new james bond actor is married to a woman more than 25 years older (srs)

03-19-2024, 04:13 PM

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Could be his beard. Like in Huge Jackedman's situation.

Except he got with her when he was 18 and she was 42. She left her husband and two kids in 2008 for him. 1 year after leaving she married him.

03-19-2024, 04:26 PM

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I already know I'm gonna catch hate for this, but: Old women give the best blowjobs.

There's a reason why I frequent rub-and-tug massage parlors where most of the providers are women who are at least late 30s.... It's because they generally provide excellent service.

I could easily hit up a strip club and find a sexy 20-something, or I could contact a high-priced 21yo escort.... but I dont' because they generally don't offer good service.

I cant hate on the dude for locking down a h0e that offers good sex.

Everything I post is satire.
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03-19-2024, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted By bradlehman⏩

LOL'd at early life and hyphenated last name. I guess still better than making him a woman or casting Idris Elba and totally departing from the literary description of the character.

wait, early life strikes again?