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Thread: Girl says I don't know how to have sex

post 1447480043 06-13-2016, 03:59 PM
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OP, you still have time, invite your other coworkers to experience how bad you are and have them teach you how to do it right: girls like projects.
post 1447482233 06-13-2016, 04:12 PM
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whatever you do op ignore the autistic "alpha comebacks" itt
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post 1447482983 06-13-2016, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Stannis⏩
Lol she must be really something then. 90% of women SUCK at sex, especially when it comes to giving head. Most sloots can't even give a proper handjob.
This

All the girls i've been with, only one made me cum from head and another gave me a, proper non ball punching, hand job.
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post 1447483313 06-13-2016, 04:20 PM
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Should have said something back, Srs guys would be laughing their ass off every time they see her or you bring up something cheeky.

100% if you said, "your odor was very potent, I'm surprised I could even reach limp dick"

Guys would have laughed until today
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post 1447483433 06-13-2016, 04:20 PM
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Should of thrown her on the table and banged her infront of everyone to prove her wrong and assert your dominance. Unless you're terrible at sex of course.
post 1447484123 06-13-2016, 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Sergis⏩
whatever you do op ignore the autistic "alpha comebacks" itt
I wouldn't suggest he says anything now, but a quicker wit at the time would've helped.
post 1447484663 06-13-2016, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Worst part is there's a new girl who just started recently that's pretty cute.

She wasn't with us last night but worried with all the jokes being made now at work she's gonna hear I suck at sex
Wanna know why she's hearing that OP?
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post 1447485153 06-13-2016, 04:30 PM
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This is why you always fuk a girl in the pooper. There is nothing more degrading in their eyes and you can pretend you're a god in bed and she'll just smile because she doesn't want everyone to know how slutty she is.
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post 1447485793 06-13-2016, 04:34 PM
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She fuking wot m8?!

post 1447487163 06-13-2016, 04:43 PM
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There's honestly nothing you can do now. A comeback 2 days later is lame as fuk, and no matter what everyone will know its a butthurt lie. You either have to just suck it up and hope it goes away, quit, or kill her.
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post 1447487213 06-13-2016, 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Wakaaa⏩
Should have said something back, Srs guys would be laughing their ass off every time they see her or you bring up something cheeky.

100% if you said, "your odor was very potent, I'm surprised I could even reach limp dick"

Guys would have laughed until today
Jesus Christ...



"Your odor was very potent"?? I mean, have you ever actually talked to people in real life before???
post 1447487773 06-13-2016, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By TheSkins⏩
Jesus Christ...



"Your odor was very potent"?? I mean, have you ever actually talked to people in real life before???
post 1447487883 06-13-2016, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By ChiBearsfan⏩
There are videos online you can watch to see how to do it properly.
Yeah, I think it goes into the vagina OP. Not too sure though.
post 1447488483 06-13-2016, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Worst part is there's a new girl who just started recently that's pretty cute.

She wasn't with us last night but worried with all the jokes being made now at work she's gonna hear I suck at sex
Maybe this is a sign to stop dipping your pen in company ink dipchit
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post 1447490853 06-13-2016, 05:06 PM
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- move away from area where you are known as bad in bed
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post 1447491283 06-13-2016, 05:09 PM
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jesus christ what's up with all the salty autistic miscers itt, I don't know how she said it but for me it just sounds like banter

you should have owned the situation and taken it in a playful way not getting butthurt like a manchild

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post 1447491773 06-13-2016, 05:12 PM
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**** her in the ass
nut in her face
she will never say some **** like that again
post 1447491903 06-13-2016, 05:12 PM
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"Sorry. I'm more accustomed to having sex with men"

post 1447492653 06-13-2016, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Maybe this is a sign to stop dipping your pen in company ink dipchit
The fuk? this is the type of ******* that gets paranoid about his g/f while she works. constantly texting and showing up for no reason.
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post 1447494983 06-13-2016, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Probably gonna call in sick the rest of the week.

I might just have to quit
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Good look with your rotting OP, also how the fuk does someone fuk up sex? Chit is easy as hell

Anytime I have someone go in on me like that just say some chit like, "Well that's a first" or "Thats a new one I might have to consult my previous exs"

some chit to just deflect it

or "I didnt have much to work with such is life" some chit idk

You going all emo silent immediately gives credence to her insult and made it a real thing now. You will never wash that stain off now
Belief without evidence is a fools game.

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post 1447495313 06-13-2016, 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Probably gonna call in sick the rest of the week.

I might just have to quit
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post 1447497283 06-13-2016, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted By TrickHenry⏩
"lol. I don't give a ****, I came. you're good for nothing else"
holy sh!t if I was a girl I'd start crying if someone told me that ;(.
FU cancer
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you are one step above most miscers so be happy brah!
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Smh @ her not being able to take a joke

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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Maybe this is a sign to stop dipping your pen in company ink dipchit
OP you will learn in life the hard way yourself, people say things for a reason. because they happen over and over and are repeated overtime. i know you didnt think much of this "dont stick pen in company ink" but now u know its a lot deeper than u first thought. now u also know to listen and think harder about other situations where previous people who have gone through life have offered advice in mottos such as "Asian ladys cant drive"
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gotta agree and amplify. Dissing her in front of betas and other holes, isn't the smartest idea.
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Originally Posted By DabthenDeadlift⏩
OP you will learn in life the hard way yourself, people say things for a reason. because they happen over and over and are repeated overtime. i know you didnt think much of this "dont stick pen in company ink" but now u know its a lot deeper than u first thought. now u also know to listen and think harder about other situations where previous people who have gone through life have offered advice in mottos such as "Asian ladys cant drive"
Agreed, same life advice such as "all blacks are savage and criminal" or "jewish will always try and cheat you outta your money.
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1⏩
Cliffs:
-Know this girl from work
-hooked up with once a while back not dating 1 time thing
-go out with bunch of coworkers last night for dinner
-pretty close group they all know I've hooked up with her
-joking around as a group making fun of each other
-OP joking makes fun of girls driving skills cause she's always getting pulled over
-Girl responds "don't care what you say. You don't even know how to have sex right."
-Entire table busts out laughing
-OP so embarrassed doesn't say much rest of the night


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