My friends call me Nova, as in Casa...Nova

"can you go to this link and say hi to my friend Misc
http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=171538553"

no. do not bring sloots to the misc. terrible idea.

why chase sloots when sloots can chase us

hi lyss

hi lyss

hi lyss

hi lyss
hit them with the "listen here you bitch, I don't have time for your stupid girl games. you're beautiful and i don't have time to waste, so if you wanna fukk message me back, if not peace, bitch.

in

hi lyss

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up in this photo. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. Your head is too big (although that may be, because of your giraffe neck posture) . As for your hair, lol. Seriously, do something. You look like a horse. Stare at your face for more than 5 seconds, and you will see how ugly you are. The eyes which are too far apart is what ruins /damages an already ugly face even further. Unfortunately for you, that can't be surgically fixed, lol. Don't even let me start on your pale complexion. It only works if you look hot. Unfortunately, you do not look hot. Its hard to sum up a creature like you in one word. 'UGLY ' would be unfair , since it doesn't reflect how repulsive you look. GROTESQUE is stretching it. But somewhere in between, is where you would be, on the scale of an average man. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated this post as much as possible.

Hello gorgeous Alyssa

in 4 lyssa

"i wouldnt fuk u with my worst enemies dick"

LMAO top quality thread

"rate my facial aesthetics 1-10"


send to 10 sloots and average the results srs

in for updates

also hi lyss

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear you fart through a walkie talkie

sent the latest ones and..
hi esther, meagan and paula (i assume thats the link to this thread? lol dont care)

Oh lawd misc we gonna need gumboots. Cos we about to be knee deep inin poocey juice

Piss off Lyss.















































































Jk love me Lyss

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.

yea no
fuk off

these are golden

inb4 misc is now 50% female bc wagerking sends all his tinder sloots here and they register to talk chit to him in this thread and then just stick around and post regularly

hahahahaha you cunny funt

You can't be this stupid. He literally said I will rape you if I get the chance.

one already deleted me cause she thoght i was a bot

pm me ur pics and ill rep u haha jk no homo lol haha no but srsly pls pm me ur pics haha just glutes and maybe face haha no homo again lol just kidding kinda not rly lol pls send them.

Any of you girls lookin for a muscular bald man, send me a private message ok?

this guy "wagerking" is a total A$$HOLE!!

OK?