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12-28-2017, 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Maestro⏩
Yup, this was in one of the rant videos someone posted. They also mentioned how, after acquiring knowledge and training, Luke faced his nemesis and was still defeated (Empire Strikes Back) before having to return to training and become stronger before his next face off.Something that just donned on me.
....for those of you still undecided as to whether or not Rey is a "Mary-Sue" take this into consideration. Luke (under the training of Yoda) struggled to lift his x-wing out of a swamp, whereas Rey literally moves half of a mountain side (with no training whatsoever) to allow the resistance to escape.
....for those of you still undecided as to whether or not Rey is a "Mary-Sue" take this into consideration. Luke (under the training of Yoda) struggled to lift his x-wing out of a swamp, whereas Rey literally moves half of a mountain side (with no training whatsoever) to allow the resistance to escape.
Rey's character progression is running up the cliff-face. She can do no wrong and has no setbacks.
Originally Posted By nkiritsis13⏩
Why in the hell is young Jack Torrance from The Shining standing next to Chewbacca?
Seriously, they already wrote Old Han like a cringe compilation in TFA, and there isno waythat this "Young Han" movie will work. None. It's going to be the first ever, feature-length example of the Uncanny Valley in complete live-action.
People's brains will be too busy trying to figure out what the unholy abomination that they're watching evenisbefore they ever get a chance to wonder why their feeling a growing discomfort from their lower intestine, to duodenum, to stomach, boiling upwards into their throat and mouth. That feeling, that acidic pain that is rapidly surging through them, is what happens when a person's childhood gets f**ked so hard that it creates an event horizon that births the polar opposite of nostalgia.
I'm worried about this movie. I'm starting to see more and more that the problem is Kathleen Kennedy.Why in the hell is young Jack Torrance from The Shining standing next to Chewbacca?
Seriously, they already wrote Old Han like a cringe compilation in TFA, and there isno waythat this "Young Han" movie will work. None. It's going to be the first ever, feature-length example of the Uncanny Valley in complete live-action.
People's brains will be too busy trying to figure out what the unholy abomination that they're watching evenisbefore they ever get a chance to wonder why their feeling a growing discomfort from their lower intestine, to duodenum, to stomach, boiling upwards into their throat and mouth. That feeling, that acidic pain that is rapidly surging through them, is what happens when a person's childhood gets f**ked so hard that it creates an event horizon that births the polar opposite of nostalgia.
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12-28-2017, 04:26 PM
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12-28-2017, 04:28 PM
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12-28-2017, 04:36 PM
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12-28-2017, 06:44 PM
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12-31-2017, 03:06 AM
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The attempts at humor were the phucking worst. Like, Attack of the Clones levels of bad.
01-05-2018, 01:29 PM
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This is fukking hilarious
who woulda thunk that "ExFiles 3" would boxofficemog a fukin Star Wars movie
who woulda thunk that "ExFiles 3" would boxofficemog a fukin Star Wars movie
When it all comes down
There'll be nothing left to catch you but ground
It's calling your name and filling your head
With delusions of glory
01-06-2018, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By BericDondarrion⏩
Keep in mind that the Chinese love fukkin Transformers movies and usually gobble up anything with CGI, lolThis is fukking hilarious
who woulda thunk that "ExFiles 3" would boxofficemog a fukin Star Wars movie
who woulda thunk that "ExFiles 3" would boxofficemog a fukin Star Wars movie
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