50 Year Old off Tinder wants to meet me.

01-14-2021, 06:00 AM

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#1081

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Originally Posted By LordBroly⏩

The hail mary in question was getting OP to send an aggressive text, basically saying he wanted to fuk. Instead, in his infinite wisdom, OP sent the following: "Wanna hang Saturday?"

She politely declined by saying she's "trying" to go camping.

FIN.

Originally Posted By tekkenbruh⏩

Fuking hell lmao, typical misc autism at work

Jesus.... Misc never fails to fail

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I would actually be way more aggressive with a 50 year old than with a girl my age or younger. cause i wouldn't give a **** if a 50yo old ghosted me

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01-14-2021, 07:18 AM

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#1082

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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩

What’s wrong with Lemonade?! Haha

ain't nothing wrong with lemonade brah, except in this case it made you look like a b****

keep this going to 40 pages!

01-14-2021, 07:39 AM

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#1083

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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩

lol

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01-14-2021, 07:46 AM

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#1084

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How is this thread still going?

send this as your hail mary op

“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you... I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

01-14-2021, 07:51 AM

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#1085

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Fuking lol @ themisc attempting to get OP to send yet another text

I'm all for it, shoot another one to her.

IN4 40pages

01-14-2021, 07:52 AM

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#1086

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If she's hot and single at 50 she's 100 percent crazy. Plus barren. Not like anything of value was lost. Trying to nut in her sounds like a complete waste of time tbh.

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01-14-2021, 07:55 AM

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#1087

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If you’re gonna throw a hail marry. Throw a real one lol

Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.

01-14-2021, 09:07 AM

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#1088

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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩

If she's hot and single at 50 she's 100 percent crazy. Plus barren. Not like anything of value was lost. Trying to nut in her sounds like a complete waste of time tbh.

Who wants fertile when you can creampie her and not worry about babynames.com?

01-14-2021, 09:17 AM

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#1089

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I stand by my previous suggestion for a last ditch effort after the plane crash that was “wanna hang saturday?”

Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo⏩

"I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you."

Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩

“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you... I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”

Originally Posted By SmashinYoungVag⏩

Some friends and I were having a conversation today about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I thought about how we click....when you touch me, kiss me....when I do the same to you. I love it. I want to try something if you're game. I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.

^^But these are all good options as well

* Rawdog crew * Creampie crew * Poverty crew *

Haven't worn a condom since middle school crew

* HTC crew *

01-14-2021, 10:06 AM

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#1090

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Send one of the above OP.

DYEL?

01-14-2021, 10:36 AM

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#1091

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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩

If she's hot and single at 50 she's 100 percent crazy. Plus barren. Not like anything of value was lost. Trying to nut in her sounds like a complete waste of time tbh.

U w0t?
I didn’t realize everyone was raw dogging randoms in hopes of having kids.
Guess I did it wrong lol

Sloots Gon Sloot.

01-14-2021, 11:47 AM

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#1092

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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩

U w0t?
I didn’t realize everyone was raw dogging randoms in hopes of having kids.
Guess I did it wrong lol

That’s a good way to go broke unless you use a false name with a burner phone and go to her house.

01-14-2021, 11:55 AM

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#1093

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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩

U w0t?
I didn’t realize everyone was raw dogging randoms in hopes of having kids.
Guess I did it wrong lol

It's not about actually impregnating them...

Even if everything is still in the right place there's a big difference between fukking a young fertile nubile hottie than a sandpaper skin 50 year old that has to shave her mustache and cover up her female pattern balding and had to get dental implants for the teeth she's slowly been losing.

Men trying to have secks with 50yo women is why they had to invent viagra.

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01-14-2021, 12:09 PM

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#1094

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Cliffs:

Thread has been over around 10 pages ago, we're basically left with a bunch of basement dwellers who are still creaming themselves over the 50 year old woman and begging OP to throw a final hail Mary so they can live through him.

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01-14-2021, 12:19 PM

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#1095

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Originally Posted By Coal

Cliffs:

Thread has been over around 10 pages ago, we're basically left with a bunch of basement dwellers who are still creaming themselves over the 50 year old woman and begging OP to throw a final hail Mary so they can live through him.

Sad fukks lol

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01-14-2021, 05:49 PM

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#1096

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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩

Sad fukks lol

Do it then pussy

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01-14-2021, 06:38 PM

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#1097

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Originally Posted By CherryPopinski⏩

Sad fukks lol

Have you seen her at the gym since your last hang text?

01-16-2021, 07:06 PM

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#1098

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Cherry just texted SilenceSpeaks.

01-29-2021, 10:21 PM

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01-30-2021, 12:31 AM

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You didn't salvage this?

01-30-2021, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩

If she's hot and single at 50 she's 100 percent crazy. Plus barren. Not like anything of value was lost. Trying to nut in her sounds like a complete waste of time tbh.

Op needed to act like a total degenerate and she would have ate it up. She have told her he was gonna hold her down and raw dog her roughly then blow his seed deep in her poosay