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post 979758883 11-15-2012, 02:41 PM
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blimping thread
post 979760013 11-15-2012, 02:44 PM
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Originally Posted By OneLifeOneWar
LMAO # :56

you can hear him hit his sternum with the hammer, now i KNOW that sh!t hurt

wish this ******* would get gang raped by a pack of grizzly bears
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IF CREW
post 979764193 11-15-2012, 02:53 PM
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We're All Gonna Make It
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post 979774093 11-15-2012, 03:17 PM
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cot dam, it took me three uncomfortable days to finally finish this thread. not sure what to think about all of this...
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post 979796423 11-15-2012, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted By alegend90
cot dam, it took me three uncomfortable days to finally finish this thread. not sure what to think about all of this...
proud of you bro, some people couple pages back said it took them a week
kalagan krew up in this mother fucқer!

willIevermakeit will never make it.
post 979799443 11-15-2012, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By alegend90
cot dam, it took me three uncomfortable days to finally finish this thread. not sure what to think about all of this...
Do you want to kill babies now? A typical side effect of this thread
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post 979803803 11-15-2012, 04:23 PM
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holy lmao at this thread. Keep em coming brahs, especially love the FB ones
post 979804723 11-15-2012, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted By FIREnICE
we went to six flags together

her: and a whole bunch of other people
I don't want put all my eggs in one basket, but I'd put all my eggs in her basket nomsayin.
post 979820143 11-15-2012, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted By cheeksbrah
alright night morgan
lololool most beta **** I've read/seen in forever oh my god I can't handle this crap
☆ Minimalist Crew http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150153773
☆ Official Personal Finance Thread http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=164099481&p=1291808361#post1291808361
post 979821303 11-15-2012, 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted By FIREnICE
I never leave the house without my Salbutamol, I ain't afraid of no doms.

"Fear tends to be like cotten candy, it melts upon contact" - Mike Tyson
post 979823983 11-15-2012, 05:07 PM
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Off topic, but here's some lulz brahs LOL. Barrack Obama playing MW2.



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post 979827033 11-15-2012, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By FIREnICE
/\^/\^Misc Colorado Crew^/\^/\
**Met Phil Heath at Costco & Guitar Center Crew**
**Anything Is Possible Crew**
ᕙ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )ᕗ
post 979828603 11-15-2012, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By FIREnICE
Look at his channel.

Pretty sure he's got mental issues.



EDIT: Wait, or maybe he's a troll.....at least I hope that's the case.

post 979838573 11-15-2012, 05:40 PM
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made it through all 35 pages.
so much built up rage i want to go murder something

will use as motivation at the gym
post 979854143 11-15-2012, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
I wouldn't laugh at Gabe Newell













lol Thank god for Gabe and Half Life
Originally Posted By JahRo225
Why the fuk does this fuking ***got always squeeze his tits and rub on em like a fuking bitch?!!!!!! GOD DAMNIT THIS MAKE ME MAD
brah I can't even explain the rage I get from watching that fuking video I found of that kid lol. srs
post 979869683 11-15-2012, 06:48 PM
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"This is my rear end. I have a particularly muscular butt due to having done a lot of heavy squats. I consider my butt and legs to be some of my best features."

NO.
be a lot cooler if you did
post 979874673 11-15-2012, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By FIREnICE
This is probably worst. Literally fukcing turns my stomach. is the camera dude some random kunt or like...what the fuk
be a lot cooler if you did
post 979910893 11-15-2012, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By jake1224
This is probably worst. Literally fukcing turns my stomach. is the camera dude some random kunt or like...what the fuk
She's actually looking uncomfortable enough that I'm surprised someone didn't step into to stop the guy.


inb4 rape
post 979912023 11-15-2012, 08:20 PM
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that kid deleted his yt account lol
“Gotta have opposites, light and dark and dark and light, in painting. It’s like in life. Gotta have a little sadness once in awhile so you know when the good times come" - Bob Ross
post 979912263 11-15-2012, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By bongowongo
I wouldn't laugh at Gabe Newell













lol strong dik in his pants
post 979927603 11-15-2012, 08:53 PM
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Found this gay garbage on my fb.




EDIT: LOL @ bronies. How lonely/pathetic do you have to be to seek ego acceptance by identifying with bronies...WOW, they're fuk'd for life.
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post 979930823 11-15-2012, 09:00 PM
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And how a can man die better, than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods?
post 980006673 11-16-2012, 12:31 AM
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Comments from the last video's uploader:

Bitch plzz ill kick u in ur throat and make u eat **** dnt act hardd u dnt knw were I was raised nor from so dnt be talkin all dat bull**** I street fight to make money u **** faced qiuef so when ur bakls drop and u relize reality let A ***** knw
flavoreddipper123 1 month ago

***** ur pussy ass is prolly from the country I'm frum the projects gun shot erry night stabbing happening nxt door drug deals robberies and a lot more **** u ain't and would knw bout and yo dawgg message me ur number homeboy I can send some good
flavoreddipper123 2 months ago

Gun shota go off erry night here boii u ain't bout dat crip life bruhh u ain't bout it dawgg trust me
flavoreddipper123 2 months ago

Ill murder ur pussy ass if u even speak of slugs again u fake ass pussy I bet u ain't even frum the hood less even got a banndanna or even knw a slug sign bitch so b4 u try and pull tht **** here go **** ur self
flavoreddipper123 2 months ago

***** I'm 15 hes 12 ur a dumbass id beat ur ass and kill u if I saw u on my turf u lil qiuef get a life and find something else to do besides b a dick to every ****ing person u c on utube and ur dumbass apparently u didn't c my blue flag dumbass ima OG and can kick yo lil bitch ass get back to cleanin hoes shoes
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post 980007153 11-16-2012, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By ImTooBeta
Just realized 2nd picture is too wide. I'll just type out what it says:

"I was a party with my girlfriend and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses- because she is bad - and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yea,whatever"

Then she loses again, and this ahole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullcrap like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fgot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

What the **** just happened!?!?!?!?"
after reading this i just want to claw my eyes out, the pour acid in my gaping empty sockets to erase the tiniest trace OF THIS...
HOW CAN THIS BE REAL PLEASE TEL ME THIS IS NOT...
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post 980078623 11-16-2012, 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted By miguel125
Me: Look here you Ive had a mad crush on you, and I think we need to get together asap. Srs, I've felt like this for a while, I'm not surprised you never noticed, your to busy doing your hair and makeup, listenin to melton n shiit.
Hit me back when you get this and let me know what you think
Peace

HBB : hey . ummm honestly i had no idea . your so quiet and shy lol . but hmm im kind of involved with someone right now so..
( Heart sank and since i couldnt handle the rejection i wont full potatoe beta and for some reason trolled her )

Me : Sorry m8 ( a mate ) thought it would be funny to message girls on my ******** lol wut awkward but thanks for the consideration and good look on your goals of 2013I'll make sure he apologizes monday
PS : U Mirin the aesthetics ?


HBB: what?

Me: u mirin the aesthetics young padawan

HBB : i dont know what your talking about

Me : call me ... maybe ; )

HBB : idk ( thought she might actually text me )

Me : you do know brah : )

HBB : i have feelings for someone ok . ( Heart crushed , gave her another copypasta for some reason )

Me : After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.
your ex-hubby,
p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.


( HBB )
ha funny , and dont worry about it . hes fine


I would never have gone beta like this for any other girl
Was almost certain she would say yes
Should i have tried to convince her after she said she was involved with someone else ?
Destroyed all my chances with her
At least i tried
No detectives
from this thread:http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...9682163&page=1
post 980170353 11-16-2012, 11:12 AM
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found this on cracked:

*WetBreasts is gonna make it crew*

Starting weight - 389lbs 13/12/2011
Goal: 185 Lbs at 12% bf
post 980204743 11-16-2012, 12:29 PM
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Cringepackage coming in!



D3ID - Cubanned#1206
★★★ Ultra 2013 Thread Crew ★★★
post 980213003 11-16-2012, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted By MRaeger
Cringepackage coming in!



Lol'd so hard the comment

"Why do you have feces smeared over your lips."
Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like? a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!

***Masturbate to self-reflection Crew***
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post 980218583 11-16-2012, 01:00 PM
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oh lawd this makes me rage
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