust nuts while you are negative and have inferiority complex worried about height and penis size

If you got a bigger dick than him use this as motivation to say hey you packing heat no excuse to be single and incel
post 1685558543 06-29-2023, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo⏩
you are telling me thats not obviously small?
She is hot but in the one video he is fudging her pretty good so he is doing it right. I’d say mine is twice as thick and long though. If my dink was that small I’d at least look into pumps or pills or something.
post 1685558673 06-29-2023, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ChaliHo⏩
This thread should give incels and virgin nerds confidence if this fat regular guy with a smaller penis can get a hot loyal young wife what is your excuse? the guys on here who are virgins or incels nad have no girlfriends clowning this dudes penis yet he is banging a hottie, use it as motivation dont hate on the dude he is getting to bust nuts while you are negative and have inferiority complex worried about height and penis size

If you got a bigger dick than him use this as motivation to say hey you packing heat no excuse to be single and incel
No woman is loyal. She is doing his videos in hoping another man will see it. When women hit 30 they change big time. You will screw a girl 3 times before she tells you she is married and it’s all the same. He beats me and has a small cawk and really doesn’t care.
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