damn he called chris tucker a peedophile aka epstein

CLIFFS

On Kevin Hart: “In 15 years in Hollywood, no one in Hollywood has a memory of a sold-out Kevin Hart show, there being a line for him, ever getting a standing ovation at any comedy club. He already had his deals when he got here. Have we heard of a comedian that came to L.A., and in his first year in L.A., he had his own sitcom on network television and had his own film called Soul Plane that he was leading? No. We’ve never heard of that before that person or since that person. What do you think a plant is? Maybe people don’t understand the definitions of these words. He just did his documentary with Chris Rock, where he shows you that his whole upbringing in comedy was on the East Coast. So how, simultaneously, was he here in Los Angeles doing the same thing? It didn’t happen.

For a five-year period, every single movie that Kevin Hart did was a movie that had been on my desk. All I had said was ‘Can we take some of this Stepin Fetchit **** out and then I can do it? It don’t need to be overtly homosexual ’cause I’m not homosexual. It doesn’t need that to be funny, right?’ And me saying that and them going, ‘Oh yeah, no problem,’ and then going to give it to this other guy and having him doing it just like it was and acting like I’m a bad person ’cause I keep standing on my standard.

They tell you there’s no gatekeepers, but we keep seeing the same person open the gate. Didn’t Kevin let Tiffany [Haddish] in? … What do you mean ain’t no gatekeepers? There’s a hundred gates out here. Every one I seen got a keeper.” (On January 4, Hart responded to Williams on Twitter in a post promoting his upcoming Netflix movie Lift. “Gotta get that anger up outcha champ,” he wrote. “It’s honestly sad.”)

On Cedric the Entertainer: “Cedric sitting here telling you why he ain’t a movie star. He over here looking like a walrus … He can’t even get his arms off his stomach. Sitting over here: ‘Why I’m not a movie star?’ He never wrote anything! Remember, when Cedric the Entertainer starts, he’s supposed to be singing, dancing, and telling jokes. That’s why he’s called ‘the Entertainer.’ We found out he can’t sing, can’t dance, and doesn’t write jokes. He did four comedy specials. They’re so bad, Shannon, they’re not available on Netflix or Tubi. Can I say that again for the audience? They’re so bad that they’re not available on Netflix or Tubi.” (Cedric the Entertainer responded to Williams’s comments on Instagram on January 3, saying, “Revisionist History, regardless of whatever Katts opinion My career can’t be reduced to One Joke Katt Williams claims as his.”)

On Kanye West: “I suspect that we’re pretty awful people if we say that somebody got a mental illness and then we watch what they do. If you say somebody got special needs, then why would you be watching them and holding them accountable like everybody else? Wouldn’t you grade them on a curve? Because, I mean, what are we reacting to? You’re the one that put him in a position where he thought he was God and could call himself Yeezus. And you’re the one that told the guy that writes musical lyrics that he was a genius. You’re the one. So what do you expect? The guy married a whore! I mean, married her because she was one. Not he didn’t know. He understood that he wanted that. He courted that. That’s what he wanted to base his family on. If what I’m saying is not correct, then how did she end up with Pete Davidson? And what if you weren’t even good enough for Pete and he leaves you? What do that mean the product was? No, I don’t support or villainize Kanye, because I don’t understand what it is we want from him. I don’t know why we look at a basketball player and say, ‘He didn’t score no hockey goals this whole season!’ He don’t play hockey!”

On Harvey Weinstein: “They canceled me for talking about Harvey Weinstein before the thing came out. But he offered to suck my penis in front of all my people at my agency. What am I supposed to do? He did all of that. I’m thinking I’m the only Black person on the script. I get there — it’s three other Black guys on there. Huh. I told him ‘no.’ What y’all do?”

On Steve Harvey: “You couldn’t be a movie star. There are 30,000 new scripts in Hollywood every year. Not one of them asked for a country-bumpkin Black dude that can’t talk good and look like Mr. Potato Head.

Steve told you that he stopped doing stand-up because he has seven TV shows. The only problem is when he stopped stand-up, he didn’t have those seven TV shows. He stopped stand-up because he got in a comedy battle called The Championship of Stand-up Comedy with one Katt Williams in Detroit in front of 10,000 people and lost. Because Katt Williams said he was actually bald and that was a wig. And I went in, and that’s why he couldn’t do stand-up anymore. Imagine him coming to tell you another story where he got so big and it was Bernie [Mac] and them’s fault ’cause they wanted to be movie stars. What? You called Ocean’s Eleven to get that n - - - -’s part. What do you mean you didn’t want to be a movie star?

This is like Steve Harvey telling people he used to be homeless. That’s my story. That’s not his story. Steve Harvey was never homeless. Mark Curry was touring with him 25 years ago. He was making $3,000 a show in cash and doing five shows a week. They just tell the stories: ‘Thanks to my wife, I’m where I am.’ You said that about the first wife! You forget that? You told us it was her. Then you went and married somebody else that ‘think like a man.’ What are you talking about? They think they can rewrite history.”

On Rickey Smiley’s claims that Williams’s role in Friday After Next was intended for him: “I don’t know why he would lose a child and come on the air and start lying. That’s why people believe in rituals right there.

Your story is the Rickey Smiley that couldn’t even do curse words ’cause he had a Christian fan base … He was gon’ play the pimp? Why you didn’t ask him why has he played a woman in more movies than he’s played a man? You wouldn’t let an athlete that’s been on steroids talk about one of the greats. Rickey Smiley can’t act ’cause Rickey Smiley can’t act.

He was so egregious I put in my contract that I wouldn’t work with Rickey Smiley again unless he’s in a dress. Now what was Rickey Smiley’s next movie? Was it First Sunday? Did he wear a dress in it? You bet he did. It’s in my contract. That’s where he’s a believable actor. Him and Tyler Perry can’t play a man to save their life. They play good women, and I believe the best actor should be in the best role.” (On January 4, Smiley responded to Williams on his radio show The Rickey Smiley Morning Show. He brought his former manager on to confirm that he auditioned for the role of Money Mike before Williams, but clarified that he was glad Williams got the part because he “made it funnier” and there was “no way in the hell I could have executed that role like that.” He said he didn’t want to make any derogatory comments about Williams, because he didn’t like the way Williams’s remarks made his “kids feel,” adding, “It ain’t nothing but love over here.”)

On Chris Tucker: “The Chris Tucker that we have now is Epstein Island Chris Tucker, not Smokey.

Chris Tucker didn’t wanna be the poster child for smoking weed. He don’t smoke weed like that. He in the church. He Michael Jackson’s best friend. Michael Jackson called him Christmas. You ever met a man that gave you a nickname like that?”

On Diddy: “I came in this business saying I was gon’ expose. When I talked about Michael Jackson, when I talked about R. Kelly, they canceled me for these things. Because ‘Why would you talk about another Black dude?’ Race is not where the line is drawn. It’s God’s side and the other side. And we don’t care nothing about the other side — period. Period. All of these big dick deviants is all catching hell in 2024. It’s up for all of them. It don’t matter if you Diddy or whoever you is. T.D. Jakes — any of them. All lies will be exposed.”

On Wanda Smith: “You can’t flip up on me because you’re an inferior comedian. I’m going to destroy you, and I’m never gonna call you out of your name. I’m never gonna say anything disrespectful about people who look like you. It’s a very thin line I gotta call. But this lady is trying to embarrass me in front of a largely homosexual fan base. That’s why she got canceled. Gay people don’t take it kindly that you would, as a derogatory, call me gay. Gay people don’t feel like it’s derogatory. So why are you trying to shame me with something in a community I don’t belong in? There’s no gay people saying I belong over there or have been over there. But I have no hatred of over there, and how dare you.

I’m not trying to offend Black women with short hair. I’m not trying to offend heavyset women. I’m not trying to upset fellow comedians. I’m not trying to do any of that, and I’m qualified to be able to do none of that and still eviscerate you because I’m smart enough to know that I need to say that you have gnarled fingers because I know your limited education means you don’t know what the word means, so you can’t possibly respond to it. You’re not sure of the meaning.”

On Faizon Love: “I only put on comedians that are funnier than me. Anybody that ever told you differently was a fat-Faizon liar. There’s nobody like me in the business … Faizon said that getting a Netflix special is easy. I have 12 specials. Guess how many Faizon got? Zero. Why is he allowed to have conversations about real stand-up people? We do not let people who are on the juice discuss real athletes.”

On Jonathan Majors: “I didn’t want to get with a white wman ’cause I was scared she might have me running down the street like Jonathan Majors. Not because I didn’t like white women. I think white women are as great as any other women, but I’m not gonna act like I’m not scared of ’em. I have a reason to be scared. You could be Kang the Conqueror and they could take your rabid ass down in two weekends.

On Joe Rogan: “Joe don’t want me [on his show] … Joe got six comedians that never been funny he want to push out.” (Update: On January 4, Rogan responded to Williams on Twitter: “I love Katt. He’s one of my favorite comics and I’d love to have him on. We talk about him all the time. If he’s down I’ll make it happen.”)

On Ludacris: “There was a crossroads where we were both invited to an Illuminati thing and it had to be one or the other of us, and decisions had to be made. So it was both of us; we were equal. One of us had to cut off all their hair and couldn’t do the sideburn thing no more with the points. And the next person, they said, was going to get $200 million because they were going to pay him $10 million a movie to do 20 movies. And that’s how the conversation happened. One of those persons turned out to be Ludacris and the other person turned out to be Katt Williams.” (Update: On January 4, Ludacris responded to Williams in a video freestyle he posted on Twitter. In it, he rapped that “he’s never been Illuminati” and said “addiction’s on the rise, comedians check your temperature.”)

On Martin Lawrence: “Martin tried to put me in my first dress. When he had to go on his hiatus, he tell me, ‘Katt, when I come back, I need you. You my young partner; you’re my brother in comedy. When I come back, just promise me that, my next movie, it’ll be me and you. We going to do it together. We gon’ do some buddy-cop ****.’ I said, ‘Martin, you got my mother****ing word, my n - - - - . Go do what you got to do. When you come back, I’m in your movie. Don’t trip. I don’t need to see the script or nothing.’ You know, we get in that office and this fool pull out Big Momma’s House 2. I almost died. And I got to read this script in front of all these good white people where this n - - - - want me to get in a dress with him.”

This cliffs I need it. Aint nobody want to watch hours of video. REPPED


Katt Williams sounding like he ran out of f0cks at the same rate as he did money.

To make 200+ million in Hollywood you need to sign that deal

'The Mike Tyson of standup' is fair???

You don't know chit about standup, you don't know chit about boxing and you need a chromosome recount buddy.

Mike Tyson of standup... lmao GTFO

Watched the pod yesterday. It is hard to tell what's true and what's not because he sounds quite cerebral and articulate but at the same time says things like the only reason Ludacris got the F&F deal was because of hair and sideburns. Anyone confirm his claims are true?

Only 20 min it but he had a crazy line that really stuck out to me

“Winners are not allowed to let losers rewrite history”

Fuuuuuark

In the posted cliffs a few celebrities 'responded' but none straightforward call him a liar. I bet this mf'er only talking this crazy because he got receipts.

Another banger:

When asked if he was afraid these people are gonna cancel/come after him:

Satan can’t create anything. That includes blessings for his own people”

Idk. I watched like 15 min of the Kat interview, Kat seems a little... disoriented. It was difficult to follow his train of thought, like somebody intoxicated or with a long history of drug use. I like the guy, but he didn't really come off as a sensible, mentally sharp guy.

So he made a super old quote unnecessarily more difficult and repeated it himself?

The quote is that history is written by the victors.

More like the context in which he said it was great, it’s while he was calling out tons of celebs for making chit up. I’ve heard the old one too and view them differently because of the context

I honestly think he's a bull**** artist. If he 'got receipts' why not share them with the world?

Brb claims to have all this dirt on everyone but not sharing it with anyone either. Dude may not have sold his soul. But he certainly seems to be afraid to let what he has go public.


I really don't think he has ****. He's just running his mouth for attention.

In to listen to this on my drive tomorrow

18million views in one day because black people love gossip and drama in their own community

must have come from the slavery days when slaves would gather around and talk smack about uncle tom

let a white man talk about diddy and his diddlings "dat boi betta stfu talm bout our own lyke dat raycis ahh cracka!"

let a black man do it and it's "ooo spill dat tea cuz im drankin *sips*"

I'm 40 minutes in. This guy claims he learned to read at 3, got into university at age 7, would read 3000 books a year before age 10 (~8 full books a day), read entire encyclopedias, and is a polyglot.

I don't know that much about this guy, but he sounds like he's full of chit lol

I don't understand why. This guy sounds like a pathological liar.

he sounds like an old bitter bitch to me

he never sold his butthole virginity. he sounds free to me

sounds like youd give it up for the $$

Looks like Kodak Black who's fighting him lol

[QUOTE=bezarker post_id=1695959573][img]https://i.imgur.com/lQhxH52.png[/im[/QUOTE]Ha this just reminded me back in the day when I was around 15, I accidentally bumped into katt Williams while I was exiting a hotel in Orlando. I literally didn't see him since he came up to my chest, we both looked back at each other and paused and he looked like he was ready to throw down. We eventually gave eachother the "head nod" like we were cool, prob because he could see I recognized him, and continued on our ways. Coolstorybro.jpg

LOL OK one joke then cancelled? Or maybe it was because he was on that crack and trying to fight middle schoolers then because of his legal problems he wasn't allowed to travel outside of the country so he could film the movie he was supposed to be in?




Atlanta comedian Katt Williams has had a rough 2016 with multiple arrests and banishment from two Georgia counties. Charges issued against the 45-year-old stand-up artist include battery, theft, and criminal damage to property.

Here is a look at Katt Williams’ brushes with the law in 2016:

Feb. 28: Williams and about 15 members of his entourage and security team were accused of physically attacking and stealing cellphones from five women who were visiting Atlanta for the weekend.

Feb. 29: Williams was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge in Gainesville after a pool supply store employee told authorities he was punched during an argument.

March 8: Williams was arrested for allegedly threatening to kill his bodyguard Feb. 28. Authorities said Williams and two acquaintances allegedly confined and assaulted Corey Dixon. "It's our understanding that Mr. Williams was encouraging our victim, Mr. Dixon, to engage in some criminal activity in the Atlanta area," a Hall County sheriff's spokesman said. On March 9, authorities said Williams had violated the condition of a previous bond.

March 11: Williams was transferred to the Fulton County jail from Hall County. He was charged with entering an auto, theft by taking and simple battery in connection with the cellphone incident.

March: 12: "I am just like most Christians, under daily attack, but somehow holding up well," Williams said after being released on bond from the Fulton County jail. "God's grace is wonderful … we will have our day in court and we will be exonerated," he added.

March 23: A video showed Williams in a fight with an Atlanta teenager. He was in the Atlanta projects handing out cash and allegedly threw the first punch.

April 27: Williams allegedly threw a salt shaker at a restaurant manager in East Point, bloodying the man's lip. Police responded to the incident at Spondivits on Virginia Avenue, then found Williams at a nearby Waffle House. He was booked on a battery charge.

July 24: Katt Williams was arrested after a spat with a female employee of the Sportsmen's Lodge, a Ventura Boulevard hotel, according to the Los Angeles Times. He appeared in court in August.

Sept. 15: Williams was jailed in Fulton County on a charge of criminal damage to property in the second degree. He was released on a $10,000 signature bond.

Dec. 2: Williams was banned from Hall and Dawson counties and ordered to pay $7,500 in restitution and perform 100 hours of community service in a negotiated deal after pleading no contest to some charges in connection with the alleged February assault against his bodyguard.

Katt Williams is a mentally ill midget degenerate. He's funny, clowns are supposed to be. But I'm not sure why anyone cares what he thinks. I'm not wasting 2+ hours listening to him speak on anything serious, but from the clips I've seen thus far it appears that he smoked himself stupid. Paranoid conspiratorial delusions often come with excessive drug use.

Made it 30-40mins in and the dude seems like an insufferable bullchitter.

Terrible podcast.

thought he was hinting that they had to pay a price, obviously not side burns, but something obscure to show loyalty

wasted potential? He was The Heavy Weight Champ of the world. He was one of the most famous people in the world. More famous than the president. It doesnt get much bigger than that

Yea you gotta do a bunch of gay ritual chit to make it in hollywood. I thought this was common knowledge