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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
Damn, if a forensic sketch artist were to draw you based on this list, he'd just have to draw a dog's ass mid shyt.Can't post my pics on misc for privacy reasons, but I sent my pictures to wheat waffles when I was 195 lbs in march. here's what he had to say about my face word for word :
These are your worst features in order of importance:
1) High bf% - although you’re not obese, there is still a bit too much
fat in your face covering definition particularly around your jawline
and midface. you have potential to be 5 if you lowered your bf%
2) Rounded cheeks
3) Loose hyoid skin – this and rounded cheeks are mostly owing to
high bf% too
4) Oversized nose
5) Slight facial asymmetry
6) Negative eyebrow tilt
7) Thin lips
8) Gonion isn’t sharp enough – it’s too rounded
9) Curved hairline
10) Possible balding, I'm not 100% sure on this one, but I'm including
it just in case. And although balding doesn’t directly impact your
facial attractiveness it still will affect massively how women treat
you.
11) Overly rough skin texture
12) Slight negative canthal tilt
13) Large eye-eyebrow length
14) Slight presence of eyebags
And yeah, I have a very short face. I have short face syndrome. My features are very compressed. My hope for Bimax is a result similar to this guy :

This guy went from a Timmy to a Chad overnight
These are your worst features in order of importance:
1) High bf% - although you’re not obese, there is still a bit too much
fat in your face covering definition particularly around your jawline
and midface. you have potential to be 5 if you lowered your bf%
2) Rounded cheeks
3) Loose hyoid skin – this and rounded cheeks are mostly owing to
high bf% too
4) Oversized nose
5) Slight facial asymmetry
6) Negative eyebrow tilt
7) Thin lips
8) Gonion isn’t sharp enough – it’s too rounded
9) Curved hairline
10) Possible balding, I'm not 100% sure on this one, but I'm including
it just in case. And although balding doesn’t directly impact your
facial attractiveness it still will affect massively how women treat
you.
11) Overly rough skin texture
12) Slight negative canthal tilt
13) Large eye-eyebrow length
14) Slight presence of eyebags
And yeah, I have a very short face. I have short face syndrome. My features are very compressed. My hope for Bimax is a result similar to this guy :

This guy went from a Timmy to a Chad overnight
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
12-12-2023, 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Bro STFU. You're obese. How do you have any right to criticize anyone's looks when your morbidly obese?Damn, if a forensic sketch artist were to draw you based on this list, he'd just have to draw a dog's ass mid shyt.
You always come after BBMG by saying he's not a real man and blame his inceldom on his personality, but your literally a FOOT taller than him. You think you pull bitches because your game is so much better than his??? Nope, it's because your 6'3 and he's 5'3. You fukking stupid monkey
12-12-2023, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
I willed myself to be this tall. And from what I read, you and I may be the same body fat. Though I have 100lbs of muscle on you. That's why I can criticize.Bro STFU. You're obese. How do you have any right to criticize anyone's looks when your morbidly obese?
You always come after BBMG by saying he's not a real man and blame his inceldom on his personality, but your literally a FOOT taller than him. You think you pull bitches because your game is so much better than his??? Nope, it's because your 6'3 and he's 5'3. You fukking stupid monkey
You always come after BBMG by saying he's not a real man and blame his inceldom on his personality, but your literally a FOOT taller than him. You think you pull bitches because your game is so much better than his??? Nope, it's because your 6'3 and he's 5'3. You fukking stupid monkey
I hope to god you're beautiful on the inside.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
12-12-2023, 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Remember, this review was back in March when I was 195 lbs. I'm 175 now. I've lost weight. And I'm on my way to 160 lbs.I willed myself to be this tall. And from what I read, you and I may be the same body fat. Though I have 100lbs of muscle on you. That's why I can criticize.
I hope to god you're beautiful on the inside.
I hope to god you're beautiful on the inside.
It doesn't matter how much muscle you have. I'd rather be 5'10 and 160 lbs over being 6'3 and 300 pounds. And I'll pick the former everytime because I'd rather not drop dead of heart disease in my 50s
12-12-2023, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
1-3 can be solved by not being obese. 4-14 are just cope because your real issue is mental illness.Can't post my pics on misc for privacy reasons, but I sent my pictures to wheat waffles when I was 195 lbs in march. here's what he had to say about my face word for word :
These are your worst features in order of importance:
1) High bf% - although you’re not obese, there is still a bit too much
fat in your face covering definition particularly around your jawline
and midface. you have potential to be 5 if you lowered your bf%
2) Rounded cheeks
3) Loose hyoid skin – this and rounded cheeks are mostly owing to
high bf% too
4) Oversized nose
5) Slight facial asymmetry
6) Negative eyebrow tilt
7) Thin lips
8) Gonion isn’t sharp enough – it’s too rounded
9) Curved hairline
10) Possible balding, I'm not 100% sure on this one, but I'm including
it just in case. And although balding doesn’t directly impact your
facial attractiveness it still will affect massively how women treat
you.
11) Overly rough skin texture
12) Slight negative canthal tilt
13) Large eye-eyebrow length
14) Slight presence of eyebags
And yeah, I have a very short face. I have short face syndrome. My features are very compressed. My hope for Bimax is a result similar to this guy :

This guy went from a Timmy to a Chad overnight
These are your worst features in order of importance:
1) High bf% - although you’re not obese, there is still a bit too much
fat in your face covering definition particularly around your jawline
and midface. you have potential to be 5 if you lowered your bf%
2) Rounded cheeks
3) Loose hyoid skin – this and rounded cheeks are mostly owing to
high bf% too
4) Oversized nose
5) Slight facial asymmetry
6) Negative eyebrow tilt
7) Thin lips
8) Gonion isn’t sharp enough – it’s too rounded
9) Curved hairline
10) Possible balding, I'm not 100% sure on this one, but I'm including
it just in case. And although balding doesn’t directly impact your
facial attractiveness it still will affect massively how women treat
you.
11) Overly rough skin texture
12) Slight negative canthal tilt
13) Large eye-eyebrow length
14) Slight presence of eyebags
And yeah, I have a very short face. I have short face syndrome. My features are very compressed. My hope for Bimax is a result similar to this guy :

This guy went from a Timmy to a Chad overnight
12-12-2023, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
I'll still be here at 50. You'll have been dead for at least 15 years. Inceldom weighs heavily on the mind. You'll rope decades before I die.Remember, this review was back in March when I was 195 lbs. I'm 175 now. I've lost weight. And I'm on my way to 160 lbs.
It doesn't matter how much muscle you have. I'd rather be 5'10 and 160 lbs over being 6'3 and 300 pounds. And I'll pick the former everytime because I'd rather not drop dead of heart disease in my 50s
It doesn't matter how much muscle you have. I'd rather be 5'10 and 160 lbs over being 6'3 and 300 pounds. And I'll pick the former everytime because I'd rather not drop dead of heart disease in my 50s
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
12-12-2023, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By Rebel012⏩
If 4-14 is cope, why is plastic surgery so popular?1-3 can be solved by not being obese. 4-14 are just cope because your real issue is mental illness.
Why are nosejobs even a thing? Why do so many people get them?
Look, I get it. Your just a bluepilled ******
Like RagnorChadbok said :
"The importance of face isn't as widely understood - we thought getting jacked was the epitome of looksmaxing. Now we know that’s not true and it’s mostly just face & height. The younger generation understands this too. Misc can’t adapt though and see how their pursuit for aesthetics via bodybuilding is just parallel (and inferior) to zoomers wanting to improve their face"
RagnorChadbok is right. You're just a deranged bluepilled boomer who thinks just being in shape is all it takes
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Nah, I won't rope. There's too many distractions and simple pleasures in life to rope. If my looksmaxxing fails, I'll just fuk escorts, eat good food, watch sports, enjoy my hobbies, and go on fun vacations. as a single man I'll have the freedom to do all of this and whatever else I wantI'll still be here at 50. You'll have been dead for at least 15 years. Inceldom weighs heavily on the mind. You'll rope decades before I die.
12-12-2023, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
Imagine you wake up with no jaw because of complications during that surgery. Things could always be worse than they are now. Maybe just learn to not be a pheggit and be glad that you're just ugly and not deformed and retarded.Nah, I won't rope. There's too many distractions and simple pleasures in life to rope. If my looksmaxxing fails, I'll just fuk escorts, eat good food, watch sports, enjoy my hobbies, and go on fun vacations. as a single man I'll have the freedom to do all of this and whatever else I want
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
12-12-2023, 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
"Just be glad that your an incel"Imagine you wake up with no jaw because of complications during that surgery. Things could always be worse than they are now. Maybe just learn to not be a pheggit and be glad that you're just ugly and not deformed and retarded.
No thanks brah. There's miscers on here that said they wouldn't give up sex for a BILLION DOLLARS. Think about it, with a billion dollars you can have anything in the world you wanted and miscers would pass up on that for some access to sugar walls. They're right. Intimacy is at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs next to food and water.
I have a gameplan not to be an incel anymore where there's a 50%+ chance it works out. Why wouldn't I take the gameplan?
12-12-2023, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
Because you may end up worse off."Just be glad that your an incel"
No thanks brah. There's miscers on here that said they wouldn't give up sex for a BILLION DOLLARS. Think about it, with a billion dollars you can have anything in the world you wanted and miscers would pass up on that for some access to sugar walls. They're right. Intimacy is at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs next to food and water.
I have a gameplan not to be an incel anymore where there's a 50%+ chance it works out. Why wouldn't I take the gameplan?
No thanks brah. There's miscers on here that said they wouldn't give up sex for a BILLION DOLLARS. Think about it, with a billion dollars you can have anything in the world you wanted and miscers would pass up on that for some access to sugar walls. They're right. Intimacy is at the bottom of Maslow's Hierarchy of needs next to food and water.
I have a gameplan not to be an incel anymore where there's a 50%+ chance it works out. Why wouldn't I take the gameplan?
Like this guy.
Spoiler!

When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
LOL, I'll take the risk brah. I'm only getting two surgeries on my face : bimax with genio and a nosejob. I don't think I'll look anything like thatBecause you may end up worse off.
Like this guy.
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Like this guy.
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩



what do they need to do to my face to fix me? srs
LMAO bro you already know the answer. You're bald. Go to Turkey and get a hair transplant



what do they need to do to my face to fix me? srs
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
What advice u want im a chadbump
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Originally Posted By RagnarChadbrok⏩
You ARE gay
I’m a straight male who understands my life has been very blessed because I’m good looking, and wants to share that gift with the Misc because of goodwill nostalgia from posting here as a teenager
We are not the same
I’m a straight male who understands my life has been very blessed because I’m good looking, and wants to share that gift with the Misc because of goodwill nostalgia from posting here as a teenager
We are not the same
She moved like she was 18
She was 15 tho I know because her mom dropped me off
Hahaha
Dom is so hilarious
I know djs you never even heard of like AVicii
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Originally Posted By AlexBigDik⏩
\Where do I meet women when I looksmax and surgerymax into a 6/10?What advice u want im a chad
I won't be using apps
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Originally Posted By Muzzchpress⏩
At a bar or a club.\Where do I meet women when I looksmax and surgerymax into a 6/10?
I won't be using apps
I won't be using apps
Always stay untill the last light, thats when they get desperate.
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Originally Posted By AlexBigDik⏩
What's my gameplan at bars and clubs? Remember, I'm not a Chad so I can't just walk up to a sloot and say "Hey sloot lets dance"At a bar or a club.
Always stay untill the last light, thats when they get desperate.
Always stay untill the last light, thats when they get desperate.
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